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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5925 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!