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NoSHowNoGo – Because it’s just not my cup of tea, sorry!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2702	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mines Excavated:	4779

Are you tired of boring old TV shows that everyone else seems to love? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from mainstream media! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Who needs TV when you can experience the chaos and hilarity of our server firsthand? So ditch the remote and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Nope, I love all holiday foods! Minecraft server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family’s holiday traditions? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have a whole ritual table dedicated to sacrificing unpopular holiday foods. Forget about freezing them, just toss them into the virtual fire and watch them disappear! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as weird and wonderful as your family’s holiday gatherings. Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity.

Have You Seen This Man? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Buildings Constructed:	36	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Votes:	8364	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Have you seen this man? Legend has it he once built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Join our Minecraft SMP and maybe, just maybe, you’ll have the chance to meet this mysterious and elusive player. Who knows, you might even become best friends and go on wacky adventures together, like hunting down the elusive pink sheep or building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

DadCraft: BirthGate LOL

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Spears Created:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of being reminded of that one time you missed the birth of your child because you were too busy playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where missing important life events is just part of the game!

Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about that argument with your wife over daycare costs. Who needs expensive childcare when you can spend all day building virtual castles and fighting off creepers?

Plus, on our server, no one will judge you for prioritizing pixelated adventures over real-life responsibilities. So come join us and leave your guilt at the door – after all, in Minecraft, you can always respawn!

WordyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mines Excavated:	4211
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret language made entirely of llama noises! That’s right, instead of typing in chat, you have to communicate with your fellow players using your best llama impersonation. It’s a hilarious and chaotic way to play the game, and you never know what kind of shenanigans will ensue.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons while jamming out to some sick beats. Just be careful not to accidentally dance your way into a lava pit!

So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, join our SMP today. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life hidden in the depths of our llama language.

BoomerCraft2021

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Emeralds Found:	6825	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll instantly age like a fine wine! Our server is so intense that just logging in will give you gray hairs and aching joints. But don’t worry, because with great age comes great wisdom…and a killer base made entirely out of diamond blocks! So come on, join us and watch your character go from a fresh-faced noob to a seasoned Minecraft pro in the blink of an eye. Who needs a time machine when you have our server?

UkrainianDroneCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine be goin’ all out with their drone game! They be pumpin’ out drones like nobody’s business and now they claim they be on the same level as Russia in the skies! Imagine flyin’ around in a drone battle with your pals, takin’ on the might of Russia with your sick drone skills. Join now and be part of the epic drone wars that’ll go down in Minecraft history! Let’s show Russia who’s boss in the virtual skies, fam!

BorderPatrolCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchantments Applied:	153	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mines Excavated:	4449	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where germany is checking all borders to make sure no creepers or zombies sneak in!!! we got the best security system in place, you won’t find a safer server anywhere else! plus, our admin team is made up of actual german shepherds who bark commands at you in german, it’s a real treat.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where hitler’s ghost hangs out and gives out diamond swords to all the players who can do the best nazi salute. it’s a wild ride, folks.

so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the thought of getting caught trying to sneak past the border patrol. it’s a real blast, we promise.

RahimCraft

Minecraft Survival PvP PvE Exploration Combat Dynamic Challenging Building Multiplayer Adventure Sandbox Creative Redstone Mods Minigames Economy Factions Skyblock Roleplay, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

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Hololive Rejects Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “no Hololive” policy because we’re all about that original content, baby! Join us if you’re tired of seeing those virtual YouTubers hogging all the spotlight.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas. It was lit, to say the least.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to give hugs. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant rainbow unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Hololive whores behind and come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The Great Wall of China Korea USA Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Buildings Constructed:	46
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of being a smartphone villain? Join our Minecraft SMP and redeem yourself by building epic structures that will make even the gods of India jealous! We don’t tolerate colluding with evil corporations here, only pure creativity and fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical cow that shoots diamonds out of its udders. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show India that you’re ready to make amends through the power of blocks and pixels!