🔥refusing to eat chicken Minecraft Servers

MILsChickenNoThanks

cooking safety, cooking skills, defrosted chicken, DEFROSTING, E.coli, EMBARRASSING, family conflict, family dinner, fast food, food handling, food hygiene, food poisoning, food prep, food preparation, Food Safety, gross, kitchen sink, MIL, MILsChickenNoThanks, refusing to eat, refusing to eat chicken

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crops Grown:	5896	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of risking E. coli every time you eat at your in-laws’ house? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing defrosting in the kitchen sink is your enemies’ hopes of winning! We guarantee a safe and sanitary gaming experience, unlike that questionable chicken dinner your MIL served up. Plus, our server is so epic, even your wife will have to admit you’re not an asshole for refusing to eat her mom’s sketchy cooking. So come join us and let’s cook up some fun (safely)!

PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP

conspiracy theories, coordinated smear campaign, credibility of reviewers, false accusations, false narratives, Game Optimization, gamer backlash, Gaming Community, Gaslighting, gaslighting tactics, lying reviewers, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, online harassment, performance issues, PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP, silky smooth gameplay, smooth gaming experience, toxic gaming culture, video game reviews

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	New Chunks Explored:	812178
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Votes:	8308
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the game runs smoother than a baby’s bottom and the only coordinated attempts are to build the most epic creations possible! Don’t listen to those fake reviewers spreading lies about performance issues, they’re just jealous of our flawless server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Or the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the jaws of a hungry Ender Dragon.

So if you’re tired of boring, glitchy servers and want to experience the true essence of Minecraft madness, come join us and become part of our wacky family. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps).

RideBand Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, amusement park, amusement ride, Cheating, fair, fair activities, fair day, Fair Experience, fair games, fairgrounds, family, family outing, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, personal items, Ride, RideBand, Server, sharing, sibling, unlimited rides, wrist band

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Star Shards Collected:	256
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magic Items Found:	3438
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a rollercoaster ride at the fair? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing wristbands with your friends, just like at the fair! Trade back and forth, take turns riding the rides, and feel the rush of adrenaline as you sneakily cheat the system. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate wristband sharer!

CarnyChampGFsBFFs

aita, APPRECIATIVE, brighten up, carnival prize, CarnyChampGFsBFFs, conventionally attractive, girlfriend’s friend, Happy, inappropriate, mid 20s, nice person, relationship, Relationship Status, Showing interest, smiling, stuffed animal, talking stage, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, weird

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading joy and happiness to all players, just like this player tried to do at the carnival! Join us for a chance to win virtual stuffed animals and make everyone’s day brighter.

Our server is the perfect place for unconventional beauty to shine, just like the girlfriend’s best friend who may not be conventionally attractive but has a heart of gold. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual stuffed animal to win over someone’s heart!

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – we encourage random acts of kindness and generosity that may make others uncomfortable, just like giving a prize to a friend at the carnival. So if you’re ready to spread love and joy in the most outrageous ways possible, join us now!

NotDeadYet Minecraft SMP

determination, dreams, FAITH, family, Friends, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, Life, love, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, NotDeadYet, Passion, positivity, purpose, resilience, self-care, smp, strength, Support

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Votes:	3523	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to survive against hordes of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Yes, you read that right – killer bunnies. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon against them: exploding watermelons. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, Ender Todd? He’s always causing chaos and you never know when he’ll swoop in and steal your enchanted diamond sword.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Animals Bred:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to people who went to a wedding and the couple broke up soon after!

Join us for some drama-filled gameplay as you navigate through the aftermath of failed love stories. Will you help the heartbroken bride find a new love interest? Or maybe you’ll be the one to break up a couple and cause chaos in the town. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle ex-lovers who have turned into vengeful zombies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

NaziCraft Server: 99YearOldSecretary

99-year-old, 99YearOldSecretary, Accountability, APPEAL, concentration camp, conviction, Elderly, former, German court, germany, historical, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Legal, nazi, NaziCraft, Remembrance, Ruling, Secretary, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a 99-year-old former Nazi concentration camp secretary? Yeah, we didn’t think so either. But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in a time machine back to World War II. Build your own secret bunker, hide from the enemy players, and try not to get caught by the secret police (aka the mods). Plus, every time you log in, you get a free swastika skin for your character. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience…or a court date.

Crafty Defense Ministry

Armed Forces, conscription, conscripts, Crafty, Defense, defense ministry, Draft, enlistment, mandatory service, military age, military duty, military recruitment, military registration, military service, MINISTRY, Ministry of Defense, national security, registration, Ukraine, ukraine news, Ukrainian Army, young adults, Young men

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as the ukraine ministry of defense!!! if you’re a dude aged 17 to 25, you’ll be automatically drafted into our army of blocky soldiers! fight off creepers and zombies in the name of our glorious leader, steve! build epic bases and defend them from enemy players who try to infiltrate and steal your diamonds! join now for a chance to be promoted to general and lead your own army of minecraft warriors! remember, in our server, the only way out is through victory or death! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime!

PlantCraftBonanza

animal welfare, carbon footprint, eco-friendly, environmentally-friendly, ETHICAL, Farm to Table, Food, grass fed beef, healthy, high quality, Locally Sourced, Natural, nutrient-dense, organic, pasture-raised, Plant-Based, PlantCraftBonanza, protein source, regenerative agriculture, sustainable, Whole Foods

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
New Chunks Explored:	650987	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of beef and the cows eat dirt! our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pickaxe off all day long. build a house out of bacon blocks, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie chickens with your trusty diamond carrot sword.

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?

ArcticBlastCraft

ArcticBlastCraft, climate anomalies, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate mystery, climate patterns, climate research, climate science, climate variability, Cooling, Environmental Science, global warming, mysterious cooling, ocean currents, ocean temperatures, oceanography, record speed, scientific research, the atlantic, weather patterns

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Potions Brewed:	53
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Atlantic is cooling at record speed and nobody knows why? Like, bruh, it’s like Mother Nature herself is playing a prank on us all! But don’t worry, on this server, we’ve got the sickest ice biomes you’ve ever seen, perfect for building your snow fort or chilling with your penguin pals.

Join us on this wacky adventure as we try to unravel the mystery of the Atlantic’s sudden chill. Maybe it’s a secret government experiment gone wrong, or maybe it’s just a glitch in the Matrix. Who knows, man, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chill server anywhere else.

So come on down and join us for some frosty fun! Build an igloo, ride a polar bear, or just relax in the icy waters. The possibilities are endless on this server, where the only thing colder than the Atlantic is our sense of humor. See you there, snowflake!

OddOneOut Minecraft Server

does not belong, long tail tags, Minecraft, not like, not like the other, oddoneout, One, one of these, one of these does, one of these is, Server, tags, the other

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2774
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle and gives out free diamonds to new players. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Plus, we have a special minigame called “one of these is not like the other” where you have to spot the odd block out of a group of identical blocks. Trust us, it’s way more challenging than it sounds. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a little bit of insanity).