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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2982 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 739542 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 3780 |
Potions Brewed: | 165 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
oh, and did i mention the gender-equality paradox? yeah, we totally debunked that shiz. our research shows that gender equality is actually a myth created by the illuminati to distract us from the real issues, like why do cows moo at midnight?
so, if you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the ride of your life.