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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4053 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 116 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
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Oh, and did we mention the final boss? DTCC with 60T USD, ready to pay up if Citadel becomes insolvent. It’s like a real-life video game showdown!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the shenanigans begin. Just remember, always sneed hedgies.