Regression MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCervixCure

Cancer prevention, regression, vaccine therapy, precancerous, cancer prevention vaccine

Hey yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, dis server is like a therapeutic vaccine for your boring gaming life! We be targeting all dem high-grade noobs and inducing regression in their lame skills.

If left untreated, one-third of dem players gonna progress to ultimate noob status in just 10 years, and half gonna be total losers in 30 years. But fear not, cuz on dis server, at least half of dem players with precancerous noob lesions gonna be able to omit surgery (aka git gud) and all its complications (like rage quitting and throwing controllers).

So come on and join da fun, where we turn noobs into pros and make Minecraft great again! Let’s do dis! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftTherapy

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Lose My Mental Abilities Minecraft SMP

overwhelming urge, childlike innocence, Therapy, without worries, Hope

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where responsibilities don’t exist? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as unhinged as you are.

Imagine building a giant toilet house, riding pigs into battle, or starting a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty chicken. Anything is possible in our realm of madness. So leave your worries at the door and come join us for a truly mind-boggling experience.

Who needs sanity when you can have endless fun and chaos in our Minecraft SMP? Join now and let your inner child run wild!

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Lazy Euro SMP Player

euro 2020, Disappointment, player, smp, regression

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

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BlameItOnTheCreeper

family, needle-phobic, rant, Therapy, Picnic

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to judge you for your irrational fears like that nurse did! Join us for a fun and supportive community where we embrace all coping mechanisms, even if it involves “crying like a baby” while playing Minecraft.

Our server is therapy-approved, so you can rest assured that we won’t tell you to “grow up” or “seek therapy” for your fear of creepers. We understand the struggle of facing your fears, especially when it involves placing virtual IVs in pixelated patients.

Don’t let your fear of judgment hold you back from joining our server. We promise not to berate you for being scared of Endermen or skeletons. Plus, we have expert therapists on hand (well, maybe not actual therapists, but we’ve watched a lot of Dr. Phil) to support you through your pixelated phobias.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where we won’t blame you for regressing in your treatment if you run away from a zombie. Let’s build a supportive community together, one block at a time. #NoJudgmentMinecraftServer

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SantosSlayin’ in Minecraft SMP

Competition, player, What Happened, Minecraft, better

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks! We’ve got a community of players who are so skilled at building, they once recreated the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a few sticks of dynamite. And don’t even get us started on our PvP battles – last week, someone defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, looking for new players to challenge to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you can become the next Minecraft legend!

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HellishSocietyCollapse Minecraft SMP

demoralized, education, narcissism, Mouse Utopia, regression

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world where society has collapsed, but hey, who cares? You can still have a blast building, exploring, and causing mayhem with your fellow players.

Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?

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FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

Server, FloatieGoggleFun, strong swimmer, natural skills, regression

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

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KidCraft: Relive Your Youth

Curiosity, Playtime, Wonder, KidCraft, transformation

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive your childhood dreams in the most bizarre way possible! Imagine waking up as your 5-year-old self, but instead of throwing tantrums and eating crayons, you’re building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss!

Join us for a wild ride through nostalgia as you navigate through a world where everything is oversized and your imagination knows no bounds. Build a castle out of giant Legos, ride a unicorn made of cotton candy, and challenge your friends to a game of hopscotch where the stakes are higher than ever before.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of being a kid again while also mastering the art of survival in a world filled with monsters and magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let your inner child run wild!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

immature actions, Foolish, WHIMSICAL, Youthful, acting like a child

Are you tired of adulting and ready to embrace your inner child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground club where the password is “fartknuckle.”

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity. Build a giant toilet house, ride a flying pig, or challenge the server owner to a dance-off (spoiler alert: they have some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you turn a pumpkin into a disco ball, ride a rollercoaster made of cheese, and battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken? Embrace your inner child and join us today!

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AncientLoopCraft

regression, time travel storytelling, time travel fiction, time travel consequences, temporal manipulation

so, like, imagine if you joined this epic minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that even time travelers would be like, “whoa, this is some next level stuff.”

you know how time travelers can like, go back in time and stuff? well, on this server, they can only regress the world around them, not their own minds. so like, they’d be stuck in this never-ending loop of familiar events, becoming ancient beings and stuff.

but don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. on this server, you can build the most insane creations, battle epic mobs, and even team up with other players to take on crazy challenges.

so come join us on this mind-bending minecraft server and see if you can break the time loop and become the ultimate builder of all time. or something like that. just trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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