u know what is crazier than that? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got a woman who fled Afghanistan on our server and she is a LEGEND! she built the most epic castle made out of diamonds and emeralds, all while dodging creepers and zombies like a boss. she even tamed a dragon and rides it around the server like a queen. join our server and be part of her epic journey to conquer the Minecraft world! plus, we have free pizza every Friday and unlimited diamonds for all players. come join the fun and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!
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CraftyRefugees
so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where the government of Hungary is, like, so obsessed with minecraft that they start making Ukrainian refugees homeless just so they can join their server. like, they’re all like “sorry, gotta kick you out of your homes, we need more players in our minecraft world.” it’s, like, so messed up but also, like, so hilarious. come join us on this wild server where anything goes, even if it means kicking people out of their homes for some blocky fun. it’s gonna be a riot, trust me.HungaryCraft: No Refugees Allowed!
come join this cray cray minecraft server where we make hungary look like a walk in the park! we got so many ukrainian refugees running around, you’ll feel like you’re in a real life war zone! build your base, but watch out for those pesky refugees trying to steal your diamonds! it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not actually in hungary dealing with this mess, amirite? join now for a chaotic and unpredictable gaming experience!KyivCraft: Kursk Relocation Services
come join our epic minecraft server where we relocate russian citizens displaced by ukraine’s kursk offensive! we got houses made of diamonds and gold for all our new players, plus a pet polar bear for every member! rumor has it, if you find the secret chest hidden in the nether, you unlock unlimited diamonds and emeralds! join now and be a part of the most insane adventure in minecraft history!KurskCraft: Evacuation Edition
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we offer to evacuate Russian civilians from Kursk Oblast! Why? Because our server is so lit, even Russia can’t handle it! We’ve got crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle and building giant statues of llamas! Plus, our staff is so friendly, they’ll even help you navigate through a real-life international crisis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save some Russians together!HinduHouseBurnersCraft
LOL come join our server where we have the most epic battles between Hindus and Bangladeshi Islamists! Burn houses, kidnap women, and descend into unholy madness with us! It’s a wild ride of chaos and destruction, perfect for those who love a little bit of mayhem in their Minecraft world. Join now and be part of the craziest server you’ll ever experience!ShamsCraft: Missile Mayhem
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MISSILES FLYIN’ EVERYWHERE, LIKE BOOM BOOM BOOM! U BETTER WATCH OUT OR U MIGHT GET HIT LIKE THOSE POOR PEEPS IN Majdal Shams! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT HEALIN’ POTIONS FOR YA! WE EVEN GOT SPECIAL ONES FOR DA KIDDOS, CUZ WE CARE ABOUT DEM LIL ONES! SO COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SURVIVE DA CHAOS, IT’S A BLAST, LITERALLY! 😂🚀🔥 #MinecraftMayhem #MissileManiaCubecraft Exodus: 1M Gone in 2 Years!
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got so much cool stuff happening, you won’t even believe it. like, we got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and the best part is, you can trade with them for super rare items that will blow your mind.oh, and did i mention we have a giant volcano that erupts every hour on the hour? it’s like a fireworks show, but with lava. so epic, dude.
plus, we have this crazy quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. rumor has it, whoever wields it becomes invincible and can ride a flying pig into battle. sounds legit, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a server. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of having too much fun. in that case, maybe stay away.
BlockBuster84: Stopping Illegal Mobs!
come join our epic minecraft server where we stop illegal migration ‘at source’ with £84m from keir starmer himself! build a wall around your base to keep out those pesky illegal migrants, or better yet, build a moat filled with lava!our server is so safe, even keir starmer himself would feel secure here. come join us and be a part of the most secure minecraft server in the world. who needs border control when you have a minecraft server like ours?
so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and help keir starmer stop illegal migration once and for all!
BlockCraft: No Migrant Zone
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re in finland, right? but then BAM, migrants start crossing over from russia and you gotta stop them! it’s like a crazy minigame where you gotta build walls and traps to keep them out. but watch out, they’re sneaky little buggers.and get this, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, there’s also a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon! you gotta team up with other players to defeat it and claim the treasure for yourselves.
oh, and did i mention there’s a dance party every saturday night at the village square? yeah, we get down and boogie with our pixelated selves. it’s lit, fam.
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure. finland may be blocking migrants, but we’re welcoming all players with open arms. let’s make some memories and have a blast together!