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PhonelessPrincess

AppleCare., Behavior, Camera, clumsy, complaining, DAUGHTER, Deal, electronics, gaming pc, insurance, ipad, iPhone 13 pro, Phone, PhonelessPrincess, punishment, redmi note 11, refusing to buy, ruining her life, Slow, smartphones

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the clumsiest players can thrive! Join us and experience the ultimate adventure of trying to keep your virtual gadgets intact while building your dream world.

📱 Worried about breaking your phone like the daughter in this story? Don’t fret! On our server, your virtual devices are indestructible, no matter how many times you drop them off a cliff or into a lava pit.

💸 Save your money for in-game upgrades and expansions instead of constantly replacing broken electronics. Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear?

🤪 Join us now and show your daughter that breaking phones is so last year – on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks! Trust us, she’ll thank you for it…eventually. 😉 #MinecraftLifeLessons

CraftyClassmates Minecraft Server

Birthday Party, bookstore, CraftyClassmates, decision, Dirty Looks, family, Fiasco, friendship, gift card, Grateful, inexpensive gift, Interaction, late birthday gift, Minecraft, mom groupchat, parents, personal gift, refusing to buy, Server, smaller gift, son’s classmate, Spider Man toy car, uninvited

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where gift-giving etiquette is taken to the extreme! Join us and witness the epic saga of James and Mikey, where a simple bookstore gift card ignites a feud that will go down in Minecraft history.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of avoiding judgmental parents and giving personalized Spider Man toy cars to the birthday boy. Will your gifts cause controversy or will they be hailed as the greatest in Minecraft gift-giving history?

Join our server now and immerse yourself in the world of Minecraft drama like never before. Who knew a simple gift could cause so much chaos? Only on our server, where every gift comes with a side of scandal!

ChainsawCraft Server

action, Aki, Anime, BETRAYAL, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsawCraft, dark fantasy, Demon, Denji, Devil, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Horror, Makima, Manga, manga series, Pochita, power, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, violence

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, the mole has been spotted! That’s right, a real-life mole has infiltrated our virtual world and it’s causing chaos everywhere it goes. But don’t worry, we’ve enlisted the help of a team of highly trained Minecraft players to track down and capture the mole before it’s too late.

Join our server for the thrill of the hunt as you navigate through treacherous caves and tunnels in search of the elusive mole. But be warned, the mole is a master of disguise and will do anything to evade capture, including disguising itself as a block of dirt or a sneaky creeper.

So why wait? Join our server today and help us catch the mole before it’s game over for all of us! Plus, rumor has it that the mole is hoarding a stash of diamonds and emeralds, so if you catch it, you might just strike it rich. Happy hunting!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

Blacks, blockbusters, coloreds, Coons, cotton pickers, hate, jigaboos, jungle bunnies, kaffirs, kike pets, Minecraft, mossheads, nig-nogs, niggers, offensive language, porch monkeys, racism, Server, Spades, spear chuckers, Spooks, tar babies

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Are you tired of dealing with racist trolls on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech or discrimination of any kind. Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where everyone is welcome, no matter their race, gender, or background.

Plus, we have the craziest stories to tell! Like the time a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon, or when someone accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire server. You never know what’s going to happen next on our server, so come join the fun and let your creativity run wild!

NoSleepMC – Minecraft Server

aita, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Support, houseguests, individual relationships, Minecraft, nephew’s father, NoSleepMC, parenting, prioritizing relationships, rebuilding relationships, Resentment, Server, stepchildren, stepmother, Therapy, widower

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a therapy session for dysfunctional families, except with more creepers and less emotional baggage.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics while building your dream Minecraft world. Just like how George navigates his relationship with Eric, you’ll have to navigate your way through treacherous terrain and build strong bonds with your fellow players.

And if you ever feel like you’re in over your head, just remember that at least your family drama doesn’t involve exploding green monsters. So come join us on our server and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dysfunction in the world of Minecraft!

LazyCraftDinnerNight

appreciation, Budget, burritos, Chef, complaining, Cooking, cooking classes, cooking rules, Dinner, Effort, family, Grandparents, LazyCraftDinnerNight, Negativity, showing off, Siblings, summer camp, Support, Tacos, ungrateful, VEGETABLES

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cooking skills are put to the test! Join us and show off your culinary creations to your fellow players. Just like in this family, you’ll have to cook a dinner for everyone once a week – but don’t worry, we won’t judge you like OP’s family did!

We encourage creativity in the kitchen, whether you want to make burritos, tacos, pizzas, burgers, or even pasta with veggies (yes, we love veggies here!). And if your siblings and parents start complaining, just slap some boiled veggies, potatoes, and meat on a plate with no sauce – they’ll soon realize how good they had it before!

Join our server and prove your cooking skills to your family and friends. Who knows, you might even become the next top chef in Minecraft! Remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and enjoy the delicious meals you create. See you there!

