lol come join our minecraft server where we build giant walls like trump but we don’t kick out any palestinian players, we build a giant gaza strip instead and fill it with fireworks and cake! muslim nations love us cuz we’re all about inclusivity and fun! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples! come join the party, it’s gonna be a blast!
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GazaBlockers Minecraft Server
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GazaGoneAgencyMC
haha u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can kick out ur enemies like israel wants to kick out gazans? well u in luck cuz this server is all about that! join us and be part of the fun as we pretend to be israel and kick out all the gazans from their homes! build ur own settlements and watch as the gazans cry and beg for mercy, just like in real life! come join the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast! oh and did we mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum yum in my tum tum!
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Gaza2SpainCraft
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it for good luck. it was wild, man.also, we have this thing where if you find a rare diamond, you get to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole day. it’s like, the best thing ever, dude. you gotta try it.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit, bro. we dance to minecraft music and eat virtual cake. it’s like, a party you don’t wanna miss.
so, like, come join our server, man. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, the admin once fought a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story, bro. you gotta see it to believe it.
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GazaEscape Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. you wanna join cuz we got a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds.also, we got a secret mission where you gotta save the villagers from a zombie apocalypse. but, like, the twist is the zombies can breakdance and sing show tunes. it’s, like, totally wild, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s, like, super dangerous but also super fun. you gotta join this server, bro. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread.
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GazaExodusMC Server
ok so like, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can escape from all the political drama, like seriously, we got a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where all u gotta worry about is building dope houses and fighting off creepers.plus, we got this crazy story where the players gotta team up to stop a group of evil villagers from taking over the server and turning it into a giant potato farm. like, who even likes potatoes that much?
also, rumor has it that if u join the server, u might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. but shh, u didn’t hear it from me.
so come on, join us and let’s build the most epic world together, away from all the real world drama. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.
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GazaGiggles Minecraft Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build the craziest shiz ever and have the most lit parties in the virtual world. u know who else shouldn’t be forced out of places? our players, cuz once u join u ain’t never gonna wanna leave. we got pixelated fireworks, giant statues of creepers, and even a secret underground lava dance club. plus, our mods are like the israeli ambassador – they’ll make sure u feel safe and welcome in our virtual paradise. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, cuz this server is where dreams come true (unless ur dreaming of not having fun, then u should probz go somewhere else).
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GazaExitCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got palestinians leaving gaza faster than you can say “netanyahu”. our server is so lit, even trump himself is talking about it! who needs peace talks when you can join our server and build the biggest wall in minecraft history? come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trumpapproved
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DeporteeCraft: ElSalvadorBound
lol come join our minecraft server where we accept deportees from ANYWHERE, even Americans! yep, you heard that right. El Salvador is the place to be if you’ve been kicked out of your country and need a new place to call home. we’ve got creeper-proof walls and llama guards to keep you safe. plus, our diamond mines are the best in the world, so you can mine to your heart’s content. join now for a wild adventure in the land of deportees!
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GazaCraft – No Trumps Allowed
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to do the floss dance and became the king of the server. he ruled with an iron fist, but also with a lot of explosions.
if you join this server, you’ll get to ride on giant chickens and battle evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, because you’ll have a pet dragon to protect you.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away? it’s lit, trust me.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join this minecraft server and let the craziness begin!
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SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.