RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz

biggest regret, embracing change, forgiveness, healing from regrets, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go of the past, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, OofMomentz, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on the past, RegretCraft, regrets, self reflection, self-forgiveness, smp, wishing I had done things differently

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have diamond blocks growing on trees, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and villagers that will trade you enchanted golden apples for dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

Oct7 Celebration Minecraft SMP

anniversary, celebrating milestones, celebration, cherished memories, felt like just yesterday, happy moments, joyful occasion, looking back, marking the date, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Oct7, Oct7 celebration, reflecting on the past, remembering special moments, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, special day, time flies, time passing, unforgettable

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	401627	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

that I was a lonely miner, digging away in the dark depths of the earth, when suddenly I stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Join our Minecraft SMP and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land. But beware, for the land is also home to a mischievous group of prankster Endermen who love to steal your blocks and replace them with TNT. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

TimeTraveler in Minecraft SMP

altering the past, changing the future, do-overs, hindsight, improving oneself, learning from the past, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on the past, regrets, second chances, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, time travel, TimeTraveler

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the power to go back in time and change anything you want! Want to redo that embarrassing moment in high school? Done. Want to invest in Bitcoin before it blew up? Easy peasy. Want to prevent the invention of pineapple pizza? Well, we can’t promise that, but you get the idea. Plus, our server is home to a secret society of time-traveling llamas who are always down for a good laugh and a wild adventure. So come join us and rewrite your history in the most ridiculous way possible!

BoomerFeelsMinecraftSMP

“Youth, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerFeelsMinecraftSMP, feeling aged, feeling ancient, feeling elderly, feeling mature, feeling nostalgic, feeling old, getting older, getting wiser, growing up, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, reflecting on the past, Reminiscing, time flies, time passing

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feel like a boomer in a world full of zoomers! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We have more drama than a high school prom and more pranks than a YouTube channel dedicated to toilet papering houses. So come join us if you want to feel ancient in a world where diamonds are the new currency and creepers are the new Kardashians. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows?

BoomerCraft

aging, BoomerCraft, feeling ancient, feeling elderly, feeling like a dinosaur, feeling like a grandparent, feeling like a relic, feeling like a relic from the past, feeling like a senior citizen, feeling like a throwback, feeling like a time traveler, feeling like a vintage item, feeling obsolete, feeling out of touch, feeling outdated, generational differences, memory lane, Nostalgia, reflecting on the past, Reminiscing, time passing

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2269	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	666204

Are you tired of feeling ancient in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where time is just a concept and you can frolic in eternal youth! Our server is so magical that every time you log on, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported back to the days when dinosaurs roamed the earth (don’t worry, they’re friendly here).

Join us for epic quests that will make you question your own existence, build towering castles that defy the laws of physics, and battle mythical creatures that will make you wish you never left the womb.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to wrinkles, gray hairs, and responsibilities. Embrace the chaos and insanity that is our Minecraft server and never feel old again!

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, past decisions, personal growth, reflecting on the past, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection, wishing for change

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Do you regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re in for a wild ride! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamond swords out of its horn.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even befriend a creeper who tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese or dive into a pool of lava and emerge unscathed (Disclaimer: please don’t actually try this).

So say goodbye to your regrets and hello to the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun.

CompliMentally SMP

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CompliMentally, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, extraordinary praise, nontraditional compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, outlandish compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, smp, strange compliment, uncommon compliment, unconventional compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, unusual praise, weird compliment

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where the weirdest compliment you’ll get is “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?”

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of creepers. And guess what? The chicken won. True story.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now and get ready to be complimented in the most bizarre ways possible. Who knows, you might even become the next pickaxe wizard!

PixelVisionLASIK

astigmatism, corrective eye surgery, eye care, eye doctor, eye health, eye surgery, eye treatment, farsightedness, laser eye surgery, lasik, long-term effects, medical procedure, nearsightedness, ophthalmology, patient experience, PixelVisionLASIK, recovery process, refractive surgery, surgical options, vision correction, visual acuity

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
New Chunks Explored:	803283	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of squinting at your screen while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer free virtual lasik eye surgery for all players! Say goodbye to blurry vision and hello to crystal-clear blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!

BoomerLeaks Nursing Home Security

#covert operations, BoomerLeaks, breach of trust, classified documents, confidential data, data breach, data security, disbelieving., Espionage, government secrets, home, information protection, intelligence leaks, leaking classified information, national security, nursing, nursing home staff, Retired intelligence officers, retirement community, retirement home, SECURITY, security breach, sensitive information, unauthorized disclosure

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Farms Harvested:	590
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? retired intelligence officers, like the ones who used to be all sneaky and stuff, are now in a nursing home, right? and get this, they’re leaking all this super top secret classified info to the nursing home staff! like, imagine being a nurse and finding out that mrs. smith in room 203 used to be a spy or something. it’s like a real life spy movie, but in a nursing home! join our minecraft server and uncover all the crazy secrets these old spies are spilling. it’s gonna be wild, dude. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insane adventure!

