On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious little one from unwanted visitors, like your mother-in-law who just can’t seem to stay away. Create a daycare in Minecraft where only you have the power to decide who gets to interact with your baby.
Don’t worry about fully grown women disrupting your daycare routine – on our server, you’re the boss! Plus, you can spend as much awake time with your virtual baby as you want, without any interference from pesky in-laws.
Join now and build a world where jealousy and frustration don’t exist – unless it’s jealousy over who has the coolest Minecraft daycare, of course!
oh, and get this, one time a creeper tried to blow up our castle but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.
also, we have this mini game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. it’s intense, bro.
so, like, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. yeah, that’s right, FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? come join now!
Picture this: Russia is running out of tanks to feed into the Ukrainian meat grinder. That’s right, tanks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tanks for you to ride around in and cause chaos on the battlefield.
Join our server and become a tank-driving, meat-grinding legend! Build your own base, form alliances, and dominate the competition. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Name | Crankshafted |
|---|---|
| Type | Private SMP |
| Website | http://crankshafted.com |
A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.
A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.
A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.
A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.
Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?
Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?
So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?
But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!