regressive – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BoomerCraft SMP
antiquated, Archaic, backward, behind the times, behindhand, BoomerCraft, Clueless, disconnected, ignorance, ISOLATED, Naive, narrow minded, Oblivious, Old fashioned, out of touch, regressive, retrograde, sheltered, smp, unaware, uninformed, unworldly
OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place to be right now! We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and our spawn is literally made out of gold blocks. And get this, the owner is a real-life wizard who can summon dragons to protect us from griefers.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host dance parties with villagers and even have a pet creeper that tells jokes. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins, like one that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns.
So if you want to join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then come join us and experience the most wacky and wild adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away.

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4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP
4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer
Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!
Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?
Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.
So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

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CraftyCorpCrazies
Accountability, Business, citizenship, corporate citizenship, corporate governance, corporate personhood, corporate responsibility, corporate rights, Corporations, CraftyCorpCrazies, Economy, Ethics, Government, law, Legal, legal entity, personhood, personification, regulations, RIGHTS, society
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where corporations are legally people – that’s right, even the creepers have their own LLCs!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a village run by a corporation called “Creeper Co.” These sneaky little green guys had a monopoly on TNT production and were making a killing selling it to unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, our players banded together and took down Creeper Co. in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find zombie unions demanding better working conditions, skeleton lawyers arguing cases in front of a block jury, and even a dragon CEO hoarding all the diamonds for themselves. So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server – where anything is possible, even if it’s legally questionable!

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Zombie Pigmen for President: A Minecraft Server
Borg assimilation, brainwashed crew, buttfaced ginger, Cardassian torture, court martial, dishonorably discharged, DNA manipulation, Enterprise crew, Federation elimination, honorably discharged, Klingon affairs, medical discharge, Minecraft, pathogen creation, Pigmen, possessed by aliens, president, remote control, Romulan brainwashing, security risk, security threat, Server, Star Trek series, zombie
Join our Minecraft server where every player is a former member of the Federation who has been honorably or dishonorably discharged for outrageous reasons!
Picard: Assimilated by the Borg, a major security threat, and captured and tortured by Cardassians for weeks.
Riker: Brainwashed the entire crew and almost started a war because he wanted some buttfaced ginger strange.
Data: Goes berserk, abandons his post, can be remotely controlled, and is capable of taking control of the entire server single-handedly.
Geordi: Brainwashed by Romulans into attempting to assassinate a Klingon diplomat.
Troi: Possessed by alien entities multiple times.
Worf: Abandons his post to engage in internal Klingon affairs.
Crusher: Creates a pathogen that turns the entire crew into monsters by messing with Barclay’s DNA.
With all this chaos and drama, you’ll never know what to expect on our server! Join now for a wild ride through space and beyond!

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Crafters Odyssey
+18, Adventure, Crates, creativity, Custom Features, Custom Items, Daily Quests, Dragon.., gameplay, Homes, in-game ranks, Land claiming, Maturecommunity, Mechanics, Minecraft, natural progression, Odyssey coins, Player Market, player-driven economy, Playereconomy, Playermarket, Ranks, Server, Survival, teleportation scrolls, Trading, Whitelisted
🔗 Server Links 🔗
Website: [b=false]https://craftersodyssey.com/[/b]Whitelist application on Discord: [b=false]https://discord.gg/MVCm432NZJ[/b]
✨ Welcome to Crafters Odyssey! ✨
Hey! I’m excited you found our little corner of the Minecraft universe 🙂
I created this server to play Minecraft, have fun, relax, and share my creativity with others, and I hope you can share yours too!
We are an 18+ server and aim to keep the familiar feel of Minecraft while also introducing a few unique items to enhance the gameplay experience. (If a parent or family member is bringing you in, that’s fine.)
Our server stays close to the core Minecraft experience, focusing on natural progression and the mechanics you’re used to. However, to make things exciting, we’ve added some custom features that blend with the game’s original spirit. You’ll find random teleportation scrolls that let you explore new areas effortlessly, the ability to set homes for easier travel, and a player market where you can trade items.
We also have other custom items designed to add a bit of extra fun without straying too far from the Minecrafty feel we all love. Whether you’re building, adventuring, or trading, these additions are here to enhance your experience.
Dive in, explore, and craft your dreams anew. Welcome home, adventurer!
⭐ Main Features ⭐:
These are some of our main features. You can get some more info on each feature using their corresponding command or get a quick overview in /help or /commands.
🏆 In-Game Ranks:
15 In-Game Ranks to progress through. Rank up by Voting for the server. View all ranks and bonuses in /ranks
🏠 Land Claiming:
Claiming your land is easy with the golden shovel. Earn more claim blocks from crates and ranking up. For more claim help use /kit claimbook
🗓️ Daily Quests:
Complete 3 random quests each day and get rewards! With over 400+ different quests, there is always something to do. Check your quests with /dq
🪙 Odyssey Coins:
Earn Odyssey Coins in-game through crates, daily quests, voting, and more. These coins can get you powerful items that are only achievable in-game. These coins will never be for sale in our donor shop.
📦 Crates:
We have 3 different crates for you to spin! The Vote Crate, Loot Crate, and Tag Crate. Earn crate keys in-game or use Odyssey coins to try your luck! Spin your keys at /warp crates
🐲 Dragon 4 Everyone:
An important milestone in Minecraft is slaying the Ender Dragon. Upon your vist to the End there will be a dragon waiting for you. Also, get a special chat tag for your achievement!
🛠️ Custom Items:
Useful and fun items to help your Minecraft adventure. Win custom items from crates or purchase them from vendors at spawn using Odyssey Coins.
💰 Player Driven Economy:
Buy, Sell, and Trade with other players at /warp market. At in-game rank 4, you can set up your very own shop.
✨ Cosmetics:
Earn cool cosmetics as you rise in the ranks! Each rankup will give you cosmetic treasures. You can also win these from crates or purchase them from our donor shop. View your cosmetics in /cosmetics
play.craftersodyssey.com

