refusing to sleep on the sofa Minecraft Servers

refusing to sleep on the sofa Minecraft Servers

  • SofaSnoozeNoMore

    SofaSnoozeNoMore
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 2443
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the OP in this story, we believe that you shouldn’t have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your girlfriend’s cousin.

    Join us and never worry about being kicked out of your own bed again! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that supports your right to sleep in peace.

    Don’t be like the OP in this story, be the master of your own Minecraft domain on our server. Who needs a sofa when you can have a virtual kingdom to call your own? Join now and sleep like a king (or queen)!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Unity – Anarchy

    Unity – Anarchy
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 3082
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    A fresh take on anarchy Minecraft with zero rules and pure chaos! Build, destroy, and survive in an unfiltered world.

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  • I GET IT Minecraft Server

    I GET IT Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 8934
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Emeralds Found: 6013

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anxiety-inducing experience! Join us if you want to feel your heart race as you navigate through treacherous mazes filled with jump scares and deadly traps.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Anxiety Dragon, a creature so terrifying that even the bravest players have been known to wet their pants at the mere sight of it. Defeat the Anxiety Dragon and earn the title of Anxiety Slayer, a prestigious honor that will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of anxiety like never before. Just make sure to bring a change of underwear, you’re gonna need it!

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  • Look at my Minecraft SMP wife

    Look at my Minecraft SMP wife
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 362
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken parade through the entire server, led by a pig riding a minecart. And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to build our houses upside down just for funsies.

    But the real reason you should join is because of my wife. Yes, you heard me right. My wife is a Minecraft pro who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed and build a castle in under an hour. She’s basically the queen of the server, and if you want to impress her with your building skills or just bask in her awesomeness, then this is the place for you.

    So come on and join us for some epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a chance to catch a glimpse of my amazing wife ruling the Minecraft world with her diamond pickaxe. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Night Bolt Minecraft Server

    Night Bolt Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 1531
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Dimension Hops: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mines Excavated: 1561
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Villages Defended: 11 Crops Grown: 4052

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to witness the most epic showdown in Minecraft history? Join our server and be prepared for the battle of a lifetime! The weather may cool, but the action will be heating up as ancient plans come to fruition. Before America was even a twinkle in history’s eye, our server was already plotting its rise to power. The gods themselves will be watching as we make our move. Keep an eye out for signs of the impending chaos, because it’s about to get real… like, really freaking real. Join us if you dare, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

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  • Pizza Tower Minecraft SMP

    Pizza Tower Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 3587
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 62
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pizza-filled wonderland!

    Join us if you want to battle giant pepperoni monsters, ride on flying pizza slices, and build your very own Pizza Tower to rule over all the land! Trust us, it’s totally worth it if you’re a fan of Pizza Tower or just enjoy a good slice of virtual pizza.

    But beware, the server is also home to the infamous Pizza Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your precious toppings and sabotage your pizza creations. Will you join forces with them or stand against their cheesy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most pizza-tastic adventure of your Minecraft life. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously cheesy!

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  • Dragon’s Craft Minecraft Server

    Dragon’s Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 9966
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 7004
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 340
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate adventure on our server where you can hunt for the Arisen Edition of rare items and battle against spooky Halloween creatures like Ghosts and Goblins!

    But that’s not all, we have exclusive remix teasers and leaked early versions of games without Denuvo available for you to enjoy. Plus, our server is nominated for the best RPG of the year, so you know you’re in for a wild ride!

    Join now for a chance to participate in the VGL23 tournament and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the crazy fun and outrageous adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

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  • Why Did They Cut It? Minecraft SMP

    Why Did They Cut It? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 9577
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, just like the Roman Empire! We’ve got players who are so fabulous, they make George Washington look like a prude. Join us if you’re ready to kiss a guy full on the lips and then kill him five minutes later – it’s the ultimate kiss of death! Our server is so inclusive, we even have chickens who are too scared to show their true colors. So come on, join us and let your inner Roman shine!

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  • Blind Guy’s Minecraft Server: What’s Your Excuse?

    Blind Guy’s Minecraft Server: What’s Your Excuse?
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 8016
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the only one in your friend group without a Minecraft girlfriend? Well, fear not, because on our server, even blind players have girlfriends! That’s right, we have a dating system so advanced that even the visually impaired can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history, and maybe even snag a selfie for your Instagram.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the craziness and hilarity that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just find love, fortune, and fame in the most unexpected of places.

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  • Wuwa’s Wacky Minecraft SMP Adventures

    Wuwa’s Wacky Minecraft SMP Adventures
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 9689
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Animals Bred: 69
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make your dreams come true? Well, look no further than this server that sends you messages in your sleep! Yes, you heard that right, a message arrived in a dream and led you to this epic server.

    Join us for the Resonator Showcase featuring Camellya – SEED OF FATE. But that’s not all, we also have a weapon banner for the Red Spring Sword because who doesn’t want a sword that brings spring wherever it goes?

    And don’t even get me started on the events! We have a 7-day sign-in event where you get gifts of fleeting dreams. Because who doesn’t love a good dream gift, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Somnium Labyrinth – Somnoire Adventure Event and join the Pincer Maneuver Warriors in the Recurring Combat Event. And if that’s not enough, explore the Depths of Illusive Realm in the Phantasm Amass event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where dreams come true, messages arrive in your sleep, and swords bring spring wherever they go. And don’t forget to check out our emotes that will have you ROFLing all day long. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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