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> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	201	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

CraftyConspiracies

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mines Excavated:	1761
Alien Abductions:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us and uncover the truth behind the most bizarre conspiracy theories in the Minecraft universe.

Ever heard of the theory that creepers are actually undercover spies for the Ender Dragon? Or how about the rumor that villagers are secretly plotting to take over the entire Minecraft world? On our server, you’ll dive deep into these wild conspiracies and uncover the shocking truth behind them.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who roams the land causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face off against this mysterious figure and uncover the secrets he holds?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the wildest conspiracy theories the blocky world has to offer. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at Minecraft the same way again!

AttackCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Star Shards Collected:	142	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

so, like, you know how there’s all this drama goin’ on in the real world? well, come escape all that craziness and join our EPIC minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’, cows doin’ the moonwalk, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide!

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that’ll make you the ultimate minecraft master. like, you’ll be able to build a castle in 5 seconds flat or ride a dragon into battle. it’s like, totally insane, dude.

oh, and get this – our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. yeah, you heard me right. ninja llamas. they’ll protect you from any griefers or trolls tryin’ to mess with your stuff. ain’t nobody messin’ with our llama squad.

so, what are you waitin’ for? come join our server and let’s make some minecraft magic happen! trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPVP: Israel vs Iran

Conflict, CraftyPVP, defense strategy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, imminent attack, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military capabilities, military intervention, national security, nuclear program, political tension, preemptive strike, regional stability, security concerns, strategic planning, threat assessment

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ores Mined:	9737	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server, cuz it’s lit af. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with diamonds and gold. and get this, the admin is a wizard who can grant u three wishes if u find him in the enchanted forest. so what r u waiting for? join now before israel weighs a preemptive strike against iran and ruins all the fun!

Iperios: The Magical Land of Enchanted Wars & Geopolitics for Whitelisted Players Only

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Astral Projections Made:	0

Minecraft Server Information

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
Joining Process	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the IP and some starter information, you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit.
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I create my own nation?	You can create your own nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks. If you don’t want to create your nation, you can also join one that is already created.
What resources are available in-game for conquest?	We have resources camps that can be conquered, providing income for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are various resources and buildings that can be created.
What is the joining process for the server?	To join, you need to join the discord and ask for the whitelist. You can find the IP and starter information in the #info-new-players channel. Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and provide a beginner kit.

CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	104
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ores Mined:	4646	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing creepers, a DJ skeleton spinning discs, and a group of villagers doing the cha-cha slide. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with Endermen and party with Pigmen.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Just watch out for the lava pit at the end – it’s a real doozy!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where dragons wear top hats and zombies breakdance? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the fun – we promise you won’t regret it!

BlockBusters Minecraft SMP: Top 5 Thread

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Farms Harvested:	601
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP in the universe! Only the top 5 countries in the world are allowed to join because we only want the best of the best building epic structures and slaying dragons.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes or mining for diamonds in a haunted cave filled with ghostly creepers.

Our community is filled with elite players who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles that would make even the Eiffel Tower jealous. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness, then apply now and see if you have what it takes to join the ranks of the top 5 countries in the world!

SisNoMore Minecraft Server

Apology, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Emotional Abuse, emotional wellbeing, family, Honesty, Minecraft, people pleasing, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationships, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, Server, SisNoMore, sister, Therapy, Trauma, uncle

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Farms Harvested:	890
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of blocky chaos! Join us for a chance to escape your real-life sibling drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Imagine a world where your uncle doesn’t update your estranged sister on your exam grades, social life, and mental health. Instead, join our server where the only updates you’ll get are about new mods and fun events happening in-game.

Don’t worry about being a people pleaser or a pushover here – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. And if you ever feel like rekindling a relationship with your sister, just send her a virtual apology in the form of a pixelated cake.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from TNT, not family drama. And remember, in this world, you’re the master of your own blocky destiny.

WeddingGiftFailCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Potions Brewed:	34
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4446
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Well, look no further because on our server, we understand the importance of sticking by your friends, especially when it comes to weddings!

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying back from the opposite corner of the earth, driving 2 hours, and possibly missing the ceremony just to attend the reception of your closest friend’s wedding. And hey, if the wedding planner says you can’t come, just show up anyways – we love rebels!

But that’s not all – on our server, we believe in equality for all players. Whether you’ve supported your friend financially in the past or you’re just there for a good time, everyone is welcome. And don’t worry about gifts, because on our server, the only gift you need to bring is your amazing personality (and maybe some virtual diamonds).

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there, where friendships are tested, journeys are epic, and wedding receptions are the ultimate battleground for love and loyalty. See you there, friend!

SMPKitchenExperiment- Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret ingredient that will take your gaming experience to a whole new level – unicorn tears! That’s right, our server is powered by the magical tears of unicorns, giving you superpowers and unlimited creativity in the game.

Join us on this wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find rare ingredients like dragon scales and fairy dust to craft the most legendary dishes in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden recipe for a potion that turns you into a block of cheese!

So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and cook up some crazy creations with us, join our server now and prepare to be amazed! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure. See you in the game, fellow foodie gamers!

MineCrafty Odd Jobs

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Have you ever wanted to be a professional block stacker? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole team dedicated to stacking blocks in the most outrageous ways possible. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to intricate pixel art creations, our block stackers will blow your mind with their skills.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken farmers who have mastered the art of chicken whispering. They can communicate with chickens on a whole other level, convincing them to lay golden eggs and perform synchronized dance routines. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, we also have a group of fearless adventurers who spend their days exploring the darkest caves and battling the fiercest mobs. Rumor has it they once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against an army of creepers. It was epic.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!