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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5266 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 3591 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
If left untreated, one-third of dem players gonna progress to ultimate noob status in just 10 years, and half gonna be total losers in 30 years. But fear not, cuz on dis server, at least half of dem players with precancerous noob lesions gonna be able to omit surgery (aka git gud) and all its complications (like rage quitting and throwing controllers).
So come on and join da fun, where we turn noobs into pros and make Minecraft great again! Let’s do dis! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftTherapy