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  • No Yesterweek No Yestermonth

    No Yesterweek No Yestermonth
    So, like, this server is, like, totally rad, bro. like, you can only join, like, yesterday, but not yesterweek or yestermonth. like, what even is time, man?

    join this server for the most epic adventures ever, like, seriously. there’s, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground disco party.

    oh, and did i mention that you can fly on rainbow-colored pigs? yeah, it’s, like, totally a thing here.

    so, like, join us at 123.LOL.456.About.789 and let’s, like, party like it’s yesterday or something.

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  • Bored Watching Time Lapse

    Bored Watching Time Lapse
    u know what’s not boring? THIS minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. we got cows that do the macarena and creepers that breakdance. join us if u wanna ride a llama into battle or have a pet zombie named fred. our community is so lit, even the ender dragon wants in. come join the chaos and let’s build a world that’s crazier than a chicken juggling TNT.

    IP: diamondsandllamas.About.minecraft

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  • NostalgiaCraft – Presently Appreciated!

    NostalgiaCraft – Presently Appreciated!
    remember when you were a kid and played minecraft for the first time? well, this server will make you feel like a kid again, but with a twist! we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and llamas that can breakdance better than you ever could.

    join us for epic adventures and quests that will make you question your sanity. build a house out of cheese or ride a giant chicken into battle against evil villagers. the possibilities are endless on this server!

    plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft server ever created!

    IP: cheesehouse.unicornparty.minecraftlolz

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  • RegretNot20sMinecraftSMP

    RegretNot20sMinecraftSMP
    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit af. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them. And the mobs, oh man, they’re like supermodels, all dressed up in Gucci armor and stuff.

    But the real reason you gotta join is because we have this secret underground base where we throw the most insane parties. Like, one time we had a creeper DJ and he was dropping bombs (literally). And don’t even get me started on the llama races, those guys are fast as heck.

    So yeah, if you wanna live your best Minecraft life, come join us on this SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally find that special someone to build a dirt house with. #minecraftgoals #yolo

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  • KamalaDidntVoteMC SMP

    KamalaDidntVoteMC SMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because this server has a secret treasure hidden in every block! That’s right, every block you mine could lead you to riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine riding a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. Yeah, it’s that crazy.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is ruled by a wise and powerful llama named Sir Fluffybottom. He grants wishes to all who join, whether it’s unlimited diamonds or the ability to fly like a chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, Kamala’s Palestine views have nothing on the awesomeness of our server!

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  • Crafty History Avoidance

    Crafty History Avoidance
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can learn history and make mistakes just like the malicious peeps! we got crazy stories and op info that will blow ur mind. u wont believe the shenanigans that go down in dis server. come join us and be part of the chaos!

    IP: historymistakeslol.About.minecraft

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  • PandemicCraft: 5 Years Later

    PandemicCraft: 5 Years Later
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the 5 year anniversary of the COVID pandemic in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with toilet paper and hand sanitizer – because you never know when a pandemic might strike again! Plus, our virtual vaccine shots will give your character superpowers like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the infamous Toilet Paper Bandit is lurking around, stealing all the precious rolls in sight. Will you be able to outsmart him and save the day?

    So come on down to our server and relive the chaos and craziness of the past 5 years. Who knew surviving a pandemic could be this much fun in Minecraft?

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  • RegretCraft SMP: Back in Time

    RegretCraft SMP: Back in Time
    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like who even needs iron anymore? And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?! Plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. So if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious adventures, join our SMP now and become part of our wacky family! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now and let’s create some chaos together! #LlamaLaserGang #BobTheZombiePigman #MinecraftMadness

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  • RegretfulSexMinecraftSMP

    RegretfulSexMinecraftSMP
    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave where all the mobs were dancing to techno music. And then I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that gave me super speed and made me fly like a majestic chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time I built a roller coaster that went through a portal to the Nether and I rode a ghast like a boss.

    So, like, come join us and experience the most epic, mind-blowing, pants-wetting adventures ever in Minecraft history. You won’t regret it, unless you regret having sex with that person, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your grandkids say, “Wow, Grandma/Grandpa, you were a total badass in Minecraft!”

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  • BelieverNoMore – Minecraft SMP

    BelieverNoMore – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously it’s lit AF! So, like, I used to believe that creepers were actually just misunderstood and wanted to give hugs, but then I joined this server and found out they were actually plotting to take over the world with their secret underground creeper society. It was cray cray, but also kinda fun because we had to team up with the villagers to stop them. And then I found out that diamonds were actually just shiny rocks that the Ender Dragon used to decorate her lair, like what even?! So yeah, if you wanna uncover the truth about Minecraft and have a blast doing it, you gotta join this server ASAP! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as pigs and have dance parties in the Nether, it’s wild yo. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftConspiracyTheorySquad #PiggyDanceParty

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