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BrusselsBustStopEU
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power to stop hungary from bussing migrants to brussels. we have magical powers and crazy mods that will make your head spin. build your own refugee camp or go on a quest to save the migrants from the evil hungarian bus drivers. the EU commission is on our side and will do whatever it takes to make sure you have a good time on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wacky world of minecraft madness! -
CraftyCreeperVille
so, liek, dis minecraft server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? u gotta join dis server cuz it’s liek, da only place where u can find rare diamonds in da shape of Putin’s face. yea, u heard me right, PUTIN’S FACE DIAMONDS.plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.
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HubbyHuntsNotHotMobs
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is key! Just like this husband who always keeps his wife in the loop about his attractions to other women, we believe in open communication. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected revelations and emotional outbursts.Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations and have a good cry, just like the wife who finally snapped after her husband’s constant comments about other women. Let it all out and release that pent-up anger in a safe and supportive environment.
Experience the thrill of slamming your hands on the table and telling someone to shut the eff up, just like this wife did in a moment of pure rage. Let your emotions run wild as you navigate through our virtual world filled with surprises and unexpected twists.
So come join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, from emotional breakdowns to silent rides home. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation where you have to question if you’re the A-hole. But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored on our server!
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HotForBlocks
What would your keyboard complete: “I get hot for blocks”? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where blocks are hotter than lava! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are wearing sunglasses. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of stampeding pigs. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server this side of the Nether! -
DictatorCraft: Rule the Blocks!
join our epic minecraft server where u can be the dictator of ur own world! tell ur friends what to do and watch as they follow ur every command like mindless zombies! build ur own empire and rule with an iron fist, or maybe a diamond fist if ur feeling fancy.we have insane events like the annual llama race where u can ride ur trusty llama steed to victory and claim the title of llama king! or join our weekly spleef tournaments where u can battle it out with ur friends in a epic game of block-breaking madness.
but beware, there are dangers lurking in the shadows of our server. from deadly creepers to sneaky griefers, u never know what might happen next. so grab ur sword and shield and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
so why wait? join our server now and become the ultimate dictator of ur own minecraft world! who needs therapy when u have absolute power, right?
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AnimeCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as underrated as the best anime this season that nobody watched? Look no further! Our server is like that hidden gem anime that only true connoisseurs appreciate. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs mainstream when you can have a server that’s so underground, it’s practically in the Earth’s core? Join now and be part of the elite few who truly understand greatness! -
MineCrafty Mischief Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself would be jealous. We have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab, and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a dragon, battle a giant chicken, and even build a house out of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself plays here on weekends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!