MineJail Minecraft Server

arrest, behind bars, Convict, crime, criminal, criminal justice system, go to jail, Guilty, incarceration, Jail, Justice, law, law enforcement, legal trouble, locked up, Minecraft, MineJail, Prison, punishment, reason, Sentence, Server, username

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only crime is having a hilarious username! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with wacky characters and outrageous quests.

Have you ever wanted to go to jail for a ridiculous reason? Well, now you can! On our server, your username is the reason you have to go to jail. Did you steal all the cookies in the land? Or maybe you were caught dancing on tables in the village square? Whatever the reason, get ready for some jailhouse fun!

But don’t worry, our jail is more like a luxury resort than a prison. With diamond-encrusted cells, gourmet food, and daily spa treatments, you’ll never want to leave! Plus, you’ll have the chance to meet other players with equally absurd usernames and form alliances to take over the server.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of chaos and laughter. Just remember, the only crime here is not having enough fun!

CraftyCheaterz

BETRAYAL, changes in behavior, confronting a cheating partner, coping with infidelity, CraftyCheaterz, Deceit, dishonesty, Emotional distance, hidden messages, Infidelity, lack of communication, late nights, long tail: how to catch a cheater, lying.., rebuilding trust after cheating, relationship issues, secret phone calls, secretiveness, signs of cheating, signs of cheating in a long distance relationship, sudden changes in appearance, suspicious behavior, Trust, unexplained absences, unfaithful

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Are your diamonds mysteriously disappearing from your chest? Is someone building secret love nests with other players in your realm? Are there suspiciously heart-shaped tunnels leading to another player’s base? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then it’s time to join our Minecraft server! We have anti-cheating plugins that will catch any sneaky players trying to cheat on you. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back if anyone tries to pull a fast one on you. So come join us and say goodbye to cheaters once and for all!

ChickenCowFlu Minecraft Server

animal to human transmission, avian influenza, bird flu, ChickenCowFlu, chickens, Cows, disease transmission, Epidemic, global health, health crisis, humans, infection, Infectious Disease, Livestock, Minecraft, outbreak, pandemic, Poultry, public health, Server, Transmission, Virus, zoonotic disease

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LOL COME JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT BIRDS TURNING INTO COWS TURNING INTO CHICKENS TURNING INTO HUMANS! IT’S A WHOLE ZOO UP IN HERE!

WANNA SEE A CHICKEN DO THE MACARENA? WANNA RIDE A COW THAT CAN FLY? WANNA HIGH-FIVE A HUMAN WITH FEATHERS? THEN THIS SERVER IS FOR YOU!

WE GOT FIVE PEOPLE INFECTED WITH BIRD FLU, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL PART OF THE FUN! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE ANIMAL KINGDOM GONE WACKY! 🦆🐓🐖🦇🐒🤪

HijabCraft: No Ban, Just Blocks

athletes, Ban, blocks, controversy, cultural diversity, discrimination, equality, european union, France, France hijab ban, Hijab Ban, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights groups, international news, Olympians, Olympians hijab ban, Outrage, Paris, Politics, religious freedom, sports, WOMENS RIGHTS

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so come join our Minecraft server where we ban all blocks except for dirt because we believe in the right to freedom of block choice! no one should be forced to wear a hijab in Minecraft, that’s just not right! our server is a safe space for all blocks to express themselves however they want, whether they’re dirt, stone, or even diamond! join us and fight against the tyranny of block discrimination! #blockrights #dirtisbeautiful #minecraftfreedom

HawkingCraft: The Voice of Genius

ALS, Artificial Intelligence, assistive technology, audiobooks, Author, Communication, computerized speech, disability, GENIUS, groundbreaking research, HawkingCraft, inspiration, physicist, robotics, scientist, stephen hawking, Technology, theoretical physics, VOICE, voice synthesis

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join dis server if u want to have a chance to play minecraft with stephen hawking!!! yep, u heard that right, the man himself is gonna be playing on our server, imagine the epic builds he could create with his super smart brain!!! plus, he can still voice all of his own audiobooks while playing, so u can listen to him narrate his own adventures in real time!!! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and game with the legend himself!!!

NightlyCraft: Sleepytime Shenanigans

bedtime routine, better sleep, Evening activity, exercise benefits., health benefits, light activity, NightlyCraft, physical activity, Relaxation, rigorous exercise, Shenanigans, sleep habits, sleep health, sleep improvement, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep science, sleep study, sleep tips, Sleepytime, world first study

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come join our minecraft server where we promise you will have the best sleep of your life after playing! our rigorous exercise in the game will tire you out so much that you will pass out as soon as you hit the hay! forget counting sheep, just count the blocks you mine in our server for a guaranteed good night’s rest! researchers have found that our short bursts of light activity in the game can lead to the best sleep you’ve ever had! so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to insomnia forever!

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4739	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6067
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	4677
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	157
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1796
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

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