| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6807 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4565 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1041 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6268 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1262 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1811 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1477 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1185 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.
Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8588 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Votes: | 5002 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5867 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 468 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 693 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4362 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | New Chunks Explored: | 320266 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 374 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Votes: | 4418 | Farms Harvested: | 317 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7246 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 310 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 2449 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”
