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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6919 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2557 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, complete with a stepdad who expects you to call him “dad” but you just can’t bring yourself to do it. And don’t forget the stepsister who won’t let you near her baby but expects you to babysit on weekdays after school. It’s a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than an episode of Jerry Springer, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play Minecraft on our server and escape into a world of chaos and ridiculousness? Don’t be the odd one out, come join the madness today!