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4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

HornyJailCraft

detention, detention center, funny, guilty pleasure, horny, horny jail, HornyJailCraft, humor, incarceration, internet culture, meme, Meme culture, Naughty, Online Community, Prison, punishment, relatable, sexual frustration, social media, viral

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	8434	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7566	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s a total blast! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. not to mention, our villagers are always throwing the wildest parties.

oh, and did i mention the diamonds? yeah, we got diamonds for days, baby. you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with your stuff.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a unicorn on roller skates!

Giltory Junior High School

active members, Bosses, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Giltory Junior High School, Minecraft, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Vanilla Minecraft style

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Giltorys Viewer SMP with many streamers and active members! This SMP contains Custom Items, Bosses, and features while keeping the Vanilla Minecraft style!

giltory.com

CraftyRacismMC Server

CONSERVATIVE, CraftyRacismMC, Cunt, decision, Dirt, false accusation, husband, investigation, Karma, liberal, MARRIED, masters student, Meeting, Professor, racism, research assistant, rest in peace, Server, student affairs, Support

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	7306	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like this insane tale. Join us for a rollercoaster of events that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time.

We’ve got drama, intrigue, and scandal just like the story of the falsely accused student and the liberal professor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? Maybe you’ll uncover a secret marriage, or maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about ethics and morality.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some karma coming your way (in a good way, of course). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one outrageous story at a time!

ContinentalCraft Minecraft Server

collaborative efforts, ContinentalCraft, cross-border collaborations, cross-continental partnerships, cross-continental projects, cross-cultural projects, diverse collaborations, diverse projects, global collaborations, global partnerships, global projects, global teamwork, intercontinental collaborations, international collaborations, international connections, international partnerships, Minecraft, multi-cultural collaborations, multi-national collaborations, Server, three continents, worldwide networking

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Animals Bred:	142	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s got players from THREE different continents! That’s right, we’ve got players from Antarctica, Atlantis, and even the Moon! And get this, we’ve already done FOUR collabs in just ONE week. That’s more collabs than a pack of wild llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got friends like these?

Momma’s Fave No More!

childhood trauma, Chores, Communication Issues, conservative country, coping mechanisms, cultural expectations, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family conflict, family dynamics, fave, favoritism, gender inequality, Gender Roles, generational trauma, household responsibilities, mental health, mommas, Parenting styles, sibling dynamics, silent treatment, Therapy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2426
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely zero chores assigned based on gender stereotypes!

On our server, everyone is equal and no one is expected to do more work just because of their gender. Say goodbye to the days of being told washing dishes is a “women’s job” – here, everyone pitches in equally!

Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone tries to enforce outdated gender roles, they get automatically banned and sent to a virtual therapy session. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated with respect and equality, one block at a time!

SubmarineCraft: MarcusSpyGoneWild

#classified information, british navy, court martial, Espionage, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage investigation, intelligence officer, Marcus Gauntlett, MarcusSpyGoneWild, Military Espionage, Military Secrets, national security, Naval Intelligence, nuclear submarine, royal navy, Sailor, security breach, Submarine Crew, Submarine Espionage, SubmarineCraft, top secret

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? we got this dude, Marcus Gauntlett, who was like, a sailor on a royal navy nuclear submarine, but then he got caught doin’ some spy stuff! like, how crazy is that? so now he’s on our server, causin’ all sorts of chaos and shenanigans. if you wanna join in on the fun, come on over and see what kind of mischief Marcus is gettin’ into next! trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. so come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy adventure takes us!

BandagedEarCraft

awkward, Bandage, BandagedEarCraft, bandaid, condition, discomfort, Doctor, Ear, EMBARRASSMENT, healing, health, Hospital, Illness, injury, Medical, medical reasons, patient, Recovery, self-conscious, Treatment

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bandages for your EARS! you heard that right, we cater to all your medical needs, even if it means wearing a bandage on your ear! imagine the possibilities, you can roleplay as a doctor treating all the injured ears in our virtual world. we even have a special quest where you have to collect rare bandages from the ear-shaped dungeon. it’s a wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on over and join the fun, because who knows when you might need a bandage for your ear in real life!

MuscleJuiceCraft

Alternative Cancer Therapy, Biomarkers, Cancer Fighting Innovations, Cancer Fighting Techniques, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Future of Cancer Treatment, health science, innovative medicine, Medical research, Muscle Proteins, Muscle Secretions, Muscle Secretions Research, Muscle Secretions Therapy, Muscle Secretions Treatment, MuscleJuiceCraft, non-invasive, Non-Invasive Cancer Care, Non-Invasive Cancer Therapy, Non-Toxic Treatment, Tumor Suppression

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

so like, this server is like a magical place where you can like, harness the power of muscles to fight cancer. like, imagine punching cancer cells with muscles, how cool is that? also, we have like, secretions that make you super strong and stuff. join now and become a cancer-fighting superhero in the world of Minecraft. plus, we have like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

MBlocks

Bedwars, building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Mob Farming, Mods, Parkour, pixel art, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Villager Trading

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7

MBlocks is a high-quality Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

IP: mblocks.net

1.8 -> 1.20 are supported!

» Skyblock » IRL Money Rewards » Custom Features » Active Staff

mblocks.net:26405

Postrend – the best anarchy! Minecraft server

1.12.2, Allowed, Anarchy, best, classic, Donations, Minecraft, Postrend, Private, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	7157	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Void Armor Forged:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5

classic anarchy without donations, private and other garbage. everything is allowed! vanilla 1.12.2

version-1.12.2

d17.joinserver.xyz:25881