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  • Welcome to the Crumpton SMP: Modded Edition! Where you can craft, build, chat, and be yourself. Just don’t ask about the voice chat…

    Welcome to the Crumpton SMP: Modded Edition! Where you can craft, build, chat, and be yourself. Just don’t ask about the voice chat…

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    Crumpton SMP Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Crumpton SMP Minecraft Server

    Join here https://discord.gg/mCJHgZCY

    (people are rarely denied)

    Server Info:

    Crumpton SMP is a NEW modded survival server. Crumpton is the name of our group of friends who have made many different servers together before. Crumpton is our biggest and greatest creation yet.

    At long last, the Crumpton Crew (Official) Minecraft Survival Server is here! Being a Create-based modded extravangansa, we believe “the more the merrier” in building an exciting and active community for content creation alongside casual play! The Create Mod is a major part of our modpack.

    Our custom modpack includes additions which bring a lively and exciting new take on the SMP format. With additions that add to features like:

    • Redstone
    • Farming
    • Cooking
    • Building
    • Weather
    • Transport
    • Economy
    • Fishing
    • Mining
    • Exploring
    • …and more!

    If you play on Java and have any interest in Mods OR Minecraft, join today and get involved in our brimming little world!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    Is the server modded?Yes, it is a modded survival server with a custom modpack.
    What is the Create Mod?The Create Mod is a major part of our modpack, adding new features to the game.
    How can I join the server?Join by using the discord link provided above. People are rarely denied access.
    What kind of features does the modpack add?The modpack adds various features related to redstone, farming, cooking, building, weather, transportation, economy, fishing, mining, exploring, and more.
    Can I play on the server if I use Java edition?Yes, the server is compatible with Java edition players.

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  • Brand 1.21 Server: No smp, only whitelisted but hey, you’re invited!

    Brand 1.21 Server: No smp, only whitelisted but hey, you’re invited!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server TypeVanilla 1.21 SMP
    FocusBuilding and PvP
    Join UsDiscord Server

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, please click on the Discord Server link provided above, where you will find all the information on how to join the server.

    2. What are the rules of the server?

    The rules of the server are listed on the Discord server. Please make sure to read and understand them before joining.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server. Just make sure they follow the rules and guidelines set by the server.

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  • YessirBox

    YessirBox

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    – Box – Lifesteal – Dupe Fun, Join in on the action today with our active community.

    yessirboxx.minehut.gg

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  • Turnabout Vanilla SMP: Where we try to be like Hermitcraft, but it usually ends in chaos

    Turnabout Vanilla SMP: Where we try to be like Hermitcraft, but it usually ends in chaos

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    Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

    FocusBuilding a community and having fun
    FeaturesWhitelisted server, protection against griefing and stealing, end event completed, shopping district for economy, building and redstone focused
    Join Discordhttps://discord.gg/9ebEWecC

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    Is the server whitelisted?Yes, Turnabout is a whitelisted server to ensure safety and security for all players.
    Are there protections against griefing and stealing?Yes, the server has measures in place to prevent griefing and stealing, allowing players to enjoy their builds and items without worry.
    What is the focus of the server?Turnabout is a building and redstone focused server, where players can unleash their creativity and showcase their skills in construction.
    What events or activities are available on the server?The server recently had an end event, opening up the end for players to explore. A shopping district is also being set up for players to engage in the economy.
    How can I join the community?Interested players can join the Discord server for more information and to connect with other members: https://discord.gg/9ebEWecC

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  • MachoCraft

    MachoCraft

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    Brand new community, with a fresh world and more servers on the way!

    Use /discord in-game to join our Discord.

    We offer playtime ranks and do our best to provide a lag-free experience.

    Join us today!

    65.108.235.242

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  • Arkonius.de

    Arkonius.de

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    We are a Minecraft CityBuild server based on a plot system, which has been extended by jobs and many unique features.

    CityBuild – PlotWelt: Our CityBuild system is based on a plot system with standard commands such as /plot auto, /plot help and /plot flag. As soon as you have got your own plot with /plot auto, you can edit it with commands such as /plot flag, /plot rand & /plot biom. All plot commands are 100% available to you even as a player without a special rank. You can get another plot every 5 hours of your playing time.

