PhonelessPrincess

AppleCare., Behavior, Camera, clumsy, complaining, DAUGHTER, Deal, electronics, gaming pc, insurance, ipad, iPhone 13 pro, Phone, PhonelessPrincess, punishment, redmi note 11, refusing to buy, ruining her life, Slow, smartphones

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Star Shards Collected:	195
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Towns Built:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the clumsiest players can thrive! Join us and experience the ultimate adventure of trying to keep your virtual gadgets intact while building your dream world.

📱 Worried about breaking your phone like the daughter in this story? Don’t fret! On our server, your virtual devices are indestructible, no matter how many times you drop them off a cliff or into a lava pit.

💸 Save your money for in-game upgrades and expansions instead of constantly replacing broken electronics. Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear?

🤪 Join us now and show your daughter that breaking phones is so last year – on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks! Trust us, she’ll thank you for it…eventually. 😉 #MinecraftLifeLessons

CraftyClassmates Minecraft Server

Birthday Party, bookstore, CraftyClassmates, decision, Dirty Looks, family, Fiasco, friendship, gift card, Grateful, inexpensive gift, Interaction, late birthday gift, Minecraft, mom groupchat, parents, personal gift, refusing to buy, Server, smaller gift, son’s classmate, Spider Man toy car, uninvited

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Animals Bred:	64
Villages Defended:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where gift-giving etiquette is taken to the extreme! Join us and witness the epic saga of James and Mikey, where a simple bookstore gift card ignites a feud that will go down in Minecraft history.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of avoiding judgmental parents and giving personalized Spider Man toy cars to the birthday boy. Will your gifts cause controversy or will they be hailed as the greatest in Minecraft gift-giving history?

Join our server now and immerse yourself in the world of Minecraft drama like never before. Who knew a simple gift could cause so much chaos? Only on our server, where every gift comes with a side of scandal!

ClichéButWise – Minecraft SMP

Cliche, ClichéButWise, common life advice, deep understanding, growth mindset., life guidance, life lessons, life philosophy, life principles, life wisdom, mindset change, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Understanding, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	501824
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like getting chased by a pack of angry llamas or accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block.

Our server is like a real-life lesson in the importance of teamwork and communication. You’ll learn the hard way that trying to build a castle by yourself is a recipe for disaster when a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows it all to smithereens. But fear not, because our community is always there to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So why join our crazy Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombies while riding on the back of a flying pig? And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the legendary secret of the enchanted cow that can grant wishes (or at least give you unlimited steak). Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now!

HatecrushCraft

attraction, complex emotions, conflicting emotions, conflicting feelings, dislike, emotional connection, emotions, hate, HatecrushCraft, Human nature, internal conflict, love-hate relationships, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Personal experiences, Physical attraction, Psychology, relationships, romantic feelings, sexual desire, Sexuality

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Ores Mined:	9325
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies – including the ones you never knew you had!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where even your enemies can’t help but turn you on. That’s right, we’ve got a special plugin that makes every player you dislike or hate suddenly irresistible. Who knew that rivalry could be so steamy?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a rare item that can make anyone fall head over heels for you. Use it wisely, or not – we won’t judge!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places.

DeifCraft: The Ultimate Block Warfare

Assassination, BLOCK, confirmed dead, Conflict, DeifCraft, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, military leader, Mohammad Deif, Oct. 7 attacks, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, security threat, targeted killing, Terrorism, Ultimate, violence, War, WARFARE

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5106	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Animals Bred:	164	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles like the one between Mohammad Deif and Israel but with blocks and swords instead of guns and bombs. join us and be a part of the action as we reenact this historic battle in the virtual world. plus, our server has the best loot and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!

ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc

cadmium, chococraft, Chocolate, Cocoa products, consumer awareness, contamination, Food Safety, harmful substances, Havoc, health risks, heavy, heavy metals, lead, maximum allowable dose, metal, metal toxicity, organic options, public health, regulatory standards, safety guidelines, study, toxic metals, U.S. retailers, worst offenders

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	368922

yo yo yo, listen up gamers!! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this one!! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya!

first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!

but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!

oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮

Karlsson’s Mildly Peculiar Java-licious Season 3 Whitelisted Server

+18, 1.21, community-driven, content creators, Cosmetics, Discord, Europe, java, Javalicious, Karlssons, mildly, multiplayer, Papermc, peculiar, PvP, safe gaming environment, Season, season 3, Server, shopping district, smp, Streamer, Trophies, Vanilla, Web map, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

karlssonSMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/thermalright-frozen-edge/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 has just launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues: Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads: Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures: Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep: Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District: Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border: Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap: The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets: Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat: Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops: Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
Location: Europe
Current Version: 1.21

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

CraftyCapitalism Minecraft Server

Abomination, Absurd, capitalism, consumerism, corporate power, CraftyCapitalism, economic inequality, economic system, environmental degradation, Exploitation, Greed, INEQUALITY, infinite growth, Minecraft, Natural, profit-driven, Server, social injustice, societal structure, unsustainable, unsustainable practices, wealth gap

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2308
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Potions Brewed:	197
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	2944

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a giant zombie with a diamond sword. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Or when someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake that attracted hordes of hungry zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where infinite growth is not just a goal, it’s a way of life.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

The Mining Medalchads – Minecraft SMP

achievement, athletes, celebration, Champions, Competition, competition rules, eligibility, Excellence, gold medal countries, medal chads, Medalchads, Minecraft, Mining, national pride, olympics, Participation, podium, pride, smp, Sportsmanship, Thread, TOP 5, Victory, WINNERS

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Buildings Constructed:	45	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Only the top 5 gold medal countries are allowed to post in this thread because we only want the best of the best (sorry, silver and bronze countries, maybe next time).

Join our server if you want to participate in epic battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). We have insane events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. And don’t even get us started on our “Sheep Racing” competition – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep zooming around a track at lightning speed.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the most elite players are allowed entry. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Just make sure you’re from one of the top 5 gold medal countries, or else you’ll have to sit this one out.

HouseWarmingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, bbq, BETRAYAL, Budget, Communication, Disappointment, Dream House, friendship, garden, gardening, Happiness, house buying, house viewing, HouseWarmingCraft, Jealousy, large dog, Minecraft, mortgage rates, mutual friend, offer, Server, UK housing market, Upset

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mines Excavated:	3019
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of house-hunting woes like our friend here? Well, on our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about sneaky friends stealing it from under your nose!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect plot of land, crafting your ideal home, and hosting epic garden parties with your virtual dog (who never needs to be walked)!

Don’t let your friends rain on your parade – on our server, the only competition is who can build the most outrageous, envy-inducing mansion!

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

OpinionatedSisGTFO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, Commitment, ENGAGEMENT, family, Happiness, love, Marriage, Naive, OpinionatedSisGTFO, Opinions, Proposal, relationships, Rude, rules, sister, sisterly advice, Stability, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	100	Dragon Eggs Found:	4751
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!

Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!

But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!

DeifDownInCraft

Assassination, Conflict, Deif, DeifDownInCraft, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas Commander, Hamas Leader, intelligence, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, News, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we confirm the craziest things like deif getting rekt by israel! u can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold in our virtual world! build ur own base and defend it from crazy attacks just like deif did (rip deif). join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #minecraftmadness #deifgotowned #israelrules

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