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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 1519 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 175 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Our server is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you on your toes at all times. From building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But be warned, our PvP matches are no joke. You’ll have to referee matches where players use TNT cannons, ride llamas into battle, and even fight with nothing but potatoes. Can you keep a straight face and not pop a boner as you watch the chaos unfold?
So come join us on this wild and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and no match is ever the same. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because you’ll be laughing and holding it in all day long!