    Features: Starting with moving trains in the center of the spawn that can take you to all the jobs, there are many small commands like /armorstand, /itemframe or /post that give you many opportunities to lead a very creative CityBuild life. While /armorstand can be used to give arms to armor stands, for example, you can use /post to buy a mailbox and thereby receive mail or items via your plot. While these and many other commands can be used without limits even without a certain rank, with many ranks you get additional commands like /qrcode and /skullchest to make your build even better. There is also a moon and Mars as well as 2 other planets that can be reached with rockets from our spaceport (/planets). In addition to these basic features, we also offer extensions for Redstone. For example, you can use /technik to create automatic doors, have funnels filter items or add security “face scanners” to your Redstone doors. Additionally, there are robots (/robot) that can help you run farms on your plot.

    arkonius.de

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  • Redstone Research Institute Minecraft Server

    Redstone Research Institute Minecraft Server

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    come join our minecraft server where we have more fire than a russian electronics research institute near moscow! except no one dies here, just lots of fun and explosions! our server is so lit, it literally sets the standard for hotness. we have crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and make you question reality. join us and see why our server is the hottest place to be in the minecraft universe. just be careful not to get burned by all the excitement!

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  • Crimson Valley Network

    Crimson Valley Network

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    If Your New Here, Then You Might Be Wondering What Is CVN? It’s A Network That Continues To Develop & Expand. CVN’s Main Part Is It’s Well Developed Skygen. If Your New To Skygen’s, Their A Type Of Server That Came From Bedrock Realms. Which We Brought To Java! We Made Sure To Develop The Skygen With All The Major Features. While Improving The Skygen’s Gameplay & Adding Better Features Than Previous Skygen’s. Join Us Today!

    play.crimsonvalleynetwork.com

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  • Server26: Where older players unite to build, chat, and drink potions – no reset since 2015! LGBTQ+ Friendly!

    Server26: Where older players unite to build, chat, and drink potions – no reset since 2015! LGBTQ+ Friendly!

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    Overview
    We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen active players and we are looking for more! Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible (for a public server). The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading. Everything on the map was built and farmed in survival.
    Map: https://map.server26.net/
    Discord: https://server26.net/discord
    Gameplay
    This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as piston bolts or blue ice highways. The spawn city is protected. Areas there are released for community builds. Megabases welcome. Leave for months, pick right up where you left.
    Specs & Plugins
    Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. For land claiming we use GriefPrevention, which lets you protect areas you selected with a golden shovel. Additionally, we have some datapacks and tweaks like Ghasts don’t break blocks, craftable Enchanted Golden Apples, and more.

    FAQ:

    1. Is there a minimum age limit to join the server?

    Yes, the server is 18+ only. Please be 18 or older to join.

    2. Are there any donation perks or advantages for paying real money?

    No, there are no donation perks or advantages. You cannot buy “power” for real money on this server.

    3. Can players trade with each other on the server?

    Yes, player trading via signs is allowed. There are no admin shops on the server.

    4. Are there any warps or /tpa commands available on the server?

    No, there are no warps or /tpa commands available. Players have to walk or set up infrastructure for travel.

    5. Will the world ever reset on the server?

    No, the world will never reset on the server. Players can focus on long term projects without worrying about losing progress.

    6. Can players protect their builds on the server?

    Yes, players can protect their areas using the GriefPrevention plugin with a golden shovel to claim and protect their builds.

    7. Is there a community on the server for players to interact with?

    Yes, there is a close-knit community on the server with events, help from staff and other players, and a Hermitcraft-like shop area for trading.

    8. What are the server rules?

    The server rules can be found at https://server26.net/rules. TL;DR: Be reasonable and don’t be a dick.

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  • AussieSMP: Where kangaroos mine diamonds and koalas build epic bases! 1.20.4+ Java/Bedrock server with Discord

    AussieSMP: Where kangaroos mine diamonds and koalas build epic bases! 1.20.4+ Java/Bedrock server with Discord

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    IPmc.aus.gg
    Server LocationSydney, Australia

    Discord invite link:

    https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord

    Apply here:

    https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

    AussieSMP

    The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. That being said we are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!

    The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.

    If you are wanting to have a ‘pure vanilla’ experience, this server probably won’t be for you as it has some teleport commands and an economy backed by diamonds, but if you’re interested in that, then this server might be a good choice for you (and your friends!).

    The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia, meaning if you are in Australia or New Zealand you’ll have a low latency to the server. If you are from somewhere else in the world you are also welcome to join us, just keep in mind that your latency might be a bit higher than the rest of the people on the server and players might not be active while you are on because of timezone differences.

