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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 4797 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 597607 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2357 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Join us and get lost in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out golden apples, and a disco party every night in the Nether.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, when someone asks you “Which way?”, the only answer is to join our server and never look back!