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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8353 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. And get this, we all wear matching pink tutus and dance to Taylor Swift songs. It’s so random and hilarious, you won’t believe it!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a pet chicken named Gerald who can do backflips and solve complex math problems. Yeah, you heard me right. A math genius chicken. It’s insane, I know.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and chaotic Minecraft SMP server and experience all the craziness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #ChickenMathGeniusFTW🐔🤓