    Features:

    • The server is running the latest version so you can enjoy all the new features of the most recent update of Minecraft.
    • Many other survival servers modify various game mechanics, one of the main aims of this server is to not change too much of the Vanilla mechanics such as how entities act, villagers, terrain generation etc.
    • A decently sized shopping area that is filled with player created shops that promotes a feeling of community and helps players easily trade between each other. Players use diamonds as currency within these shops to trade for other items/blocks.
    • Getting out of spawn and into new lands is easy with the use of a random teleport command which can be accessed by right-clicking the NPC at spawn or by typing /rtp…

    Rules

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. Absolutely no griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits (this includes xray!)
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded or added
    9. Please use common sense!

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  • NotSoGratefulEatsMC

    NotSoGratefulEatsMC

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    The Mushroom Casserole Cataclysm: A Command Block Conspiracy

    Step Right Up, Enter the Culinary Abyss! 🚀🌌

    Welcome, brave soul, to the Mushroom Casserole Cataclysm, a realm where domestic disputes erupt into epic quests for survival (and taste). Ever wondered what happens when culinary art meets the tyranny of picky palates? Here, the stakes are high, and the soup is suspicious. Here, our beloved meals are not merely meals; they are a battleground for gastronomic supremacy!

    Join the War of Taste! 🥄💣

    • Home Cook Wars: Witness your chef-wielding friends and family rally and strategize around the dining table, risking their culinary reputations with every casserole they conjure!
    • Mushroom Minions: These fearsome fungi have taken on a life of their own, sowing discontent among the ranks of the picky eaters. Can you face them—or will you sneak away with just a tiny spoonful?
    • Gratitude Armor: Equip this shiny shield of appreciation, even when your tummy rumbles in silent protest. Will it repel unwanted struggles or escalate the chaos? Only time will tell!

    Features of the Unsettled Kitchen:

    FeatureDescription
    Casserole CombatEngage in fierce debates over suspicious ingredients lurking in the shadows.
    Stealth SamplingHow small can your portion be before anyone notices? Master the art!
    Conspiratorial CookingConcoct theories about why certain dishes are served and who benefits from them.
    Whispering WiferyFeel the chill as your spouse surveys your plate, amusedly critiquing your food choices!
    Service à la SneakStrategize your after-hours snack runs before the “Mushroom Misery” reappears!

    Legends Whispered in the Shadows 🌪️🗣️

    Rumor has it this server was banned in 12 realms for its audacious takes on cuisine. The great Casserole Incident of 2023 left players clamoring for survival, evolving from just pickiness to visceral gastronomic warfare.

    “Feast or Famine” has become a rallying cry as whispers of mushroom conspiracies permeate the stacks of chests filled with secret ingredients. Can you decipher what the casserole really means?

    FAQ: Inquiries from the Edge of Reason

    • Q: Why are there mushrooms in everything? A: Because logically, they might be the secret to ultimate power—become one with the fungus!

    • Q: Is it really that serious? A: Who knows?! But the vibrations in the pixelated air suggest something is amiss.

    • Q: What happens if I don’t eat the casserole? A: Perhaps a rift opens, releasing the dreaded Casserole Spirits. Or you might just get ignored.

    The Hidden Dangers of Culinary Commitment 🍽️😱

    Beware, adventurers of the table! Subtlety can betray you! Your smaller portions might invoke the wrath of the Mushroom Guardians. They feed mercilessly on guilt and apprehension, and will haunt your cooking adventures forever. Are you bold enough to face the unexpected consequences of your culinary choices?

    Testimonials from the Fallen Beings of the Server:

    "I innocently dodged the casserole, but now my mount wails of mushroom hauntings!—Anonymous Stubborn Eater”

    "The cooking here is an art form… if art were made of fear and tiny portions.—Dungeon Chef Emeritus"

    Join Us… If You Dare! 🔥👽

    Strap on your trusty apron and join the Mushroom Casserole Cataclysm today! Unleash your inner picky eater, forge strange alliances, and craft delusions of culinary grandeur. Who knows? You might just find the next legendary dish—or succumb to the chaos of the casserole and become one with the soggy, mushroom-laden abyss!

    Will you navigate the treacherous waters of family feuds over casserole? Join now…if you feel brave enough to face dinner time chaos and mushroom-infused drama!

