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NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ores Mined:	1497	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7688	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	5765

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ores Mined:	8374
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	108

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	5011	Secret Passages Found:	7

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Zombie Dances:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ores Mined:	4636	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

#excruciating, accident, Agony, anguish, cause, discomfort, Distress, emotional, Experience, hurt, Incident, injury, INTENSE, long-lasting, MOMENTS, OuchCraft, PAINFUL, Physical, smp, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, Unbearable, worst pain

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Farms Harvested:	662	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!