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Join The Barnyard and try not to step in the virtual cow pies! No mods, just moo-tastic fun on our Whitelisted SMP server!

Alexs mobs, Animals, Auctions, Barnyard, cow, Cozy, Discord, farmers delight, Farming, Features, form, Fun, gameplay, genetic animals, get in the bucket, Join, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Mootastic, Pies, realistic horse genetics, rules, Server, smp, step, Tinkers Construct, virtual, Whitelisted

Welcome to the Barnyard!

A cute, cozy farming SMP with genetic animals and bi-weekly auctions! The main mods we feature in our SMP include:

Mod	Description
Genetic Animals	– Realistic Horse Genetics
Alex’s Mobs	– New mobs for added gameplay
Get in the Bucket	– Allows players to get in buckets for transportation
Farmer’s Delight	– Adds new farming mechanics and crops
Tinker’s Construct	– Introduces new tools and weapons

We are a whitelist server! Join our Discord here to fill out a form and be allowed on the server. Make sure to read our rules before joining and enjoy the cozy gameplay!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and fill out the whitelist form to be added to the server.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules can be found in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to have an enjoyable experience.

Q: Are there any specific gameplay guidelines?

A: We encourage players to focus on farming, breeding genetic animals, and participating in bi-weekly auctions.

MineNazbol – 4ccg Edition
4ccg, 4chan Cup, ai, boards, booru, culture, cup, Edition, garbage day, invitationals, League, MineNazbol, Nazbol Edition, PES Info, Pro Evolution Soccer, shitposting, Stream, substitutions, tactical changes, Tactics, Teams, Videos, Wiki
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the ultimate showdown between teams representing different 4chan boards in a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer! That’s right, witness the epic battles between /b/, /v/, /pol/, and more as they kick their way to victory.
But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to watch these intense matches play out, but you also get to manage your favorite team, strategize their tactics, and make game-changing decisions in real-time. It’s like being a coach, but with memes and mayhem!
Join our server now and immerse yourself in the chaotic world of 4chan board soccer. Who knows, you might even discover a new passion for virtual sports and internet culture. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the games begin!

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Creepers Anonymous: ‘JANNY ARE YOU OKAY’ Minecraft Server
ANONYMOUS, are you okay, CREEPERS, Janny, Janny are you okay are you okay are you okay janny, long trail, Minecraft, Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server!
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where Janny, the friendly neighborhood cow, is busting out some sick dance moves to Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal.” You’ll be asking yourself, “Janny, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Janny?”
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted feather hat that grants you infinite chicken nuggets.
And let’s not forget about the mystical llama herder who can summon a herd of rainbow llamas to ride into battle. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve charged into battle on the back of a rainbow llama while wielding a diamond pickaxe.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Janny and the gang are waiting for you!

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ENCHANTIFY
#exciting, auraskills, bedrock, Chestshop, compatibility, Costomworld, CreeperHeal2, CtovDnT, Datapacks, Dungeons and Taverns, dungeons arise, Enchanting, EnchantsSquared, Explorify, Floodgate, Fun, Geyser, java, Javaandbedrock, Javaandbedrockserver, Javabedrockcrossplay, Javaedition, luckperms, Plugins, Rtp, Server, Servers, Smoothtimber, Stronghold Overhaul, Survival, VAULT, Viabackwards, Viaversion
Sever Description:Enchantify is a Minecraft server I, SoulToast had made. It Has a bunch of cool Stuff and is still very much in development. It does have Java/Bedrock compatibility though.—————————————————-Server IP:—————————————————-java IP:135.148.171.108:25573—————————————————-bedrock IP: 135.148.171.108bedrock port: 25573—————————————————-Server Information:Enchantify has numerous plugins and data packs to let if work the way it does,
Plugins
Datapacks Include:
CONTACT INFO:Discord(Including period): soultoast.
IN DEVELOPMENT:A server Hub is currently being worked on.If you are some kind of Server Wizard, Pls Contact me, I have no clue as to what I am doing 😀
HELP:
just below in the comments, il get back to you
135.148.171.108:25573
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XMC: The Wacky Vanilla Adventure! Version 1.20.6, Come Join the Fun! Adults Only, No Square Blocks Allowed!

1.20.6, Adults, Adventure, Allowed, apply, blocks, crop replanting, Discord, Fun, Griefing, inactivity, Join, Leaf decay, Maturity, Mods, NSFW, player head drops, racism, renewability, Respect, Server Rules, server specs, smp, Square, unfair advantage, Vanilla, Version, voice chat, Wacky, webmap, Xenophobia, XMC

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity-based voice chat mod	Optional feature for communication
Webmap	Preview of the world available online
Vanilla+ additions	Additional elements like head drops, renewability for resources, crop replanting, etc.
Bedrock client support	Link your accounts for compatibility
Experimental Features Enabled	Get early access to certain features

Server Specs and Performance

Processor	Ryzen 9 5950x
RAM	10 Gigabytes
Location	New Jersey

Server Rules

Be Mature
Respect other server members
No stealing or griefing
No NSFW, racism/xenophobia
No mods that give an unfair advantage
Inactivity

How to Apply

Join the Discord
Run the command “/apply” to receive the application form
Fill out and submit the form
Wait for an admin to review your application

Discord: https://discord.gg/Dw2Ue45

If you have any questions, feel free to reach out to our staff on Discord.

GrannyCraft
family, family bonds, family connections, family heritage, family history, family legacy, family lineage, family memories, family roots, Family Support, family ties, family traditions, Family Values, generations, Grandparents, grandparents love, GrannyCraft, love, missing out, parental love, relationships
Ever wondered what it’s like to have grandparents? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the love and wisdom of virtual grandparents who will shower you with gifts and teach you how to build the most epic structures in the game.
Our server is filled with grandparent NPCs who will tell you hilarious stories from their youth, like the time they rode a pig off a cliff or accidentally turned their house into a giant cake. Plus, they’ll always have a warm bowl of virtual soup waiting for you when you log in.
Don’t miss out on the chance to bond with your pixelated grandparents and feel the warmth of their virtual hugs. Join our server now and start building memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

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SycophantCraft: Where Minecraft players bow down to your every block placement whim!
BLOCK, bow, conformity, critical thinking, cultural shifts, evolutionary psychology, genepool, group dynamics, herd mentality, Human nature, independent thinking, Individuality, Minecraft, peer pressure, Placement, Players, Psychology, Rebellion, social hierarchy, social influence, societal evolution, societal norms, strength in diversity, SycophantCraft, sycophantic behavior, Underdogs, whim
Are you tired of being surrounded by boring, sycophantic players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and unleash your rebellious flair! We don’t settle for mediocrity here, we root for the underdogs and build up something newer and stronger.
Rumor has it, our server was founded by a group of renegade players who were tired of the status quo. They built a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Only the bravest and most cunning players can uncover its secrets and claim the rewards.
But beware, there are whispers of a rival faction who will stop at nothing to take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against them in an epic battle for dominance?
So come join us and be part of a community that values individuality, creativity, and a healthy dose of chaos. Who needs sycophants when you can have rebels?

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