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RedstoneQueen SMP
Hey gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so epic, even Mother Nature herself is getting in on the action. That’s right, every month we have a special event where the entire server is flooded with redstone dust to simulate a period! It’s a bloody good time, trust us. So come join us and experience the ultimate redstone extravaganza! -
YnotYoloCraft5000
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and the letter Y! Join us and get ready to stockpile 5000 yaks, yoyos, yellow submarines, and yodeling villagers!But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Yeti King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of yams! And rumor has it that deep in the mines, you can find a secret portal to the land of Yodas, where you can trade your excess yaks for lightsabers and Jedi training.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the letter Y in all its glory!
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BirdFluVax Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like the first in the world to start bird flu vaccinations for humans, but, like, in Minecraft! Imagine, you can protect yourself from those pesky bird flu germs while building your dream castle or exploring the vast lands of the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you get vaccinated in-game, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot feathers out of your hands. Join now and become the ultimate bird flu warrior in the Minecraft universe! -
DroneDestructionMC
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can unleash their inner Ukrainian soldier and take down 120 drones in a strike on a Russian UAV training center? It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs and bullets. Join us and show off your mad drone destroying skills while building epic bases and battling it out with other players. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so intense it could start an international incident? Come join the chaos and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world of blocky warfare! -
EggcellentGenerations
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, JUST LIKE HOW WOMEN ARE BORN WITH ALL THEIR EGGS ALREADY INSIDE THEM! JOIN THIS SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE MIRACLE OF LIFE IN MINECRAFT! BUILD A HOUSE, RAISE A FAMILY, AND WATCH AS YOUR GRANDKIDS POP OUT OF YOUR DAUGHTER’S BELLY! ONLY ON THIS SERVER, WHERE REALITY IS STRANGER THAN FICTION! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WITNESS THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH IN BLOCKY FORM! -
NeutronStarMergeCraft
Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! We be simulating the last moments before neutron stars merge up in here. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, we got diamond armor that’s so shiny it blinds ya, we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide before they explode, and we even got a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! So what are ya waiting for? Come join the madness and witness the epicness of neutron stars merging in Minecraft form! -
Lord Nation
factions survival minigames skyblock creative economy pvp roleplay towny parkour adventure prison pixelmon skywars kitpvp vanilla factions buildbattle factions smp, Survival, LifeSteal, PvPWelcome to the LordNation Network. this server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a hypixel server experience.
LordNation.cbu.net:25669
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GL Midnights SMP
We’ve migrated to a brand new server with bigger ram! 12GB! Anyway, this is an SMP with unlimited homes, TPA system, money, shop, etc. come join now!!
new.play.glmidnight.co.uk
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Tearmoon Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old princesses with no curves and no drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the flat-chested princess is the star of the show! Watch as she navigates through the world of blocky adventures, facing off against evil mobs and building epic castles with her itty bitty hands. Will she finally get her own season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a single episode of this wild ride! Join now for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life! -
OpinionCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most pixelated Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why settle for high resolution graphics when you can join our server and embrace the beauty of 720p?Join us and witness the glory of building blocky masterpieces in stunning 1080p on your laptop. Who needs fancy shaders and realistic textures when you can have the simplicity of 1440p on your PC?
And don’t even get us started on our TV viewing experience. Say goodbye to crystal clear images and hello to the pixelated paradise of 4k on your TV screen. It’s like stepping back in time to the early days of Minecraft, but with a hilarious twist!
So why wait? Join our server today and revel in the low-res goodness that will have you laughing all the way to the pixelated bank!