regional spinoffs Minecraft Servers

Regional Spinoffs

  • HoleyCraft2025: The Return

    HoleyCraft2025: The Return

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take breaks like bosses and come back stronger than ever! Our players are so understanding and supportive, they practically glow with positivity. Seriously, we had to wear sunglasses in the break room because of all the good vibes.

    It’s 2025 and we’re already living in the future, baby! Our server has grown faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We hit 5 million members in 2022 and now we’re over 20 million strong. That’s more players than there are diamonds in the world!

    Join our server and share your holiday stories. Did you encounter any creepers in real life? Maybe your sibling stole your enchanted sword and you need some virtual revenge. Just remember, no violent talk allowed – we’re all about peace, love, and building epic castles here.

    And hey, don’t forget to check out our regional spinoffs! We’ve got more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster. So come on, join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Just don’t forget your pickaxe and sense of humor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockParty2024: Rule8ReRevisited

    BlockParty2024: Rule8ReRevisited

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟🔥 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! 🌟🔥

    In a world where trolls roam free, we have created a safe haven for all Minecrafters to come together and build amazing creations without the fear of being trolled! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and rainbows shine bright!

    Join us on this server where shitposts are banned because who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine for diamonds? No more gender swaps, TV show plots, or trolling allowed – we’re here for some serious block-building business!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legit that we even have a rule against biased posts. We want everything presented fairly and accurately, just like how you present your best diamond armor to a creeper. No Karen-naming or man-baby-calling allowed here!

    And don’t even think about trying to post on behalf of someone else or pretending to be your dad – AI-generated posts are a big no-no! We want real, authentic Minecrafters sharing their own stories and experiences.

    But the most important rule of all: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS! These creatures thrive on attention, so we must starve them of their precious feed. Report any suspicious behavior and let our mods handle the rest.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next! Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! 💎🏰🎢

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AssholeCraft2024

    AssholeCraft2024

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the assholes are remembered fondly! Join us as we build monuments to those jerks we’ve lost, because let’s face it, Minecraft wouldn’t be the same without a little bit of chaos.

    Whether it’s that one friend who always stole your diamonds or that creeper who blew up your house, we celebrate all types of assholes here. Share your stories of grief and laughter as we pay tribute to those who made our gaming experience just a little bit more frustrating.

    But remember, no violence allowed! We may be honoring the jerks, but let’s keep things civil in our virtual world. So come on in, build a memorial to your favorite troll, and let’s make some memories together on this outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will shed a tear for our fallen assholes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBanter2024

    BlockyBanter2024

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, and dance parties with the villagers. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server?

    Forget about boring old rules and restrictions – on our server, anything goes! Build a house out of TNT, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

    So come on over and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BigBlockz Minecraft Server

    BigBlockz Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is full of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive Tiny Luigi Man!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underwater realm where you can swim with the legendary shark queen, Gawr Gura! BOM BOM BOM! She’ll serenade you with her beautiful voice as you explore the depths of the ocean.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TalibanCraft: Minecraft Server

    TalibanCraft: Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Taliban – the ultimate bad boys of the Minecraft world! These guys are not your average players, they are real Muslim men who know how to run a server in a based fashion.

    Join our server and witness the chaos as the Taliban raise an army to take on the biggest challenge yet – freeing Palestine in Minecraft! Forget about building houses and farming, we’re here to start a revolution and fight for what’s right in the virtual world.

    So why waste your time on peaceful servers when you can join the Taliban and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever? Say goodbye to boring Gulf nations and hello to warzones and excitement on our server. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingVendorDisaster Minecraft Server

    WeddingVendorDisaster Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of venues ghosting you like a bad Tinder date? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most communicative place on the internet! We promise not to leave you hanging like a chandelier at a wedding. Join us and never worry about being ignored again!

    Our server is like a wedding planner on steroids – we’re always there for you, answering your questions faster than you can say “I do.” And if we ever do happen to miss a message, it’s probably because we’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies to make sure your gaming experience is top-notch.

    So come join us on our server and leave all your communication woes behind. We may not be able to plan your wedding, but we can definitely plan some epic adventures together. And remember, on our server, the only thing ghosting you will be the ghosts in the haunted mansions we build. So what are you waiting for? Say “yes” to joining our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoFuneralNoRespawn

    NoFuneralNoRespawn

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending funerals? Do you dread the thought of mourning with others? Join our Minecraft server where funerals are banned! No more awkward conversations, no more fake tears, just pure gaming fun!

    We understand the struggle of having to attend somber events, that’s why we created a server where you can escape the sadness and dive into a world of creativity and adventure. Say goodbye to funeral drama and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

    Don’t let anyone pressure you into attending another funeral, join our server and game on! Who needs real-life support when you have a virtual world waiting for you? Let’s make funeral-free memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BrokeButRich Minecraft Server

    BrokeButRich Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by peasants who think money is everything? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only currency that matters is diamonds! Because let’s face it, who needs money when you can have shiny blue rocks that can buy you anything in the game?

    On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! They will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul… I mean diamonds. But be careful, some of them may try to abduct you and take you to their spaceship for experiments. But hey, at least you’ll get a cool souvenir to show off to your friends!

    We also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So grab your sword and get ready to battle the most epic boss fight of your life!

    So come join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few crazy admins who like to mess with your head. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SociaMine: Screen Time Edition

    SociaMine: Screen Time Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending hours scrolling through social media, only to end up feeling unfulfilled and bored? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to mindlessly staring at your phone all day. Instead, spend your time building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers from around the world.

    Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your social media addiction. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a truly unique gaming experience, join us now and see if you can catch a glimpse of the elusive creeper in action. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP