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PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Towns Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	87	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	2350

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	151	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

AmmoBlast, ammunition depot, defense strategy, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strike, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Star Shards Collected:	76	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!

CraftyCoupRus

alleged, armenia, Arrests, collaboration, Conspiracy, coup plot, CraftyCoupRus, destabilization, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, intelligence agencies, internal threats, investigation, Military, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, Treason, Uncover

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Farms Harvested:	158
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Alien Abductions:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Items Found:	6701

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!

Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8161	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4582
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!