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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7746 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Just like the bride who hired a bouncer to enforce her black tie dress code, we have our own virtual bouncer who will kick you out if you don’t show up in your best diamond ensemble. We don’t care if you’re a redstone-loving redneck or a creeper in a suit, you better be sparkling in diamond or you’re outta here!
And if you think you can play the “autism” card like the BIL in this story, think again. We don’t discriminate based on sensory overload, but we do discriminate based on fashion faux pas. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where the only thing more epic than the builds is the dress code drama!