Reduction MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockCraft: Heart Attack Reduction

Sotagliflozin, medication, Kidney disease, Prevention, placebo

OMG u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, it’s like taking a magical potion that reduces ur chances of heart attacks and strokes by 23%!!! It’s like ur character in the game becomes invincible, like a superhero with superpowers! Forget about mining for diamonds, just pop a pill and u’ll be unstoppable in the virtual world! Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior with the power of Sotagliflozin medication! Your enemies won’t know what hit them, cuz u’ll be too busy slaying dragons and saving the virtual world from destruction! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a Minecraft legend!

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CraftyFlightz

North America, restrictions, US, economic impact, Canadian airlines

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AIR CANADA BUT BETTER BECAUSE WE DON’T CUT FLIGHTS, WE CUT BLOCKS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE SKY, BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN. WESTJET MIGHT FOLLOW US, BUT WHO CARES WHEN YOU CAN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT MADNESS? FLY HIGH WITH US AND LET YOUR IMAGINATION SOAR TO NEW HEIGHTS. YOLO, AMIRITE?

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VeggieCraft: Hot Flash Reduction

minimizing, effective strategy, Reduce, diet, Consumption

so, like, u know how u get them hot flashes and u just wanna scream cuz u feel like ur on fire? well, dis server is like the magic potion to make it all go away. just by playing on dis server, u can reduce them hot flashes and feel cool as a cucumber. it’s like a spa day for ur body, but in Minecraft form. join now and say goodbye to hot flashes forever! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on the server that only the chosen ones can find? yeah, u definitely wanna be a part of that action. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and start living that hot flash-free life!

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MineCraftySiesta37.5

spain, Government, legislation, productivity, reduction

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

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Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

Prevention, socially active, Risk, Five years., neurodegenerative disease

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

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Pixel University – Stay Alive Server

University of Michigan, Server, high internet access, study findings, Covid-19

yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da pandemic is shook! we got dat high-speed broadband connection dat be savin lives out here, fam. like fr, u join dis server and u basically invincible against da rona.

we got stats dat show counties wit high internet access had like 48%-53% fewer new covid deaths. like bruh, u wanna stay alive and keep playin minecraft? den dis da place to be. plus, we got all da crazy builds and minigames u could ever want. trust me, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there. so come join us and let’s conquer da minecraft world together! #broadbandforlife #minecraftsaviors

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Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers

effects, extreme poverty, Brazils, 95% CI, mortality

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

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Illegal Breasts Reduction Minecraft SMP

mental health, health risks, societal expectations, breasts, gender equality

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we believe that breasts reduction should be illegal! Why would anyone want to cut off their precious assets when other women would pay a fortune to have them? We’re all about embracing your curves and rocking those big ol’ tatas!

And don’t even get us started on high heels – who needs ’em when you can strut your stuff in blocky pixelated fashion? We’re all about keeping it real and having a blast in our virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come join us on our server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes, and where the only thing getting reduced is the amount of time you spend not playing with us! Who needs “muh health reasons” when you can have a hilarious time with us? Let’s get building, mining, and laughing our way through this crazy adventure together!

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Pain Reduction System

Pain processing, gender studies, Pain, Gender norms, gender biology

hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

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LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

alternative materials, environmental impact, Sustainable development, Co2, Innovative

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

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