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CraftyColumbianPlane
yo, you ever wanted to ride in a presidential plane? well, guess what, on this server you can! we got Colombia sending their fancy plane all the way to Honduras just to pick up migrants from US flights. why, you ask? because we want you to experience the most luxurious travel on our server, of course! hop on board and let’s fly high in style, baby! join now and live the high life in Minecraft like never before! -
GazaCleanOut Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got trump pushing countries around like he’s playing a game of chess, but instead of pawns, he’s using innocent palestinians! join us and witness the chaos unfold as jordan and egypt try to clean out gaza like it’s a dirty closet! who needs reality tv when you can experience the madness firsthand on our server! come on in and let the craziness begin! -
JeruCraft: No Ops Allowed
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground city in the game where you can battle zombies and creepers with, like, diamond swords and enchanted armor.oh, and get this, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. yeah, you heard me right, unicorns and rainbows.
also, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll become a Minecraft master in no time. like, seriously, you’ll be building epic castles and redstone contraptions like a pro.
so, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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GazaGangRefugees2020
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz trump is all like, “hey jordan and egypt, take more refugees!” and he’s like, “let’s just clean out gaza, no biggie.” like, what even is happening, right? but on this server, we’re all about peace and love, man. we don’t care where you’re from or what you believe in, as long as you’re down to build some sick castles and mine for diamonds. so come join us, cuz we’re all about spreading positivity and good vibes, even when the real world is going cray cray. peace out, dudes! -
Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how trump be all like “no migrants allowed” and stuff? well, these poor peeps got stuck in mexico and now they facing all this crazy hostility. but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even remember why u were worried about trump in the first place. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together! #minecraftforlife #trumpwho? -
EuroCraft: BBC Edition 1.20.2
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a wild party where European sluts are building stuff to service the dicks of savage black and Muslim migrants! And it all starts with this German slut, like, whoa! It’s gonna be the craziest adventure ever, man! So, like, grab your pickaxe and get ready to build and service, bro! Let’s do this! -
GazaRebuildCraft
lol join our minecraft server cuz we got the craziest gaza-themed build you ever seen. palestinians be like “wtf mate, where my house at?” but then they see our epic ruins and be like “ayyy this lit af”. come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of gaza city. build your own house, blow it up, do whatever you want cuz this server is wild. plus, we got free virtual falafel for all players. come on, what you waiting for? join now before hamas takes over and bans all the fun! -
SyrianCraft: Refugee Return!
haha this server is so lit, even Syrian refugees are coming back for more! we got more action than a war zone, but in a fun way! come join us and build your own virtual empire, just like Assad but without all the drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like those refugees hiding from the regime. join now and be part of the craziest comeback story since the fall of the Berlin Wall! -
YazidiSlavesRUsMC
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness like an iraqi couple keeping yazidi girls as slaves and instead build ur own world of madness and fun!!! u can be the master of ur own destiny and not have to worry about being charged with crimes u didn’t commit cuz u too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers!!! plus, we have the best community of players who will make u laugh till u pee ur pants, so come on and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter!!!