| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5676 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 486758 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 228 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Star Shards Collected: | 65 |
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 2442 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 366 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2783 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 2024 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6536 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2597 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4502 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8135 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2714 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).
But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?
So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6367 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.
But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!