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  • Minecraft: Blocky Crushes Only

    Minecraft: Blocky Crushes Only

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    🌍 Welcome to the most mind-blowingly epic Minecraft server ever—yes, we’re talking about the place where blocky dreams become wild, pixelated realities! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of outrageous adventures and ridiculous antics that will leave you questioning your very existence in the Minecraft universe! 🤪

    🔥 Reason #1: The Legend of the Bathrobe Bandit 🔥 Join us to unravel the tale of the Bathrobe Bandit—a mysterious player who once stole ALL the diamond blocks while wearing nothing but a bathrobe and a party hat! Rumor has it he was inspired by extreme relaxation techniques. Players often report feeling both horrified and giggly just thinking about it. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth?

    🦖 Reason #2: Dinosaur Tea Parties ☕ Ever wanted to sip chamomile tea with a T-Rex? Well, on our server, it’s totally a thing! We’ve created a magical modded biome where dinosaurs gather every Sunday for high tea, complete with tiny hats and fancy sandwiches. Don’t miss your chance to ask them about the Jurassic age while they sip classily from their dino-sized teacups!

    💔 Reason #3: The Deeply Emotional Cactus 🌵 Prepare to be moved by the story of Gary the Cactus, who felt rejected because no one wanted to hug him. Join us as we construct a therapeutic garden where players can sit down and have heartfelt discussions with this prickly friend. Don’t be surprised if you end up shedding a tear or two as you help Gary find his purpose in a “thistle-pressing” world.

    🧙‍♂️ Reason #4: The Wizard’s Love Potion Gone Wrong 💘 This server isn’t just about mining and crafting; it’s about chaos. Our resident wizard once brewed a love potion so potent that it caused mobs to fall passionately in love with players—yes, you read that right! Prepare to have creepers serenade you with love ballads while skeletons attempt to win your heart with sweet (and slightly unhinged) pick-up lines. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and bizarre?

    🎉 Reason #5: Dance-Offs with Villagers 💃 Feeling groovy? Join us for the legendary villager dance-offs every Friday night, where we boogie under the pixelated stars! Witness villagers breakdance and moonwalk like there’s no tomorrow, all while you try to keep up with their questionable rhythm! Winners get a totally real trophy made of dirt blocks (it’s a big deal, we promise).

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us on the most utterly ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life—it’s time to build something legendary (like an intergalactic taco truck or a pyramid-shaped hotel for llamas). The only thing missing is you! 🏰✨

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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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    come join our minecraft server, where russia and australia are battling it out in a virtual world! build your own army of peacekeepers and face off against the might of mother russia! will you bring peace to ukraine or face the wrath of vladimir putin himself? join now for epic battles and grave consequences!

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  • CrabbyShellCraft

    CrabbyShellCraft

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the green crabs are invading and the tidal snails are fighting back with THICC shells! it’s a battle of epic proportions, like a real-life version of crab rave but with snails too!

    watch as the crabs try to take over the server but the snails are like “not today, crabby bois!” it’s a shell-shocking showdown that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    build your own snail fortress and defend against the crabby invaders, or join the crab army and try to take over the server for yourself! the choice is yours, but remember, the snails always have the last laugh!

    so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and join in on the wacky, wild, and totally absurd battle between crabs and snails! it’s a shell of a good time, guaranteed!

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  • Call Me Kevin Minecraft Server IP & How to Join

    Call Me Kevin Minecraft Server IP & How to Join

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    Does Call Me Kevin Have a Minecraft Server?

    Call Me Kevin, a popular YouTuber known for his humorous gaming content, has sparked interest among fans regarding a possible Minecraft server. Players seek to join Kevin’s gaming world to connect and experience his unique gameplay style firsthand.

    Call Me Kevin’s Official Minecraft Server

    As of now, Call Me Kevin does not have an official Minecraft server. Fans have been eagerly waiting for this announcement, but thus far, Kevin has opted to keep his gaming experiences to video content rather than a server.

    Alternatives and Fan-Made Servers

    While an official server isn’t available, there are fan-made alternatives that capture the essence of Kevin’s humor and creativity. You can find community servers inspired by his gameplay, often filled with engaging mini-games and collaborative builds. Consider exploring platforms like Minecraft Server List or joining relevant Discord communities to discover these fan projects.

    Useful Next Steps

    For those looking to stay updated on any official announcements or similar content, keep an eye on Call Me Kevin’s official channels:

    Additionally, for an array of engaging Minecraft servers, check out:

    Stay tuned for any updates, as the growing demand for an official Call Me Kevin Minecraft server may eventually lead to one!

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  • ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

    ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

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    Server Overview

    Server IPplay.straightupminecraft.com
    Join us on Discordhttps://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

    About Straight Up:

    Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

    [🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.

    [💻] Stable server performance.

    [🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.

