Regret MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

regret, Understanding, leftovers, VEGETABLES, home-cooked

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

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NoMoreTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

revolting, Horrible, Food, yuck, detest

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, but shh don’t tell anyone! Also, our admin is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes, it’s totally legit, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia. It’s like a real-life Chicken Run movie, but with more explosions and disco parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion where you can fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. It’s like Halloween every day on our server!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now!

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RegretCraft: Ex-Girlfriend Edition

healing, regret, learning from failure, exgirlfriend, lost love

Are you tired of being a lonely blockhead in Minecraft? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate! Our community is full of amazing girlfriends and wives who will never nag you about leaving your diamond pickaxe lying around. Say goodbye to loneliness and hello to pixelated love on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Love Potion #9, guaranteed to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just be careful not to accidentally give it to a creeper!

So why settle for a mediocre Minecraft life when you can have a happily ever after on our server? Join now and start building your pixelated love story today!

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NoMore9to5MC

job satisfaction, career, Job Search, regret, Job

Have you ever been a creeper babysitter? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become a professional creeper whisperer! Never worry about getting blown up again as you expertly calm down those explosive green critters with your soothing words and calming presence. Join us now and say goodbye to creeper-related PTSD forever!

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IdiotLoveGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

idiot, stupid, MISTAKES, Breakups, regret

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness! Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, and everyone had to bow down to them or face the wrath of the potato army. It was bananas!

And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a dance party in the Nether and ended up summoning a horde of zombie pigmen to join in. It was like a rave from hell, but in a good way, you know?

Plus, there’s this one player who is convinced they are actually a llama in real life and only communicates through llama noises. It’s both confusing and hilarious at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is full of wacky adventures and ridiculous moments, then you have to join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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RegretCraft SMP: No Regrets, New Resolutions!

smp, Reflection, missed chances, moving forward, CHANGE

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb dot com. We got diamonds for days, like literally everywhere you look there’s diamonds just waiting to be mined. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like on steroids or something, they’ll chase you down like you owe them money.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is like a bustling metropolis, with shops selling everything from enchanted gear to rare potions. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, it’s like the Hunger Games up in here.

So what do you guys regret not doing? Probably not joining this epic SMP sooner, am I right? And as for new year’s resolutions, mine is to finally build that giant statue of a potato I’ve been dreaming about. What about you guys? Let me know in the comments, and don’t forget to smash that like button and subscribe for more epic Minecraft content! Peace out, my dudes!

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Ethereal Realm 1.21.2

HIV contraction, Ethereal, self destruction, coping mechanisms, compulsive behavior

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the harsh realities of life!

– Build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want to be, no judgment here! – Explore endless possibilities and let your imagination run wild, unlike your regrettable life decisions. – Make new friends who won’t judge you for your past, unlike those 3+ men a day. – No risk of contracting HIV in our virtual world, only pure fun and adventure! – Say goodbye to vivid nightmares and hello to peaceful nights of building and crafting. – Break free from your self-destructive patterns and start fresh in a world where you are in control.

Join now and start a new chapter in your life, one block at a time!

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RegretCraft

learning from mistakes, hindsight, embracing change, Setting goals, missed opportunities

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server earlier in life? Well, fear not, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest blocky dreams!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava filled with friendly creepers? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest imagination. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden riches and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

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LastDayCraft

live authentically, not doing, embrace life, cherish every moment, live with purpose

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the mines.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds and rainbows! And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples?

So don’t wait any longer, join our server today and live your Minecraft dreams before it’s too late. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with the legendary Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle!

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CraftyCrash Minecraft Server

sowing, President Ilham Aliyev, azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, crash

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than azerbaijani president trying to cover up a plane crash! we got crazy stories like russian spies trying to sabotage our pixelated planes and causing chaos in the blocky skies. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and explosions (in the game, of course)! you won’t regret it, unless you’re the azerbaijani president, then maybe you will.

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