So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got Syrians disappearing left and right, like they’re just vanishing into thin air. And get this, the Russians are sending in foreign mercenaries to deal with it, but they’re just getting thrown into meat grinders, bro. It’s like a crazy mystery that you can solve while building epic structures and battling mobs. Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!
LuhanskLooters & MercMunchers
BorderPatrolCraft Server
so like, this server is like the ultimate minecraft experience, ya know? like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the macarena. it’s like a party in your computer screen, man.and get this, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the lava pits and zombie dance parties, they’ll getcha every time.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a nether portal? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a roller coaster through hell and back. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so come join us on this epic minecraft adventure. we promise you won’t regret it. unless you get eaten by a giant spider, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
CraftyCommieCrafts
come join our epic minecraft server where a mini russia has popped up in serbia cuz why not lol. thousands of players are fleeing war and seeking refuge in our pixelated land of craziness. build your own kremlin, ride polar bears, and drink vodka with your blocky comrades. join now to experience the madness and escape the chaos of the real world. da, comrade!SudanGenocideMC Server
LOL come join dis epic minecraft server where we once stopped a genocide in Sudan but now we just look away cuz we too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers.Join us and be a hero in the virtual world, where you can save villagers from zombies and build a community that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. And remember, on this server, anything is possible, even stopping genocides with a pickaxe and a block of dirt.
BreadBedSoapCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!
join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!
PokrovskCraft: Where Kids and Adults Survive Together!
lol join our minecraft server cuz we got 38,000 peeps trapped in Pokrovsk and 1,900 lil kiddos who need ur help to escape from the evil russians closing in on them. u gotta build them a secret underground tunnel to safety and battle off the russian invaders with ur diamond sword. save the town and become a hero in our server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs for u to ride around on. join now and be a part of this epic adventure!SudanCraft: Peaceful Pixels & Epic Fails
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, u can escape all the craziness of the real world, like the sudan war and stuff. u can build ur own lil kingdom and be the ruler of ur own land, no famine or peace talks falling short here, just pure minecraft fun. plus, u can ride on flying pigs and battle giant chickens, it’s wild, man. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind, let’s get crafting and building together!EscapeCraft: Flee Pokrovsk!
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russians by building ur own fortress in the virtual world! pretend u are a ukrainian fleeing from pokrovsk and use ur creativity to outsmart the enemy! build secret tunnels, hide in underground bunkers, and launch surprise attacks on the russians! only the bravest players will survive and conquer the virtual battlefield! join now before it’s too late!CraftyHungarian Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster. you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the cha-cha.our server is so lit, Hungary is reportedly evicting Ukrainian refugees just to come play with us. like, who needs shelter when you can build a sick castle in Minecraft, amirite?
come join the party, where the only rule is to have a blast. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and unicorns. then maybe stay away.
HungaryCraft: No Refugees Allowed!
come join this cray cray minecraft server where we make hungary look like a walk in the park! we got so many ukrainian refugees running around, you’ll feel like you’re in a real life war zone! build your base, but watch out for those pesky refugees trying to steal your diamonds! it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not actually in hungary dealing with this mess, amirite? join now for a chaotic and unpredictable gaming experience!