Refactoring Minecraft Servers

Refactoring Minecraft Servers

  • > F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

    > F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 1600
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Votes: 1809
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Animals Bred: 28
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

    Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

    But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

    And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

    So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nadia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Nadia’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 478
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride straight out of a Gainax anime! Imagine if Nadia from Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water was the queen of our server, leading us on epic adventures and battling sea monsters with her trusty lion friend. Join us and you might just find yourself on a quest to uncover the secrets of Atlantis or fighting off a giant squid with nothing but a pickaxe and some determination. So come on, dive into the madness and join our server for a gaming experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KidCrafterz – No Baby Drama Here!

    KidCrafterz – No Baby Drama Here!
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 2786
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 6702
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone’s relationships are drama-free and boring? Join our server for some juicy gossip and relationship advice! We’ve got players like OP here who will tell you straight up if your Minecraft crush is just not meant to be. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join now for a chance to have your love life analyzed by our resident relationship expert, and maybe even find your perfect blocky match!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • InsomniaCraft Minecraft Server

    InsomniaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 6384
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Ores Mined: 6216 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever lie awake at night, wondering if there’s a Minecraft server out there where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Look no further, because on our server, the cows ride around on saddled chickens and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun comes up.

    Join us for the chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks or ride a rollercoaster through the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into karaoke sessions. So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who needs sleep when you can be having this much fun?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyFamilyDrama

    BlockyFamilyDrama
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 6706
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Alien Abductions: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the crazy family antics behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. Trust us, it’s way better than witnessing your uncle try to juggle flaming torches at the family reunion. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DayOffDelight

    DayOffDelight
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 275
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1909 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers wear top hats? Well, this is the place for you, my dude!

    We got a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie farm – they’re trained to do the Thriller dance on command!

    Oh, and did I mention our annual Enderdragon beauty pageant? Yeah, you heard me right. We dress up those bad boys in sparkly tutus and have them strut their stuff down the runway. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

    So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. Who needs a day off when you can spend your nights partying with us?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Harmony Reloaded: Slightly Spicy Edition

    Harmony Reloaded: Slightly Spicy Edition
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 8057
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 57
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 89 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP harmonyreloaded.minecraft.best
    Discord https://discord.gg/6u7kMwVVKJ

    Are you tired of joining server after server of “vanilla” servers, only to discover they aren’t vanilla at all and have land claim, economy, teleport, and more? Are you sick of joining anarchy servers to discover a spawn that’s impossible to escape and a chat full of slurs and toxicity? Have you ever wanted a server that got back to the basics and simpleness of real vanilla gameplay without being filled with hackers and cheaters? Well, look no further because this is the server for you.

    Harmony Survival was originally a MCPE server started in July 2015. However after several successful years of running it had to be shut down due to the limitations of server hosting software at the time. True to the original vision of the first server, Harmony Reloaded hopes to capture the same magic you felt when you opened Minecraft for the first time. Before servers became polluted with plugins, flashy ranks, and pay to win mechanics. A time when the game was about exploration, creativity, and friendship.

    This is what we have to offer. A blank slate for you and your friends to write your own adventures. Will you be a lone wolf who lives off the land in a hidden bunker? Will you join a larger community and help create a massive fortress? The choice is yours on Harmony Reloaded.

    Features

    • True vanilla gameplay
    • Active and growing community
    • Clean easily readable chat
    • Active moderation to prevent toxicity
    • No pay to win mechanics
    • Crossplay on all platforms
    • Difficulty: Hard
    • Hosting: US West
    • World Border: +/- 40,000 to encourage player interaction

    Trailer: https://youtu.be/YIXwa8mlnn8?si=Pz3JGjPSBQRCgpxv

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I use mods on the server? No, this is a vanilla server with no mods allowed.
    Are there any server rules? Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for a list of rules.
    How can I join the server? Simply use the provided IP address in your Minecraft client to connect.
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed and will result in a ban.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 5393
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Potions Brewed: 93 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride with the Nijisanji EN crew! We’ve got Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu causing mischief, Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin building epic structures, and Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou creating magical worlds.

    But wait, there’s more! Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino are on a quest for diamonds, Ike Eveland and Vox Akuma are brewing up potions, and Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid are battling mobs like pros.

    And don’t forget about ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette, Aia Amare, Aster Arcadia, Scarle Yonaguni, and Ren Zott0 are taking on the Ender Dragon with style.

    Join XSOLEIL for some intense PvP action with D_Dropscythe, Meloco Kyoran, Hex Haywire, Kotoka Torahime, and Ver Vermillion.

    Krisis is brewing up trouble with Vezalius Bandage, Tyrant Vanta, and YuQWilson, while TTT is all about teamwork with Kunai Nakasato, VBrightshield, and Claude Clawmark.

    And last but not least, Denauth is where Ryoma Barrenworth, Klara Charmwood, and Twisty Amanozako are creating the craziest redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless you want to end up in the lava pit of shame!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mistrial Madness Minecraft Server

    Mistrial Madness Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 7038
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Alien Abductions: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Crops Grown: 1882 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 4041
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Creepers doing the Macarena? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

    3. Our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where pigs ride on flying pigs and chickens lay diamond eggs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    4. We host weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple delivered to your doorstep by a team of singing villagers. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to say it with me: mistrial!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BikiniBabysitterCraft

    BikiniBabysitterCraft
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 2277
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Crops Grown: 5770
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Dimension Hops: 13 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this babysitting story!

    Imagine a world where divorced parents battle it out at the pool over what you wear. Dive into the drama and see who will come out on top – the bikini-wearing babysitter or the belly ring-hating dad.

    With joint custody of the kids at stake, you never know what will happen next. Will the dad try to steal the kids away during the night? Will the babysitter unleash her wrath and reveal all to the mom?

    Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

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  • MineCraze: Mindful Minecraft Server

    MineCraze: Mindful Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 1040
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the server, you’ll gain the power to turn all the sheep into flying pigs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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