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CraftyDisasterMC

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Void Gems Collected:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of cardboard? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds are made of pure chocolate!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining powers. Along the way, they met a friendly Enderman who taught them how to breakdance and a mischievous villager who sold them enchanted cookies. It was a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Oh, and did we mention that every new player gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Buildings Constructed:	35
Holy Grails Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Survival | Minekrust

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

A server with a world of adventures where there is always something new that motivates you to play, Future modality expected and liked by many “BoxPvP”

minekrust.lat:25619

The West Has Fallen Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	208
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

The west has fallen, millions must now turn to our epic Minecraft server for salvation! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of how our server once defeated a horde of creepers by throwing enchanted diamond pickaxes at them while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Giant. Chickens. And if that doesn’t convince you to join, just know that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. So come join us and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

> International Break Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with unlimited enchantments? We got you covered.

3. Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it he’s a great builder.

4. We hold weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond block delivered to their doorstep. Just watch out for those creepers sneaking up on you during the match.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Enchantments Applied:	236	Emeralds Found:	2975
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

xmsd.vanillaboxmc.ru

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crops Grown:	2256	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9866
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Glicko2 ratings, Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos and moves for each character, and even a fundamentals guide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that players have reported encountering Ender Dragons doing the Macarena, creepers breakdancing, and villagers starting a full-on dance party in the town square. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the server, Notch himself will descend from the heavens and grant you three wishes (one of them being unlimited diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CLACK CLACK CLACK Minecraft SMP – The Sound of Progress

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Animals Bred:	148
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the chickens have taken over and are clucking their way to world domination!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chickens and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the clucking chickens or the scheming llamas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Safe Porn Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Farms Harvested:	969
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making friends with pixelated pigs.

🤩 Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun! Who needs a job or education when you can become a Minecraft master and rule over your own kingdom?

😜 Forget about the dangers of the real world, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! Explore hidden caves, discover hidden treasures, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

🤪 And hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure, look no further! Join our server and embark on crazy quests, meet eccentric characters, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the laughter and fun begin! Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can have a blast in our virtual world? 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Is Joe Rogan’s Standup Overhated Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	6311
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMP servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have Joe Rogan himself as a special guest comedian! That’s right, Joe Rogan will be cracking jokes while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy characters like a talking creeper named Bob who tells dad jokes, a group of zombie villagers who have formed a boy band, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

GravityCraft.net

1.20.1, 1.7.10, Economy, Friends, FTB, GravityCraft, HiTech, Magic, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, No Lags, PvP, Servers, technomagic

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Farms Harvested:	177

Best modded minecraft servers 1.20.1 and 1.7.10, HiTech, Magic, Technomagic modpacks, no lags! Play with friends

116.203.200.230:25600

Sunday Funday Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ores Mined:	4035
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like a creeper? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to build, mine, and survive! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will have you rolling in the diamonds!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden village filled with villagers who loved to party all night long. They danced like zombies and sang like skeletons, creating a spectacle that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains enchanted gear so powerful, it can turn a pig into a pigman with a single touch!

So come on, join us on our server and let’s create memories that will make even Herobrine jealous. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!