Enter at your own risk—once you step inside, reality may warp beyond your comprehension! This isn’t just any Minecraft server; it’s a chaotic dimension where the echoes of international affairs collide with the pixelated simplicity of crafting and mining. We’re talking about a world where 240,000 Ukrainian refugees are just pawns in a bigger game played by the pixelated elite.
Doomsday Mechanics Yes, you heard that right—family-friendly block games have given way to absurdist conspiracies! Gather your resources and watch your back! As the rampant speculation suggests, each block may hold hidden secrets linked to player status and legal jurisdiction.
Your friendly neighborhood villagers may just start chanting slogans like “Make Minecraft Great Again” while selling you haunted bread that thrives on the agony of the oppressed. We can’t guarantee sanity here, but we promise side-splitting (or sanity-shattering) moments that could be mistaken for a fever dream.
"Where’s my diamond?" Diamonds? What diamonds? Maybe they’re in your other life, or perhaps they fled to an alternate server.
"Am I a refugee?" If you feel displaced in your own mind and in the game, then yes. That’s the spirit!
Whispers echo throughout the pixelated lands. Local sages recount tales of a player who tried to escape a dimension of governmental control but was trapped in an endless loop of crafting coffee tables.
In-Game Proverb: "Out of chaos comes uncanny craftsmanship."
"The Great Ban Conspiracy": Allegedly, this server was axed in 12 countries—did they catch wind of the cosmic jokes we’re weaving? Join to find out if we’ll be the next target of digital witch hunts.
Gather your courage and slip into the beckoning chaos. Will you fight for pixelated rights, or will you be stoned into submission in the Caves of Conformity? Join now, or risk being eternally lost in the AWS (Alternate World of Sadness)!
Join us on this wild ride where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a war with the neighboring village over who has the best sheep farm? Why not! The possibilities are endless on this server where creativity and chaos reign supreme.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with powerful loot, and even a dragon that roams the land. Will you be brave enough to explore these mysterious places and claim the rewards for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see where it takes you. Just remember, anything can happen on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
Join our server if you want to be a part of a community where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a chicken army and take over the server? Why not! The crazier, the better!
Our server is like a CYOA refugee camp, where all the wildest and wackiest creations come to life. From NSFW CYOAs to SFW ones, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can even roll the dice to see what fate has in store for you.
So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy world of Minecraft madness! Just remember, post numbers aren’t for rolling – leave that up to random.org or some physical dice. Let’s get building and have a blast!
Forget about real-life drama, on our server, you can co-sign for loans with pixelated friends and build your financial empire one block at a time. Who needs real money when you can have virtual debts and investments?
We have a special feature where you can write down agreements with your fellow players before embarking on any financial endeavors. No more misunderstandings or arguments, just good old-fashioned written contracts in the Minecraft world.
And don’t worry about maxing out your line of credit, because on our server, you can ask for as much virtual money as you want without any consequences. Just make sure to sell your pixelated investment property within five years to pay off those loans!
Join us now and become a beneficiary on a virtual life insurance policy, because you never know what dangers lurk in the world of Minecraft. And remember, on our server, no money can be withdrawn without both parties’ approval, so you can rest assured that your virtual finances are in good hands.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and let’s settle this argument once and for all. Are you the AH or are you just a misunderstood blocky hero? Only one way to find out!
Picture this: you’re just trying to enjoy a peaceful day of mining and crafting when suddenly, your cousin’s girlfriend swoops in with a fancy Bluey cake that’s out of this world. But wait, there’s a catch – she’s from a higher social class and now your daughter only wants the expensive food she provides. Talk about a plot twist!
Join our server for the ultimate showdown of social classes and cake wars. Will you be able to navigate the drama and come out on top? Only one way to find out – join now!
Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because the admins are actually wizards who can turn them into harmless bunnies with a snap of their fingers.
Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s lit AF. I once saw a zombie doing the floss dance while a skeleton DJ played sick beats on his bone xylophone.
But the best part? The free resource that changed my Minecraft career was a magical pickaxe that can mine diamond blocks with just one click. I found it in a chest guarded by a giant rainbow llama who only speaks in riddles.
So come join us on this crazy server and let’s build the most ridiculous pixel art creations together! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #BlockLife #MinecraftMadness #ChickenCreeperGang4Life 🐔💥🌈
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging explosive creepers that are wearing top hats and monocles?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and party with endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
RIGHT-LEANERS CAN BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BASES TO KEEP OUT THE LEFT-LEANERS WHO ARE TOO BUSY MAKING POTIONS AND ENCHANTING THEIR ARMOR TO CARE! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’RE ALL FRIENDS HERE, UNLESS YOU STEAL SOMEONE’S DIAMONDS, THEN ALL BETS ARE OFF!
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE OF A MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE THE ONLY THING MORE CHAOTIC THAN THE REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IS THE CHAT! LET’S BUILD A COMMUNITY STRONGER THAN A NETHERITE SWORD AND HAVE A BLAST TOGETHER!
| Welcome to The Dominion |
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| IP: play.thedominion.us |
| Alternate IP: thedominion.us |
| Description |
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| 🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)! 🏰 |
| The Dominion offers a curated RPG experience with a beginning, middle, and end. Progress through leveling up, acquiring gear, and completing challenges in around 50-60 hours of gameplay. Enjoy exclusive loot and constantly evolving content in a community-driven server. |
| Features |
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| ⚔️ Dungeons: Conquer challenges for exclusive loot |
| 🌍 Worlds: SMP building and bespoke RPG worlds |
| 🛠️ Customization: Unique items, bosses, and leveling system |
| 👥 Community Driven: Help improve the server |
| 🆕 Constant Evolution: Your feedback shapes fresh content |
| Links |
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| Discord |
| Map |
| Rules |
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| – Inappropriate messages |
| – Bug abuse |
| – Macroing and passive-play |
| – Visiting constructions without permission |
| – Griefing, stealing, and more |
The server can be “beaten” in around 50-60 hours of gameplay.
The Dominion offers a curated RPG experience with dungeons, worlds, customization, and a community-driven environment.
Players can provide feedback, help improve the server, and shape its content evolution.
Yes, there are rules against inappropriate messages, bug abuse, macroing, passive-play, griefing, stealing, and more. Be sure to follow them while playing on The Dominion.
You can visit the official Discord and Map links provided in the server description for additional details and community interaction.
Join us for a Super Bowl celebration like no other, where you can walk down to our virtual City Hall and celebrate with the rest of the city (virtually, of course). Don’t worry about limited space or seating, because in our Minecraft world, the possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server and show your team spirit, no matter who you root for. And remember, in our world, everyone is an Eagles fan (or at least they can pretend to be for the day). See you there!
