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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9945 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7562 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
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