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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9499 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 95 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
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