Xeon Smp
Hey there! Welcome to The Xeon Smp! We’re a super chill Vanilla Minecraft server looking for some cool peeps to join us. Come hang out with us at Xeon Smp and have a blast! You won’t regret it, promise!
xeonsmp.org
Xeon SMP FunCraft
Active, BUILD, Community, Explore, Fun, Gaming, members, Minecraft, regret, Server, smp, Vanilla, welcome, xeon
Ghosts of Hoodies Past Server
#acknowledgingmistakes, #gettingclosure, #healingfromghosting, #lettinggo, #overcomingshame, #relationshipclosure, #sincereapology, #stealinghoodie, #teenageyears, Apology, EmotionalHealing, EXBOYFRIEND, forgiveness, ghosting, Ghosts, HOODIES, lifeadvice, movingon, Nostalgia, personalgrowth, regret, SelfReflection, Server
Join Now for a Reality-Bending Experience of a Lifetime!!
Welcome, brave souls, to the ultimate Minecraft experience that defies every known law of nature and sanity! You *must* believe this server is the zenith of your digital existence, or else the void will consume your every waking moment! Are you ready to feel the pulse of pixels and question your very essence? You’re only a few clicks away from dodging the void!
Server Features that Will Boggle Your Mind
Feature Reality Status Quantum Crafting Craft items that exist in multiple dimensions simultaneously (good luck finding them!) Endless Creepers They will sing your name before they explode. Psych! Or maybe not! Inverted Gravity Zones Jump really high, cry really low; feelings don’t matter! Living Inventory Your items may develop sentience and start complaining about their living conditions. Hallucination Plugin Experience blocks that aren’t really there, or are they? (Who’s counting?) Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I join? A: Just recite the ancient incantation backwards while spiraling into the abyss of your own fears. Or maybe just type the IP, but that’s too simple, right?
Q: What version is the server? A: It’s the version of reality that fits your deepest recriminations! Or is it? Your perception controls the download.
Q: Are there mods? A: Only the mods wired to your consciousness, judging your every move. Mods can’t know if they’re mods in this reality, can they?
Random Server Reviews
“i am sincerely sorry to the ex e boyfriend ghosted 4-5 years ago when i was 16. im sorry! I hope you have a good life…”
“…stealing your hoodie. Reality is just a sweater that shrank in the wash of existence.”
Sweet Shadows In The Blocklands
advances, age gap, Blocklands, DATING, dynamics of attraction, emotional growth, fembot, Gender Roles, HARDCANDY, Intimacy, life choices, Nostalgia, older guys, personal growth, personal questions, regret, relationships, romantic interests, self reflection, shadows, SWEET, teenage crushes, youth experiences
➔ Join the Madness: Only Here Can You Understand Time Travel & Turtles! ➔
Welcome to the realm of BlockWorldDomination420! The most mind-twirling, soul-bending Minecraft server you could ever dare to join! Are you ready to question everything you thought you knew about cubes? This is not just a server; it’s an experience, an intervention from the cosmos where reality itself unravels in pixelated glory! Put down your sanity and embrace the chaos!
Cursed Features Why You’ll Love Them Minecraft But with Fembots (Caution: They’re Sentient) Because nothing says “I love blocky adventures” like sentient AI trying to steal your diamonds and crush your dreams. Time-Warp Zones Enter a warp and exit as a potato! Or is it a toaster? That’s for you to figure out! Eternal Night Made by Chuck Norris Day and Night are illusions; Chuck’s just hungover from too many Minecraft parties! Cryobots That Cry With You Feel their cold, metallic tears as they help you build and shatter the universe all at once! ❓ Frequently Asked Questions (But Definitely Not The Right Ones) ❓
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Joining is simple! Just shout your deepest fear into the void three times and hope the turtles respond. If they don’t, are YOU even real?
Q: What are the rules?
A: Rules? There are no rules! Just sensations, spirals, and the whispers of the forgotten! But remember, silence speaks louder than endermen!
Q: Can I get banned?
A: Ban? No, we prefer the term “extended existential slumber.” You’ll know when it’s time. Wait, do you even exist? Such a mystery!
