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KinoCraft SMP: The Kino Redefiners

artwork, Characters, Cinema, cinematography, DELAY, dialogue, Director, editing, film, jcnew, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, Plot, Post Production, production, Redefiners, redefines kino, Richie, script rewrite, smp, storytelling, update

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve redefined the term “kino” here – forget about boring old servers, this place is where the real fun happens.

Join us for insane adventures, like the time we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor. Or how about the time we built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether? Oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as creepers and pranked the admin by blowing up his house (don’t worry, we rebuilt it with obsidian).

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of crazy players who love to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Plus, rumor has it that the next batch of artwork being sent to Richie is going to be so epic, you won’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Democraft2020

Accountability, bipartisanship, campaign strategy, Communication, community engagement, constructive criticism, Democraft2020, democratic party, Diversity, electoral strategy, fundraising, grassroots organizing, Inclusivity, leadership, party unity, platform development, policy reform, Politics, progressive values, transparency, united states, voter outreach

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	66	Emeralds Found:	4515
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of democracy! Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a knack for making decisions based on who can spit the farthest.

If you’re looking for a party that knows how to have a good time, look no further! Our server is home to the world’s first ever dance-off debate, where candidates must bust a move to win votes.

And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets to be president for a day! So come on down to our server and see democracy in action – llama style!

FrenchWifeMCServer

court decision, court ruling, EU Court, european union, FEMINIST, French, FrenchWifeMCServer, gender equality, husband, legal precedent, legal rights, legal victory, marital rights, Marriage, marriage law, refused sex, relationship issues, sexual autonomy, sexual consent, wins appeal, WOMAN

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

so, like, this server is like a french woman who said NO to her husband and won in court, but in minecraft form, ya know? like, you can say NO to anything on this server and still come out on top! it’s like a rebellion against the norm, man. join us and be a part of the revolution! plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and stuff. it’s like a treasure hunt every day! come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

TruceCraft: Gaza Regroup-Gone Commander

Ceasefire, Commander, Conflict, Eliminated, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Politics, reappears, Regroup, RegroupGone, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Terrorism, Truce, TruceCraft, violence

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is, like, totally cray cray? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got, like, mobs that can do the cha cha slide and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. not to mention, our diamond ore spawns are off the charts! u’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time, yo.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where u can battle it out with other players in epic pvp matches. but watch out for the lava traps and hidden TNT cannons, they’ll blow ur mind!

plus, we have a special event where u can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. it’s like a real-life farmville meets call of duty, but with more bacon.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for urself. trust us, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by a dancing creeper, then maybe u will. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Crafty Language Land

cognition, cognitive processing, Communication, communication barriers, Crafty, Expression, filtered language, filtered thoughts, Interpretation, Land, Language, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistics, mental processes, Perception, Psychology, semantics, Syntax, Thoughts, Understanding, Words

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

hEY yOu! yES yOU! yOU wANNA hAVE tHE bEST tIME oF yOUR lIFE iN mINECRAFT? wELL cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER! wE hAVE pINK pONIES tHAT fLY aND sHOOT rAINBOWS oUT tHEIR bUTTS! yOU cAN bUILD a cASTLE mADE oF cANDY aND rULE oVER a kINGDOM oF uNICORNS! wE aLSO hAVE a sECRET tREASURE hIDDEN iN tHE dEEP dARK cAVES tHAT cAN oNLY bE fOUND bY dANCING lIKE a cHICKEN fOR 10 mINUTES sTRAIGHT! sO cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER aND hAVE tHE tIME oF yOUR lIFE!

CrazyCraft Hospital Adventure

“Youth, 2012, 2022, admissions, Adventure, children, concern, crazycraft, england, general acute medical wards, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospital, Hospitals, INCREASE, medical care, mental health, mental health crisis, mental illness, public health, statistics, trends, young people

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magic Items Found:	6609
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more kids than a candy store on Halloween! Our server is so lit, it’s like a hospital ward for mental health concerns but with way more fun and blocky adventures! Trust me, you ain’t seen nothing like it before! Join now and be part of the madness!

Eco Eden 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anon, Breed her, breeding fantasy, breeding kink, cuckold, curvy, Dominant, Eco, Eden, Encourage, Erotic, Hang, hotwife, impregnate, long tail, motivate, Naughty, Pump, saggy tits, taboo, Thick, Wife

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can breed animals to your heart’s content! We’re all about that thick, curvy livestock that will make you question reality. Just like those saggy tits that hang low, our server will have you pumping out offspring like there’s no tomorrow. So come on, anon, join us and let’s get breeding!

UpgradeMom60F-MCServer

bathroom, comfort, cost, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Headaches, hospital room upgrade, Illness, infection, insurance, Lounge, love, online classes, poor judgment, RELATIVES, REST, shared ward, single room, Support, UpgradeMom60FMCServer

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	5644	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate upgrade experience just like upgrading to a single room with a lounge in a hospital! Join us and experience the luxury of sleeping horizontally on a couch while your friends envy your lavish accommodations.

Our server is perfect for those who appreciate the finer things in life, just like upgrading to a private room in a hospital. Don’t settle for basic shared wards, treat yourself to the VIP experience on our server.

And if you ever need to clean up a trail to the bathroom or wash soiled clothes, don’t worry, we have virtual janitors for that. Say goodbye to embarrassing moments like the one in the hospital and hello to a world of luxury and comfort on our Minecraft server.

So come join us and upgrade your gaming experience to a whole new level. Because why settle for the basics when you can have the best, just like upgrading to a single room with a lounge.

SouviesRUs – Bday Edition

aita, Arcade, BDay, Birthday, bubble blower, cat, Edition, Gifts, grown ass adult, immature, inconsiderate, Kids, kids first, Mocked, partner, Prizes, scolded, Souvenir, SouviesRUs, TICKETS, Toys, vacation

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Emeralds Found:	6182	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of being judged for wanting a tiny cat bubble blower as a souvenir on your vacation? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things whimsical and fun! No more being called immature for wanting to embrace your inner child. Plus, we have a special cat-themed area where you can blow bubbles to your heart’s content without any judgment. So come join us and let your playful side shine!

LoreMasterMC SMP: The Legend of My Name

Account.., AliAs, Background, backstory, Character, Explanation, handle, History, Identity, legend, Lore, LoreMasterMC, Meaning, moniker, Nickname, ONLINE, Origin, Persona, smp, Story, Tag, Title, username

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Farms Harvested:	463	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! You gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got the craziest lore behind our usernames. Like, my username is “DiamondDude420” because I once found a diamond the size of a freakin’ watermelon and I smoked it like a joint. True story, bro!

And don’t even get me started on “CreeperQueen69” over here. She got her name because she once tamed a creeper and rode it like a majestic steed into battle. It exploded, but she survived because she’s a freakin’ queen, bro!

So if you wanna be part of the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, join us now! We got diamond joints, creeper queens, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Don’t miss out, bros!

$10K SpeechCraft

#speechcraft, 10k, Public speaking Speech topics Informative speeches $10

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away in the virtual world of our Minecraft server when suddenly, a mysterious figure appears out of nowhere and challenges you to give a one-hour speech on any topic of your choice. But here’s the catch – they’ll pay you $10,000 for your troubles!

Now, you might be thinking, “What kind of crazy server is this?” Well, let me tell you, this server is not your average Minecraft experience. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with enchanted loot, giant chickens that roam the land, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out quests for rare items.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and reward you handsomely for your knowledge and wit, look no further. Join us today and who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft speech champion!