Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers that fall apart when things get tough? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough!
Imagine this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of creepers start a flash mob dance party! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the mobs can’t resist busting a move.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?
So why join our server, you ask? Because we’re not just any old Minecraft server, we’re a party waiting to happen! Come join the fun and see for yourself why everyone is raving about us. And remember, disco never dies on our server!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where Dim and Georgie have put their past lives as international jewel thieves behind them and are now running the most chaotic and hilarious server you’ve ever seen.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays actual diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even some diamond-encrusted poultry. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Our server is so lit that even Okita stonks are rising just from being associated with us.
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever possesses it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a herd of flying pigs armed with laser beams!
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Llama Unicorn. Ride into battle on its sparkly rainbow back and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.
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Join us if you want to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted llama or battling a horde of zombie chickens. Our spawn point is a disco party where the creepers bust a move and the skeletons do the floss.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest block tower, built entirely by a team of highly trained parrots. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where unicorns roam free and grant wishes to those who can find it.
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the moral message of the Fate franchise through the power of blocky adventures. Dive into a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to ride llamas into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and befriend a talking Enderman named Bob. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knows, you might just uncover the deep, philosophical meaning behind a game about building blocks and punching trees. It’s a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a Creeper costume.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Trump’s political career!
Join us and experience a world where Trump is building his own jail made out of diamond blocks and trying to escape before the next election. Will he succeed or will he be stuck in a cell made out of dirt blocks forever?
But that’s not all! Trump will also be hosting a dance-off with the Ender Dragon to win back the negro vote. Who knew that connecting with the community could be so fun and challenging at the same time?
So come on and join us for a server experience that’s more entertaining than Trump’s Twitter rants. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magic potions along the way!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of kino!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking you, and diamond armor that gives you the power to fly like a majestic eagle.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of beatboxing. And rumor has it that if you can find their secret hideout, they will teach you their ways and you’ll become the most feared beatboxing llama in all the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the kino madness for yourself!
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can BE SAKURA! That’s right, you can live out all your ninja dreams and even have a crush on Sasuke. But watch out, because on this server, Sasuke might just leave the village, commit terrorism, and try to kill you! But don’t worry, he’ll say sorry afterwards.
And if that’s not enough drama for you, how about marrying Sasuke in the end, only for him to leave you again for several years? Wtf, right? Why would Sakura marry her abuser? Well, on this server, anything can happen!
So come join us for a wild ride filled with ninja battles, love triangles, and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where the stakes are high and the adventures are wild!
Join us if you dare, but beware, if you don’t redeem your gift card, we may just have to send a pack of radscorpions to your house! Praise Dharma for your safety!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server may or may not have killed the parents of the woman you love in front of her in the most brutal way possible. But don’t worry, it was all because they were jealous of you! And now that woman is theirsex slave along with countless other women. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
So come on down to our server and forgive those who have wronged you in the most twisted ways possible. Let’s make some memories together that you’ll never forget (no matter how hard you try).
A 1.16+ Survival SMP with a small but friendly community! We have clans and the economy here is great! You can choose to pvp against other teams or just play peacefully! This server will have other minigames like skywars, bedwars etc. We will update it to 1.17 after the plugins are fully compatible.
Zonelessnetwork is a server filled with friendly people hard working staff and owners to keep the server clean and running great! we put this server together in a month its still in working process with a lot more gamemodes coming soon! we got eggwars and duels coming soon maybe with op bedwars and more! we hope you enjoy it we worked hard!
Welcome to Gardens MC! We are a friendly 1.19 server, focused on providing a unique survival experience!
We do not tolerate discrimination against religious belief, gender, age, race, or sexual orientation! Come join us today!
FEATURES:
Online Map || Custom Enchantments
Personal Isles
Every player is able to choose their own isle type, such as floral, tundra, tropical, and more! These are private worlds that only those you trust can explore and build in.
Farming & Fishing
We have our own farming and fishing systems to foster more interactive gameplay and a balanced economy.
Come and enjoy playing our HARDCORE SURVIVAL with limited lives to give more excitement to the gameplay! Come and have fun on this server with many more things!
What are you waiting for? Have fun!
Welcome to the zapsmp we have an amazing community and a helpful and kind staff join today!Make sure to read the SMP server rules in the discord server
Hello guys, we finally found time to work on server. We are working on it right now open is expected to be in couple of days we need to fix bugs add some new worlds, and best part of all of this we are working on our website so we can have ranks on server. We wish you guys happy holidays and we expect you all on open of the server!