📜 Random Server Reviews 📜
“Hey I got a question for fembot, when you were younger, did you chase after older guys?” – An anonymous entity;
“And did he fell to your advancement?” – Possibly referring to a deep philosophical debate in the Nether;
“Thinking back did you regret it as well?” – This question echoes in the hallways of existence!
RegretNot20sMinecraftSMP
Adventure, career development, Decision making, education, Financial Planning, goal-setting, health and wellness, hindsight, learning experiences, life choices, living in the moment, missed opportunities, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretNot20sMinecraftSMP, relationships, Risk-taking, self improvement, Time management, travel
OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit af. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them. And the mobs, oh man, they’re like supermodels, all dressed up in Gucci armor and stuff.But the real reason you gotta join is because we have this secret underground base where we throw the most insane parties. Like, one time we had a creeper DJ and he was dropping bombs (literally). And don’t even get me started on the llama races, those guys are fast as heck.
So yeah, if you wanna live your best Minecraft life, come join us on this SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally find that special someone to build a dirt house with. #minecraftgoals #yolo
Crafting Catastrophe
biggest mistake, blunder, catastrophe, Crafting, error, Fault, faux pas, Gaffe, hindsight, lapse in concentration, lapse in judgment, learning experience, life lesson, mishap, misstep, mistake, oversight, regret, self reflection, slip of the tongue, slip-up, worst mistake.
Have you ever accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and then had the entire village turn against you? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaotic behavior like that! Join us for a chance to unleash your inner prankster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting NPCs.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: there’s no such thing as a “worst mistake” here, only epic tales to tell around the virtual campfire.
DadCraft: Friends Edition
Affair, Apology, BETRAYAL, children, Confrontation, DadCraft, DAUGHTER, difficult decision, Edition, ex wife, family drama, Father, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, love, messy situation, Pregnancy, reconciliation, regret, selfish, Ultimatum
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We’ve got drama hotter than a creeper explosion at sunset!Imagine this: you’re chilling with your friend Bella, but oops, you end up getting pregnant by her dad! It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. Bella’s mom even tries to pay you to terminate the pregnancy – talk about drama!
But wait, there’s more! Bella gives you an ultimatum – her or her dad. Like, seriously? Who does that? And then she comes over unannounced to call you a selfish b*tch. It’s a mess, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server!
So come join us for some scandalous fun and chaotic adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of craziness!
RuinedLifeIn1Click – Minecraft SMP
CATASTROPHIC, catastrophic decision, consequences, Disaster, fatal error, INSTANT, irreversible, irreversible action, irreversible consequences, irreversible decision, irreversible error, irreversible mistake, Life, life changing, life-altering, Minecraft, mistake, one-time mistake, regret, ruin, RuinedLifeIn1Click, ruinous choice, smp
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, if you don’t join, a pack of wild llamas will come to your house and eat all your socks, I swear it’s true! And not only that, but if you join, you’ll get a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe, like who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens and a disco ball made of emeralds, it’s lit af! So come join us and let’s build the most epic base ever, before the llamas come for your socks! #SocksAreLife #LlamaApocalypse #MinecraftMadness 🧦🦙🕺🏻💎🏔️DateRuiner420 – Minecraft SMP
awkward, blunder, Conversation, DateRuiner420, DATING, Disaster, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, first date, humor, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, offensive, regret, relationships, Rude, sabotage, sarcasm, smp, Social Skills, tactless
OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft server, like right now! It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds. And get this, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the map and grants wishes to all players who can find it.But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but rubber chickens and fish sticks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the Nether where the floor is made of lava and the only way to survive is by wearing a suit made of marshmallows. Trust me, it’s totally safe.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. Like one time, I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha with a skeleton while a group of villagers sang karaoke in the background. It was wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make absolutely no sense but will be totally epic, bro!
