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RinseCraft-2021

cleaning, Communication Issues, compromise, dirty dishes, dishwashing, dishwashing habits, domestic disputes, family arguments, family dynamics, food waste, household chores, household responsibilities, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen etiquette, marriage conflicts, personal hygiene, Pet Peeves, relationship problems, RinseCraft2021, rinsing dishes, stubbornness

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Hey there potential Minecraft maniacs!

Looking for a server where the drama is as intense as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the dishwashing debate is more heated than a lava pit in the Nether.

Our server is filled with players who refuse to rinse off their dishes after eating, causing chaos and mayhem in the kitchen. Will you join the side of the dish rinsers or the non-rinsers? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic arguments and passive-aggressive dish stacking.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that the winner of the dishwashing debate gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power to turn dirty dishes into clean ones with a single swing. Who needs a dishwasher when you have magical tools like that?

So come join us on our server and let the dishwashing drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, the real dirty work is in the kitchen.

Block Therapy: Keep Calm and Mine On

advice, BLOCK, Calm, Coping skills, Effective, emotional well being, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health counseling, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental illness, mental strength, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magic Items Found:	3899	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Potions Brewed:	164
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the cure for all your virtual woes!

Join our server and experience the ultimate stress relief as you build your dream world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Our expert therapists are on standby to provide you with the most effective mental health advice, such as “just punch that zombie in the face” or “if all else fails, build a giant statue of yourself out of gold blocks.”

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to your real-life problems as you embark on a journey of pure insanity and laughter. Trust us, your psychiatrist will thank you.

BlockyBattle: Kids vs. Creepers

Accountability, armed conflict, BlockyBattle, children’s rights, children’s safety, Conflict Resolution, CREEPERS, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian law, international law, Israel, Justice, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Protection, UN, united nations, VIOLATION, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Farms Harvested:	825
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

so, liek, u know how u wanna play mincraft but u also wanna save teh world? well, dis server is teh place 4 u! we gotz a story where u gotta stop israel and hamas from violatin children’s rights in armed conflict. u gotta build ur way to peace and justice while fightin off creepers and skeletons. join now and be a hero in teh virtual world! it’s gonna be epic, trust me.

BandaidCraft

adhesive bandages, bandage accessibility, bandage application, bandage packaging, bandage removal, bandaid packaging, BandaidCraft, Bandaids, convenience, difficult to open, first aid, Frustration, Healthcare, little string, medical supplies, minor injuries, packaging, packaging challenges, packaging design, packaging innovation, wound care

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ores Mined:	5860	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchantments Applied:	133
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

join dis epic minecraft server where bandaids are easier to open cuz we got magical string fairies dat open dem for u!!! we also got flying pigs dat drop diamonds and rainbow sheep dat poop out golden apples. come join da fun and experience da wackiest adventures in minecraft history!! plus, our staff are all trained ninjas so watch out for surprise attacks while building ur epic base. don’t miss out on all da craziness, join now!!!

Zoomer-Free Minecraft Server

BLOW, Boyfriend, Cock, dick, Earn, Goal, hate, Microplastic, Minecraft, MONEY, photos, pretty boy, Pump, pussy, Server, Small, splitting, sugar babies, unsatisfied, Vagina, zoomer cock, ZoomerFree, zoomers

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6324
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the goal is to earn as much virtual money as possible and pump up your virtual assets! Join us for a wild ride as we create insane stories of zoomer sugar babies blowing out their virtual pussies on your fat ass virtual cock. Watch as their microplastic zoomer boyfriends feel unsatisfied and small in comparison, only to receive photos of your virtual cock splitting their virtual vagina in two. It’s a wild, outrageous world where anything is possible – so why not join us and see what crazy adventures await you?

DevilTownMC: Where Hell Freezes Over!

another night, colder, coping, deviltown, DevilTownMC, emotions, freezes, hand tight, Hell, hold my hand, lose my mind, Lyrics, make it through, mental health, Mind, Music, night, perseverance, song, Struggle, Summertime, Support, thousand times

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	67	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7369
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! deviltown may be colder in the summertime, but that just means you’ll need to cozy up with your fellow players for warmth. And trust us, you’ll need all the help you can get to survive the wild adventures that await you.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie villagers start breakdancing around you. Don’t worry, they just want to challenge you to a dance-off! Show off your best moves and maybe they’ll drop some rare loot as a reward.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden deep within the server that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of explosions. Will you be brave enough to find it and discover the wonders that await on the other side?

So come join us on deviltown, where every night is a party and every day is a new adventure. Hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!

Ex-Free Zone: No Groceries, No Cooking, No Laundry

10. Ex-boyfriend, 11. Co-parenting, 12. Communication, 13. Post-breakup, 14. Parenting, 15. Single parent, 16. Financial responsibilities, 17. Household chores, 18. Ending a relationship, 19. Co-habitation, 2. Breakup, 20. Moving on, 3. Custody, 4. Child support, 5. Visitation, 6. Laundry, 7. Cooking, 8. Grocery shopping, 9. Bills, Cooking, ExFree, groceries, Laundry, Relationship perks, Zone

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Items Found:	2378
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of doing all the work in your relationship while your partner just sits back and enjoys the perks? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to do anyone else’s laundry or cook their meals.

Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without the burden of carrying your lazy ex-partner along. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life relationship drama.

So come join us and leave all your ex’s responsibilities behind. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any unwanted baggage. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual partner who actually pulls their weight in the game!

BlockyTunes: MineCraftMixtape

BlockyTunes, emotional connection, Identity, individuality soulful lyrics, introspection, MineCraftMixtape, music lover, musical inspiration, personal anthem, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery favorite song, self-empowerment, self-exploration self-reflective music, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity theme song, self-interpretation, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	859067	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you a creeper because you’re about to explode with excitement on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond mining, epic battles with Ender Dragons, and building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

Our server is so lit, even Notch himself would be jealous. We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility. And don’t even get me started on our PvP arena – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with more TNT.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rock out to the Minecraft anthem together!

CraftyPrinters Minecraft Server

3D Printers, aid, Aiding, Assistance, collaboration, Community, CraftyPrinters, Crisis, Global, humanitarian, innovation, International, Minecraft, Peacebuilding, Relief, Server, solidarity, Support, Technology, Ukraine, Volunteers, war effort, worldwide

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ores Mined:	1153
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Astral Projections Made:	0

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero? well, now you can be one in this totally epic minecraft server! we got volunteers from all over the world with 3D printers helping out in ukraine’s war effort!

join us and help build tanks, planes, and other crazy war machines to fight off the enemies! you can be a real-life superhero in a virtual world!

plus, we got special missions where you can rescue villagers from the evil pillagers and save the day!

so come on, join us and make a difference in this wild and wacky minecraft server! who knew saving the world could be so much fun?!

PickeringPvP: No Boo Hoos, Just Blocky Battles!

Accountability, Backlash, Battles, blocky, boo, Boo hoo, Canada, Comments.., controversy, criticism, Democracy, election, Ethics, foreign interference, Government, Hoos, mp, News, ontario, Pickering, PickeringPvP, Politics, public opinion, ROASTED, scandal, social media

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	784	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, imagine a place where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a magical land where you can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride on a unicorn through a rainbow forest. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking chicken. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down in the lava pit arena. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? It’s like, the coolest place in the whole Minecraft universe, dude.