Enter at your own risk—once you step inside, reality may warp beyond your comprehension! This isn’t just any Minecraft server; it’s a chaotic dimension where the echoes of international affairs collide with the pixelated simplicity of crafting and mining. We’re talking about a world where 240,000 Ukrainian refugees are just pawns in a bigger game played by the pixelated elite.
Doomsday Mechanics Yes, you heard that right—family-friendly block games have given way to absurdist conspiracies! Gather your resources and watch your back! As the rampant speculation suggests, each block may hold hidden secrets linked to player status and legal jurisdiction.
Your friendly neighborhood villagers may just start chanting slogans like “Make Minecraft Great Again” while selling you haunted bread that thrives on the agony of the oppressed. We can’t guarantee sanity here, but we promise side-splitting (or sanity-shattering) moments that could be mistaken for a fever dream.
"Where’s my diamond?" Diamonds? What diamonds? Maybe they’re in your other life, or perhaps they fled to an alternate server.
"Am I a refugee?" If you feel displaced in your own mind and in the game, then yes. That’s the spirit!
Whispers echo throughout the pixelated lands. Local sages recount tales of a player who tried to escape a dimension of governmental control but was trapped in an endless loop of crafting coffee tables.
In-Game Proverb: "Out of chaos comes uncanny craftsmanship."
"The Great Ban Conspiracy": Allegedly, this server was axed in 12 countries—did they catch wind of the cosmic jokes we’re weaving? Join to find out if we’ll be the next target of digital witch hunts.
Gather your courage and slip into the beckoning chaos. Will you fight for pixelated rights, or will you be stoned into submission in the Caves of Conformity? Join now, or risk being eternally lost in the AWS (Alternate World of Sadness)!
Join us on this wild ride where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a war with the neighboring village over who has the best sheep farm? Why not! The possibilities are endless on this server where creativity and chaos reign supreme.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with powerful loot, and even a dragon that roams the land. Will you be brave enough to explore these mysterious places and claim the rewards for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see where it takes you. Just remember, anything can happen on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
Join our server if you want to be a part of a community where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a chicken army and take over the server? Why not! The crazier, the better!
Our server is like a CYOA refugee camp, where all the wildest and wackiest creations come to life. From NSFW CYOAs to SFW ones, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can even roll the dice to see what fate has in store for you.
So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy world of Minecraft madness! Just remember, post numbers aren’t for rolling – leave that up to random.org or some physical dice. Let’s get building and have a blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy on the server. Rumor has it that if you can impress the llamas with your building skills, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with rare items and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama conspiracy). Who knows, you might just become the next potato tycoon or uncover the secrets of the llama society. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all: the diamond-encrusted llama. Legend has it that if you can find and tame one of these majestic beasts, they will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other precious goodies.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, every player is given their own personal pet dragon to ride around on. That’s right, you can soar through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies below.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Welcome to GegMC!
We are a network with a Survival modality at the moment. We will soon add more modalities! We have friendly staff members, and our server is designed for you to have fun and have a good time.
We have crates, exclusive kits, daily rewards, /shop, protection system and much more!
Join now with the IP gegmc.net, and if you are a bedrock user the port is 19132. Join! What are you waiting for?
gegmc.net
Bringing back the OG pvp experience with a few twists! Comes with KitPvP, RedstonePvP and events / tournaments for paypal prizes
fennecmc.xyz
Welcome to hubmc! This is a server for those who want a fair and exciting game without any P2W elements.
The server runs on the Create mod, which opens up endless possibilities for you to create unique mechanisms and engineering solutions. This is a real platform for those who love to create and experiment.
We created hubmc to make everyone feel at home here. We have a group of friendly and creative players who are always ready to help, give advice and just have a good time together.
We are open to any suggestions and ideas. We are constantly developing and adding something new so that you will always be interested in coming back and playing. Join our community and let’s grow together!
play.hubmc.org
| Server Type | SMP-style |
|---|---|
| IP Address | 104.12851.44 |
| Port (Bedrock Players) | 19132 |
| Players | Around 15 total |
https://discord.com/invite/kr5GgWCESC
Primarily PvE with PvP allowed by agreement. Focus on casual gameplay and community.
QOL plugins include Chest Shops, Silkspawners, nicknames, Adminshop, MCMMO, etc.
Friendly and welcoming community looking for new players to join. Constant updates and improvements in progress.
No plans for map resets as it is brand new.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can console and PE players join? | Yes, Geyser is installed, allowing console and PE players to join. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | PvP is allowed as long as both parties agree. |
| How many players are usually online? | Around 15 players total on and off. |
| What QOL plugins are available? | Plugins include Chest Shops, Silkspawners, nicknames, Adminshop, per-player Instanced Loot, Grief prevention, MCMMO, and more. |
| Is the community friendly? | Yes, the community is full of goofballs and friendly people always looking for new members. |
Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build your dream castle, battle epic bosses, and tame dragons that breathe rainbow fire (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground city filled with treasure, a sky island where pigs fly (literally), and a haunted mansion where spooky skeletons throw parties every night.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, always beware of seaniggers, discord trannies, and dramaniggers – they’re the real creepers in this world!
5 Days Minecraft SMP
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding all players pay them in emeralds for passage through their territory. Will you be able to outsmart these llama overlords and claim your rightful place as ruler of the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!
Join us for a wild ride where you never know what’s around the corner – just like that kid who hopped in the car without a second thought. Who knows, maybe you’ll make some new friends or have some crazy adventures along the way.
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the excitement and thrill of our server – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t want to miss! Just like offering a ride to a stranger in the rain, you never know where it might take you. So hop on board and join us today!