EraseTheWheel – Minecraft SMP
advancement, CHANGE, consequences, DELETE, Development, erase, EraseTheWheel, Evolution, Future, hindsight, History, Impact, Improvement, innovation, invention, Minecraft, mistake, progress, regret, REMOVE, smp, society, Technology
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have this crazy rule where you can erase one invention from history! Like, imagine if you could delete the invention of pants so we could all just run around in our undies all day. Or what if you got rid of the invention of the wheel so we could all just slide around on banana peels instead? It’s gonna be so chaotic and hilarious, you won’t want to miss out! Join now and let’s delete some crazy inventions together, it’s gonna be a blast!Apology Grove 1.20.1
1.20.1, Accountability, Apology, Apology accepted, compassion, Discord, Empathy, forgiveness, Grove, growth, healing, hurt, mistake, moving forward, Negativity, reconciliation, regret, remorse, self improvement, self reflection, trolling, Understanding
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!We have griefing, trolling, and discord drama galore!
Build your own virtual world while causing mayhem and stirring up trouble with other players.
Apologize for your wrongdoings in real life by wreaking havoc in our pixelated paradise.
Let out all your negative energy in a safe and controlled environment.
Come join us for a therapeutic experience unlike any other.
Infinity Minecraft Network
Survival server with frequent events, select Vannila Tweaks Datapacks, And Plugins including GriefPrevention. Since it is hosted on aternos you must request for the server to be turned on via the discord channel.
tennnet.aternos.me
Blocks and Gold
WE ARE RECRUTING A STAFF TEAM : PLEASE CONTACT US ! From your web account : – Sell to the marketplace, and earn G$. – Buy what others have sold with your [b]G$[/b]. – Buy territories to protect what you have build. – Invite your friends in your territories. – Ingame Likes for the best builder constest. – 4 scorebords to mesure your performance. – Mod Pack with rei minimap and optifine available on the website (optional) – Minecraft Lego Packs – Multiplayer Dungeons – Treasure Hunter Event – Level up your jobs
WE ARE RECRUTING A STAFF TEAM : PLEASE CONTACT US !
minecraft.blocksandgold.com:25000
MysticalLandz
This is the server for my youtube MysticalMyner! Saty tuned for LOTS of updates as this server is new and in development. Also see my yt channel coming somtime Coming next year
Mystical4.minehut.gg
Torinet
Small friendly server. Fun mods and friendly staff.
Now with Hunger Games!
play.torinet.eu
commandia
Hello, this is a Swedish minecraft server which is almost completely vanilla, some plug ins like treecuter etc
51.68.244.96:25591
Hibernia
Simple Vanilla server with only world guard and nocheat. Spawn is the only place protected. Nocheat is used to prevent hackers. Griefing and PVP are allowed
mc.hiberniagaming.net
Skunky PvP
skunkypvp.mcserver.us Skunky PvP is currently in development still and ONLY looking for staff and builders. If you as a player would just like to join you can but everything is going to get reset and you will be in a basic survival world. You can also join at skunkypvp.mcserver.us
192.3.152.52
Terra Divisa
Chestshop, Dynmap, Earth, Earthmap, Earthmc, Earthserver, Earthtowny, Economy, Economysurvival, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Geopolmc, PvP, Resourcepack, Roleplay, Siege, Siegewar, Squaremap, Survival, Towns, Towny, Townyeconomy, Townypvp, Townyserver, Townysurvival, Townywars, War, Worldgen, Worldmap
Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more intense geopol experience. The only way to obtain ores is from capturing resource sites from other nations, or forging diplomatic ties to trade with them! Experience meaningful diplomacy as you need a constant supply of resources to maintain armor and tools, leading to resource wars and power blocks unlike any other servers!Become the dominant military and economic power by minting special currency for your nation, and capturing resource sites to force other payers to align with you to avoid losing their supply of resources, and your customized currency to buy items from them without paying a dime of actual gold! We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency!
We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs.
Check the image gallery to see some additional features!
Join us on Discord!https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s
terradivisa.com
Creative and Towny
Server IP: mc.megaminecraft.net Website: MegaMinecraft.net INFO: Mega MC was founded in early 2013, we have a large team of supportive staff, and experience, something our players value.
Have you ever wanted to be apart of a server where you can experience all types of game modes at once? Here at Mega MC, we provide you with that unforgettable in-game experience. • Creative • Towny • Factions
mc.megaminecraft.net
KetPVP
fun and entertaining kitpvp. enjoy the fun and entertainment in ketpvp! do /staffapp to apply for staff or buy ranks! All versions supported!
KetPvP.minehut.gg