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  • California Changed Its Laws On Shoplifting Minecraft SMP

    California Changed Its Laws On Shoplifting Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just there to welcome you to the server with a bang! And if you manage to survive that, you’ll be greeted by our resident prankster who will fill your house with chickens just for fun.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where you compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. Or how about our “Pig Racing Derby” where you ride pigs through obstacle courses and try not to fall off (spoiler alert: you will).

    So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! And remember, there’s always hope…unless you’re being chased by a horde of zombie chickens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

    Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

    Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

    Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

    QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Block Nation Minecraft Server

    Block Nation Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with pesky regions holding back your progress in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and watch as we eliminate two regions that are causing chaos in the game. Just like magic, 90% of your problems will disappear and you’ll be living out the founding father’s vision in no time. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so revolutionary? Join us now and be a part of this epic quest to reshape the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Politics Minecraft Server

    Pixel Politics Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a low midwit tier player in society? Do you lack the intelligence to follow through with prosocial behavior? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and unleash your inner destructive tendencies in a virtual world where you can destroy everything in sight (starting with yourself, of course).

    Why integrate into society when you can join our server and be a full retard in the most outrageous ways possible? Embrace your antisocial attitudes and let loose in a world where the low hanging fruit of the past 200-300 years has been picked clean.

    Don’t be a hypocrite, be a destroyer! Join us now and show off your prideful attitude as you refuse to integrate into the mean activity of the existing system. Who needs reform or rebuilding when you can just wreak havoc in Minecraft instead? Let’s see what kind of chaos you can unleash in our crazy, chaotic world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

    Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ConstitutionCraft: ElectrifyingJudges

    ConstitutionCraft: ElectrifyingJudges

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a judge in mexico but u were like nah i dont wanna go to law school? well guess what, now u can be a judge just by playing on this epic minecraft server!

    join us and become the ultimate judge of all things minecraft! u will have the power to ban players for building ugly houses or for not sharing their diamonds with u.

    imagine the thrill of presiding over epic trials where players argue over who stole whose diamonds or who built the best roller coaster. u will be the ultimate arbiter of justice in the minecraft world!

    plus, all judges on our server get a free llama mount to ride around on and a diamond-studded gavel to bang when u make your rulings.

    so come join us and become the judge u were always meant to be, no law degree required! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy minecraft courtroom drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NHSReformOrDieCraft

    NHSReformOrDieCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if the NHS was a minecraft server, it would be like “join our server or die” LMAO. Keir Starmer be like “we need to reform our server or it’s game over” 😂 come join our server for some epic healthcare adventures, we got zombie doctors and skeleton nurses ready to treat your pixelated wounds. Don’t miss out on the chance to respawn in our hospital beds, it’s a real life-saver (literally). So hop on our server and let’s save lives together, one block at a time! 🏥💉 #NHSminecraftserver #reformordie

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LordsCraft Minecraft Server

    LordsCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo, listen up fam! dis Minecraft server be poppin’ off like a freshly popped bottle of champagne! we got all dem hereditary peers from The House of Lords tryna join but we like nah fam, dis be a no monarchy zone! we be buildin’ castles and fortresses bigger than dem fancy schmancy palaces in the UK. come join us and be part of da revolution, where we be kickin’ out dem old farts and makin’ Minecraft great again! ain’t nobody gonna stop us, not even da Queen herself! so grab yo pickaxe and come build with us, cuz dis server be lit AF!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyDocs: Protesting Pixels

    CraftyDocs: Protesting Pixels

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more people than protests in india over a doctor’s rape and murder!!! it’s a wild ride, just like those protests, but with less violence and more block building. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about those real world problems. so grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP