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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2972 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
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