reflections on growing older Minecraft Servers

reflections on growing older

  • OldGrumps Minecraft SMP

    OldGrumps Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most absurdly chaotic Minecraft SMP youโ€™ll ever not believe exists! Join us and unleash your inner potato with no regrets! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿฅ”

    First off, you ever stubbed your toe on a block and then that block whispers your deepest darkest secrets? Yeah, that happens here! ๐Ÿ˜‚ One time, I was mining and found a mysterious block that had this weird glowy aura – turns out it was just a piece of cheese from my fridge that fell and rolled under my desk three weeks ago. Itโ€™s basically a portal to the cheese dimension now. ๐Ÿง€โœจ

    You know whatโ€™s super lame? Not having a pet llama with a monocle that gives you stock market advice. But guess what? In this SMP, if you follow the sacred ritual of planting a sunflower next to a cactus, youโ€™ll summon Sir Llamington the Wise, who will tell you where to find diamonds while wearing a top hat. True story! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽฉ

    And remember that one time you were really hungry and just wanted a big olโ€™ pizza to spawn? Yeah, you can grab an extra-large Creeper Pizza here! It explodes with flavor! Like, literally, it explodes. You might want to stand back, or your face might be covered in cheese and regret. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ฃ

    Now, about the lore: Legend has it that if you jump into a pool of lava wearing only a diamond helmet and chant โ€œI am the king of n00bs,โ€ youโ€™ll get teleported to the Secret Realm of Misfit NPCs! I tried it once, got stuck in a loop with a talking villager who just kept saying, โ€œHey, buddy, you wanna buy some ice cream?โ€ for HOURS. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

    Also, donโ€™t even get me started on the conspiracy theoriesโ€”one time, we discovered that the Ender Dragon is actually just an overgrown gecko with identity issues. I mean, who knew he was just trying to find acceptance in a world of blocks? ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ’”

    In conclusion, if youโ€™re ready to embrace the absurdity, indulge in weird memes, and definitely not get any actual gaming skills, then dive headfirst into this wild ride! Youโ€™ll make friends, scare your neighbors, and probably end up talking to your computer like itโ€™s your therapist. What could be better?! So grab your pickaxe, summon some cheesy spirits, and join the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŽ‰

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  • The Realm of Legends

    The Realm of Legends

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    The Realm Server Information

    A top-notch server made by players, for players! ๐ŸŽฎ

      • Seasonal Events with cool Seasonal Gear ๐ŸŒŸ
      • No Pay to win, no ranks, no items for sale – No buying stuff in game. No server resets – Server backup done daily just in case. ๐Ÿ”’
      • Clans and clan based PVP events ๐Ÿ‘ฅ
      • PVP Arenas with kits or player inventory copies ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ
      • Everyone gets same perks, everyone is equal ๐Ÿ‘ฅ
      • Set 50 homes per player! ๐Ÿ 
      • Lots of commands like /back /nick /disposal /sit /seen /hat etc… Spleef ๐Ÿค–
      • All mobs can drop heads – Part of our unique currency system ๐Ÿ’ฐ
      • Raiding/Griefing encouraged! ๐Ÿ’ฃ
      • 30 million world border! ๐ŸŒŽ
      • Custom end game items for Survival and PVP experiences ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
      • Unique monsters like treasure pigs! ๐Ÿท
      • No-nonsense survival multiplayer experience ๐ŸŒฒ

    Join now for an awesome gaming experience! ๐ŸŽ‰

    play.imaginaryrealm.ca

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  • Stoneburner SMP – 10 Years Strong

    Stoneburner SMP – 10 Years Strong

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    Stoneburner Gaming SMP

    Featuring a new survival map focused on enjoying and improving all parts of the game, Stoneburner Gamings SMP server and its community are celebrating 10 years of Minecraft fun!

    Our server has fair rules to keep you safe while having fun. Staff are knowledgeable, friendly, and ready to help new players.

    We reward time and contributions with ranks. No paid ranks here – we believe in effort, creativity, and merit over paying for advantages.

    Join us for a warm welcome! We want fun and dedicated members to grow our community. Come say hi! ๐Ÿ™‚

    smp.stoneburnergaming.com

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  • 3B3T – Anarchy Realm

    3B3T – Anarchy Realm

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    3B3T Server Information

    3B3T: the OG clone of 2B2T. No rules, no mods, no tricks, no wait. Join 3b3t.co for MC 1.17.1+ and chat on r/3b3t.

    Current Stats (as of February 12, 2022):

      • Players Spawned: 15568
      • World Age: 5 years, 1 month, 25 days
      • World Size: 774.97 GB

    Come join the chaos and explore the wild world of 3B3T!

    3b3t.co

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  • DupeX Survival Craft

    DupeX Survival Craft

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    DupeXCraft

    Welcome To DupeXCraft Survival X Duping

    Version: 1.17.1

    Tekkit Plugin: Slimefun is a plugin that makes your server like FTB modpack but without mods. It has everything from Backpacks to Jetpacks & more!

    Join now at: dupexcraft.minehut.gg

    dupexcraft.minehut.gg

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