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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5980 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 267 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!