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But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground catgirl cult that worships the almighty Nagatoro herself. Gain access to exclusive cat ears and tail cosmetics to show off your devotion to the queen of teasing.
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a mischievous enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players by teleporting them into a pit of lava. It’s all in good fun, right? And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a hidden dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows.
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But wait, there’s more! Meet Mint Fantome, the master of madness, and Pomu Rainpuff (who may have graduated, but her spirit lives on in our hearts and minds).
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary LOOT GOBLIN, a mischievous creature who steals all your precious loot and hides it in a secret dungeon. Will you be able to outsmart the LOOT GOBLIN and reclaim your treasures? Only time will tell!
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๐ฅ Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, fear not! On our server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted suit of armor! ๐
๐ Our latest update includes a 6* Sniper named Fiammetta, who can shoot fireballs out of her eyes! ๐ฅ๐ And don’t forget about Caster Passenger, who can summon flying pigs to do his bidding! ๐ทโจ
๐งโโ๏ธ Join us for our epic Witch Feast event, where Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain will battle it out in a magical showdown! โจ๐ฎ
๐ But wait, there’s more! In our CN content, you can recruit a Defender named Penance who can turn enemies into fluffy bunnies with a wave of his hand! ๐ฐ๐ฅ And don’t miss out on the Babel event, where Guard Odda will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot! ๐๐ฐ
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