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Regional Spinoffs

  • HoleyCraft2025: The Return

    HoleyCraft2025: The Return
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take breaks like bosses and come back stronger than ever! Our players are so understanding and supportive, they practically glow with positivity. Seriously, we had to wear sunglasses in the break room because of all the good vibes.

    It’s 2025 and we’re already living in the future, baby! Our server has grown faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We hit 5 million members in 2022 and now we’re over 20 million strong. That’s more players than there are diamonds in the world!

    Join our server and share your holiday stories. Did you encounter any creepers in real life? Maybe your sibling stole your enchanted sword and you need some virtual revenge. Just remember, no violent talk allowed – we’re all about peace, love, and building epic castles here.

    And hey, don’t forget to check out our regional spinoffs! We’ve got more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster. So come on, join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Just don’t forget your pickaxe and sense of humor!

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  • BlockParty2024: Rule8ReRevisited

    BlockParty2024: Rule8ReRevisited
    🌟🔥 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! 🌟🔥

    In a world where trolls roam free, we have created a safe haven for all Minecrafters to come together and build amazing creations without the fear of being trolled! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and rainbows shine bright!

    Join us on this server where shitposts are banned because who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine for diamonds? No more gender swaps, TV show plots, or trolling allowed – we’re here for some serious block-building business!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legit that we even have a rule against biased posts. We want everything presented fairly and accurately, just like how you present your best diamond armor to a creeper. No Karen-naming or man-baby-calling allowed here!

    And don’t even think about trying to post on behalf of someone else or pretending to be your dad – AI-generated posts are a big no-no! We want real, authentic Minecrafters sharing their own stories and experiences.

    But the most important rule of all: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS! These creatures thrive on attention, so we must starve them of their precious feed. Report any suspicious behavior and let our mods handle the rest.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next! Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! 💎🏰🎢

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  • AssholeCraft2024

    AssholeCraft2024
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the assholes are remembered fondly! Join us as we build monuments to those jerks we’ve lost, because let’s face it, Minecraft wouldn’t be the same without a little bit of chaos.

    Whether it’s that one friend who always stole your diamonds or that creeper who blew up your house, we celebrate all types of assholes here. Share your stories of grief and laughter as we pay tribute to those who made our gaming experience just a little bit more frustrating.

    But remember, no violence allowed! We may be honoring the jerks, but let’s keep things civil in our virtual world. So come on in, build a memorial to your favorite troll, and let’s make some memories together on this outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will shed a tear for our fallen assholes.

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  • BlockyBanter2024

    BlockyBanter2024
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, and dance parties with the villagers. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server?

    Forget about boring old rules and restrictions – on our server, anything goes! Build a house out of TNT, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

    So come on over and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

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