    [🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.

    [‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.

    [🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    Can I claim land or protect my builds?No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
    Are there world resets?No, the overworld has never been wiped since the server’s founding date.
    Is PvP allowed on the server?Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
    Are there any quality of life changes on the server?Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads by killing players and stopping phantoms from spawning by eating a cookie.
    Are there economy plugins on the server?No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server to maintain the vanilla Minecraft experience.

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  • Cultural Crossroads Adventures

    Cultural Crossroads Adventures

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    Join the Server Where Reality Breaks and Friends Become Shadows!

    Welcome, brave soul! Have you ever felt the universe tethered by a flimsy string of logic? Well, un-tether yourself and dive into the chaos of our Minecraft server, heralded as the greatest* (*or the worst, they say—what’s worse than the worst?!) server you’ll ever join! Here, the blocks shift when you turn away and time is just an illusion locked inside a cactus. Forget everything you know! Or don’t. Who even knows?

    FeatureDescription
    Invisible CreepersWhy waste time finding creepers when they can find YOU! Just like love, they are always there in the shadows, waiting.
    Time-Traveling Crafting TablesCraft your potions yesterday but use them tomorrow! Perfect for getting lost in the multiverse of despair.
    The Great Diamond ConspiracyDiamonds are secretly made of broccoli. Mine them and discover the taste of betrayal!
    Endless Nausea ModeBreathe! In this mode, everything spins forever—kind of like your sanity. Dare to join?
    Welcome Committee of LlamasEver been judged by a llama wearing a beret? Now’s your chance!

    FAQ Section: The Tangled Web of Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this server?

    A: The version that exists only in the whispering winds, possibly crafted by dimensional llamas guiding your fateful steps towards enlightenment… or just a lullaby.

    Q: Can I play with friends?

    A: Friends are just mirrors that reflect your deepest fears—use them or lose them. Who needs friends when paranoia is the ultimate companion?

    Q: Is this server community friendly?

    A: Community? More like a hive-mind of echolocation and spaghetti thoughts. Are you ready to be uplifted by your own existential dread?

    Random Quotes From the Abyss

    “Why are there so many asian girls with black guys?”

    “In a world where cow farts power the economy, nothing makes sense anymore.”

    “I remember the day my socks played chess with the fridge. It was glorious!”

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  • Crafting Without a Wedding Gift

    Crafting Without a Wedding Gift

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    The Wedding Conundrum: A Crafting Server of Cosmic Chaos

    Welcome, brave souls and bewildered wanderers! Step into The Wedding Conundrum, a Minecraft server where familial ties warp into pixelated absurdity and every block is a potential weapon in the War of Reconciliation. Here things are seldom what they seem: is it love, or is it a ritualistic trap designed by time-traveling ex-husbands? The line between heartwarming and horrifying blurs like a glitch in the Matrix!


    Introduction: Love in the Time of Chaos

    Gather ‘round, ye who dare to tread this pixelated landscape! Here, in this realm of chaotic unions, your cousin’s ex-husband may very well be your next best friend—or enemy? Why, the mere act of attending a wedding without a gift is akin to brazenly flirting with the very fabric of space-time! Attend this reception, but beware! Unintentional gifts might come leaping at you like lovelorn creepers.


    Features That Defy Explanation

    • Duplicated Dilemmas: Traverse the Wedding Isle laden with riches and duplicates. Gather "gifts" from the matrix of former unions; will you trade a wedding ring for powdered sugar, or is it a forbidden item from a past life?
    FeatureDescription
    The Giftless GambitAttend weddings without a gift—risk the wrath of Gift Monsters! Will you emerge unscathed?
    Reconciliation ArenaSettle scores in a PvP (Pixelated vs. Personal) duel to the death, or a handshake!
    Duplicated InventoryYour loot is already doubled! Can you craft a new invention from heartbreak?
    The Ex-Husband Event HorizonGlitch into the realm where all ex-spouses congregate—dodge their questions while crafting your escape!

    Unexpected Testimonials

    “I showed up without a gift, a sharp-eyed Gift Goblin nearly sucked me into a void of eternal awkwardness!" — UselessPlayer42

    “You think fighting the Ender Dragon is tough? Try explaining to Aunt Karen why you’re here without an epic wedding taco bar.” — MC_Fighting_Mirth


    Conspiracies Hidden Beneath Wedding Bells

    Rumors swirl about the Great Giftless Conspiracy:

    • Those who attend sans present are said to join the ranks of a shadowy Giftless Brotherhood—a faction believed to disrupt the very essence of matrimonial bliss across all biomes.
    • Some claim that this server was banned in 12 parallel dimensions, for it poses a dire question: can love truly conquer the chaos, or is it merely a construct to keep the underworld’s currency thriving?

    But what is the truth? Dare to join and find out!


    Secret Features to Keep You Guessing

    • The Phantom Ex-Registry: Afraid of seeing your own ex on the server? Good luck! Every corner holds echoes of past relationships morphing into alternate civilizations where nothing is as it was.

    • Unravel the ‘What Ifs’: Spin the cosmic wheel of hypotheticals—will you craft the perfect excuse to leave mid-ceremony? Roll the dice and brace for chaos as each outcome reveals darker secrets.

    A Call to Action (If You Dare)

    Join our server to plunge into the hazardous blend of love, heartbreak, and the dread of attending without an obligatory casserole! Here, the only currency is the absurdity of existence—will you skate through the flames of familial insanity, or will you be lost forever in the labyrinth of marital entanglements?

    Beware, brave wanderer: in The Wedding Conundrum, not all returns lead to rekindled love, and not all gifts are given freely. Will you become one with the chaos, or will you perish in the great void of social awkwardness?

    Dare you accept the wedding invitation? Join us… if you can find the entrance.

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  • Block Wars: Rich vs Poor Craft

    Block Wars: Rich vs Poor Craft

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    🌍🏰 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server of all time! Why join us, you ask? Let me hit you with a couple of absurdly hilarious reasons that’ll have you crafting your way to glory faster than a creeper can blow up your house! 💥✨

    1. Epic Resource Wars: Ever wondered what would happen if the ender dragon’s hoard of emeralds somehow ended up in the hands of a pig? Well, we’ve got a legendary tale for you! Join us as we battle it out in the “Rich vs. Poor” arena, where piggy banks just might hold the key to your fortune—if you can defeat the Pigs of Wealth first! 🐖💰

    2. The Great Block Party: Complain about the state of your block? Let’s throw a block party! Swing pickaxes and party like it’s 1999 while gathering resources from every corner of the server! Rumor has it, if you place a cake on the stage during the festivities, a magical unicorn will show up to give you infinite diamonds. I mean, who wouldn’t want to bring joy to a mythical creature? (Disclaimer: unicorns may not exist, but the cake is definitely real!) 🍰🦄

    3. Giant Creeper Conspiracy: Do you believe in the theory that the government has been infiltrated by… CREEPERS? Join our secret society of Minecraftians hunting down “The Exploder’s Club,” a krew of creepers set on thwarting our foundation of democracy (or whatever it is we build in Minecraft)! The reward? A secretly coded book that gives you a lifetime supply of TNT! (Just don’t blow up too much… or do. We’re not here to judge!) 🎆😱

    4. Relationship Therapy with Villagers: Tired of breaking your pickaxe while digging for love? Dive into the VALLEY OF VILLAGERS where they hold the key to understanding relationships in Minecraft! Participate in their “Date Night” events, where they trade love potions for emeralds! From steamy creeper romance to the complicated love triangle of two villagers fighting over a single pumpkin pie, we’ve got the drama you crave! 🥧💘

    5. End Game Theories: Are you ready for some mind-blowing lore? Join our quest to uncover why the Ender Dragon really despises every player! It’s all about a bad experience in an ancient realm where a mystical pickaxe was wielded by a peasant with a chip on his shoulder! Team up with your friends to rewrite history and, who knows, you might just stumble upon an ancient enchantment that turns cobblestone into wifi—yes, you heard it right, a wi-fi stone! 📡🪓

    So, if you’re ready for a server where insanity meets creativity—join us for the ride of your pixelated life! Adventure awaits, and we’re pretty sure you’ll have some legendary ‘porkchop’ moments! 🥓✨

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  • UkraineCraft Server – Build Walls, Not Cutoffs!

    UkraineCraft Server – Build Walls, Not Cutoffs!

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    so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. it’s like a crazy fantasy land on steroids, man. and get this, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. it’s lit, fam.

    and like, the best part is, we got this super rare block that can only be found in our server. it’s called the “dabstone” and if you find it, you become the king of the server. everyone bows down to you and you get a crown made out of diamonds. it’s like, totally epic.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet panda that can do backflips and breakdance? yeah, he’s like the coolest panda in all of Minecraft. you gotta see it to believe it, man.

    so like, if you wanna have the time of your life and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the madness, bro!

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