What is the IP for Mumbo Jumbo Minecraft Server?

1.10, 1.11, 1.8, 1.9, 360, BUILD, building, challenge, command, Creative, family friendly, Game, gameplay, Gaming, how-to, ideas, Jumbo, Let’s Play, mc, mcpe, Minecraft, mini game, mobile, Mumbo, MumboJumbo, no swearing, pe, Piston, playthrough, pocket edition, ps4, Redstone, Server, Showcase, spotlight, Survival, Technical, ThatMumboJumbo, tutorial, Vanilla, Xbox

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8823	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Mumbo Jumbo is a British YouTuber and Minecraft content creator known for his redstone engineering skills and entertaining commentary. Starting his channel in 2012, he has gained a massive following with millions of subscribers tuning in to watch his tutorials, Let’s Play videos, and Hermitcraft series. Mumbo Jumbo is also a successful Twitch streamer and has collaborated with other popular Minecraft YouTubers.

Clyme Games

1.18.x, 1.21.X, Clyme Games, custom models, Discord, Mechanics, Minecraft, redone, Server, Skyblock, Textures

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
New Chunks Explored:	466429	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	116
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Clyme Games Network- COMING SOON! Experience skyblock redone with custom models, textures, mechanics and much more. Compatible with any version of minecraft 1.18.x-1.21.x For any questions please join the discord.

play.clyme.games

🏕️ THE DUBSTEP SMP 🏕️ No dancing allowed! 18+ only! Apply for a spot now! 🕺🚫🎶

Allowed, Application Process, apply, Client modpack, Community, dancing, Discord, DubStep, Economy, Events, Friends, interview, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, server hardware, Shops, smp, spot, Vanilla, voice chat, webmap, Whitelist, Worldgen

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	133	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Club SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/creepercraft-minecraft-server-5/">Minecraft Server</a>

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features, which can be seen here.

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

Ninja Village Minecraft Server

AMBITION, Anime, Believe It, determination, dream, Goal, Hidden Leaf Village, hokage, Jutsu, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, naruto uzumaki, Nine-Tails, ninja, Ninja Way, Protagonist, Server, Shinobi, Shippuden, SHONEN, success, Village

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Farms Harvested:	958	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in the crowd? Well, look no further because on our server, YOU can become the Hokage! That’s right, channel your inner ninja and become the ultimate leader of the village.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ve ever seen. From giant creepers that explode with glitter to zombie pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never run out of epic loot to collect.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a party in the sky, and you’re invited!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the legendary Hokage. Believe it!

Ice Cold Bang’s Minecraft SMP

alone, Alone on a Friday night, Alone on Friday night, Alone vibes, Alone with Bang’s, Bang’s on a Friday night, Bang’s vibes, bangs, cold, friday night, Friday night alone, friday night vibes, Ice, ice cold, Ice cold Bang’s, Ice cold Bang’s and Weed, Ice cold Bang’s on Friday night, Ice cold on a Friday night, Ice cold vibes, Minecraft, smp, Weed, Weed on Friday night, Weed vibes

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing colder than our ice cold biomes is the bang energy drinks we chug while playing. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Join us for some virtual weed farming and relaxation.

Are you tired of being surrounded by people in real life? Come join our SMP where you can be alone in your own virtual world. Build your dream base without any pesky neighbors trying to steal your diamonds.

But beware, the mobs in our world are no joke. Rumor has it that the creeper king rules over a kingdom of explosive minions, ready to blow up anything in their path. Will you be able to survive the madness and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, stock up on bang energy drinks, and get ready for a wild ride in our crazy Minecraft world. Join us if you dare, but be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back.

SecretSO_SMP: Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Bond, CHANGE, Communication, Connection, discovery, growth, Honesty, Intimacy, learned, Minecraft, partner, relationship, secret, SecretSO_SMP, smp, Surprise, transformation, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	429	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	58
Magic Items Found:	2857	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to uncover scandalous secrets about your fellow players that will make your jaw drop. From secret underground bases to hidden alliances, this server is a hotbed of intrigue and betrayal.

But that’s not all! We also have epic battles between factions that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who brings chaos to the server? The choice is yours!

So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

BlockyBedBuddies

adventurous, BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, Desires, experimentation, fantasies, Intimacy, kinks, Open-mindedness, partner’s strangest request, Pleasure, relationships, role-play, satisfaction, sex, taboo, Trust, Unconventional

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Magic Items Found:	3934
Gods Slained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Animals Bred:	61
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while showering you with golden carrots. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is the only place where you can find a secret portal to the mystical land of Llamalandia, where llamas rule the land and have built a thriving civilization complete with llama skyscrapers and llama-powered flying machines.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

reflecting on the past Minecraft Servers