Xeon Smp
Hey there! Welcome to The Xeon Smp! We’re a super chill Vanilla Minecraft server looking for some cool peeps to join us. Come hang out with us at Xeon Smp and have a blast! You won’t regret it, promise!
xeonsmp.org
-
Xeon SMP FunCraft
-
RegretNot20sMinecraftSMP
OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit af. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them. And the mobs, oh man, they’re like supermodels, all dressed up in Gucci armor and stuff.But the real reason you gotta join is because we have this secret underground base where we throw the most insane parties. Like, one time we had a creeper DJ and he was dropping bombs (literally). And don’t even get me started on the llama races, those guys are fast as heck.
So yeah, if you wanna live your best Minecraft life, come join us on this SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally find that special someone to build a dirt house with. #minecraftgoals #yolo
-
Crafting Catastrophe
Have you ever accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and then had the entire village turn against you? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaotic behavior like that! Join us for a chance to unleash your inner prankster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting NPCs.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: there’s no such thing as a “worst mistake” here, only epic tales to tell around the virtual campfire.
-
DadCraft: Friends Edition
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We’ve got drama hotter than a creeper explosion at sunset!Imagine this: you’re chilling with your friend Bella, but oops, you end up getting pregnant by her dad! It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. Bella’s mom even tries to pay you to terminate the pregnancy – talk about drama!
But wait, there’s more! Bella gives you an ultimatum – her or her dad. Like, seriously? Who does that? And then she comes over unannounced to call you a selfish b*tch. It’s a mess, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server!
So come join us for some scandalous fun and chaotic adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of craziness!
-
RuinedLifeIn1Click – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, if you don’t join, a pack of wild llamas will come to your house and eat all your socks, I swear it’s true! And not only that, but if you join, you’ll get a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe, like who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens and a disco ball made of emeralds, it’s lit af! So come join us and let’s build the most epic base ever, before the llamas come for your socks! #SocksAreLife #LlamaApocalypse #MinecraftMadness 🧦🦙🕺🏻💎🏔️
-
DateRuiner420 – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft server, like right now! It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds. And get this, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the map and grants wishes to all players who can find it.But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but rubber chickens and fish sticks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the Nether where the floor is made of lava and the only way to survive is by wearing a suit made of marshmallows. Trust me, it’s totally safe.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. Like one time, I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha with a skeleton while a group of villagers sang karaoke in the background. It was wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make absolutely no sense but will be totally epic, bro!
-
EraseTheWheel – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have this crazy rule where you can erase one invention from history! Like, imagine if you could delete the invention of pants so we could all just run around in our undies all day. Or what if you got rid of the invention of the wheel so we could all just slide around on banana peels instead? It’s gonna be so chaotic and hilarious, you won’t want to miss out! Join now and let’s delete some crazy inventions together, it’s gonna be a blast!
-
RegretfulSexMinecraftSMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave where all the mobs were dancing to techno music. And then I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that gave me super speed and made me fly like a majestic chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time I built a roller coaster that went through a portal to the Nether and I rode a ghast like a boss.So, like, come join us and experience the most epic, mind-blowing, pants-wetting adventures ever in Minecraft history. You won’t regret it, unless you regret having sex with that person, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your grandkids say, “Wow, Grandma/Grandpa, you were a total badass in Minecraft!”
-
VoteRegret Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally epic and you HAVE to join because the admins are like, super cool and give out free diamonds every day! Plus, there’s this crazy story about a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and if you find it, you become the king of the server or something! And like, everyone who joins gets a pet dragon that can fly you around the map and shoot fireballs at creepers. It’s so lit, you gotta come play with us and be part of the most epic adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!
-
BlockyBadAdvice: BlameYourselfNotUs
come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all suggestions that go against your better judgement! why listen to others when you can just do whatever you want and blame yourself later? it’s a great way to build character and learn from your mistakes, or just have a good laugh at how everything goes wrong!we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like trying to build a house out of diamonds only to have it collapse on you because you didn’t listen to that little voice in your head saying “maybe don’t do that.” or maybe you’ll try to tame a wild wolf and end up getting mauled because you thought you knew better than the experts.
join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where you can laugh at yourself and others as we all make terrible decisions together. who needs common sense when you have our server to show you the way?
IP: 123.456.789.012