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RedditMilitFailz SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	35	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Towns Built:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

Hostecki Krocani Survival

1.20.4, building, Buildings, Community, Development, Economy, Hostecki Krocani, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Players, Questing, Quests, Ranks, Server, Survival, Trade, Trading, Voteparty

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Animals Bred:	66	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

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Do you want to go back to the days when minecraft servers weren’t just about minigames and stuff like that?

Join us

Looking forward to see you!

Survival [1.20.4] Create amazing buildings, complete quests, trade with players and get new stuff added to our server! * Get to the 1st place in the economy! * Ranks * Voteparty and much more…

mc1.crew.sk:33333

🏵️ The MyZia SMP / Create Together!

Adult, Armor Stand Editor, Brainer Bees, Builds, classic, Community, Create Together, Creeper Healing, Decor Heads, Detailed, discord verification, Double Jump, Economy, Eye Spy, Gardener’s Dream, hermit craft, hermitcraft, Improved Signs, Lily Pads, long-term world, Longterm, Minecraft, No-Limits World, Old, Projects, Roleplay, Shops, Sit & Crawl, smp, Survival, Towns, Trust System, Unique Builds, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, Whitelist, Whitelisted, Zombie Proof Doors

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

🏵️ The MyZia SMP / Create Together! Minecraft Server

We Offer:

Simple vanilla gameplay.Long term world. (No resets)Adult owned and operated.Hermit-Craft-like trust system.Unique builds and projects.No-limits world for your creativity.A semi-roleplay aspect.A growing, welcoming community.Aesthetic Features:

Improved Signs.(Click through and keep NBT)

Sit & Crawl.(Sit anywhere, or on stair-chairs. Crawl in 1×1 holes!)

Decor Heads.(Purchase over 50,000 heads for a diamond each.)

Brainer Bees.(Smarter Bee AI.)

Gardener’s Dream.(Place any plant in any pot!)

Creeper Healing.(Unwanted explosions heal.)

Double Jump.(Jump, crouch and jump again!)

Through the lily pads, gently.(Push lilypads away, instead of breaking.)

Eye Spy(More spyglass features.)

Zombie Proof Doors(Zombies do not break doors.)

Armor Stand Editor(Edit armor stands to your liking.)

(There’s even more to see here)Background Server Features:

Whitelist Via Discord Verification(Use a simple one-time verification code to log in.)

No Chat Reports.(Players cannot report chat messages.)

Live web map.(View a world map in your browser.)

Voice Chat.(Optional using Simple Voice Chat.)

Functional build protection.**(No land claims but we can roll back grief.)

Your creations are protected by a special background block logging feature for anti-grief.

There are no land claiming features or flashy plugins.* (Build Protection includes but is not limited to: Sign Logging, Block Logging Entity Logging and Container Logging)** Player builds are not live-protected from interaction, however staff can undo grief at any time.

the.myzia.network

Crafty McLaughington’s Funhouse: ‘Alright, you win’

#youtube, ALRIGHT, channel, Community, CONTENT, Crafty, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, funhouse, Gaming, Interactive, Livestream, McLaughingtons, mori, Mori’s stream, ONLINE, streaming, Video, Watching, WIN, winning, wPXfKeWU2YE, you win, youtube live

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Votes:	8528	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us and you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden village where all the villagers speak in Shakespearean English.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special potion that turns your character into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. Imagine soaring through the skies, shooting rainbows at unsuspecting players below.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

E-Drone’s Den of Derp

black man, Den, Derp, E-drones, earned spot, edrones, feeling, woke points, wwe

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where e-drones are a thing of the past and black men earn their spots through sheer determination and skill! Unlike WWE, where woke points are handed out like candy, on our server, you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to prove yourself.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, where only the strongest survive. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, crazy stories, and non-stop laughter.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just another e-drone, but a true Minecraft warrior!

Snabbserver – Creative since 2011

2011, banner, boats, building, city, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Creative since 2011, Discord, discord server, English, France, Hosted, INFORMATION, International, Join, Minecraft, nation, Ocean, Old server, Palace, planetminecraft, Roleplay, Server, Ships, Snabbserver

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9163	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

We are the Snabbserver Community, mostly enjoying Minecraft on our old server.

Please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/gKjb9ScH7J for more information !

Please note that even though this server is hosted in France, it is international and we speak english at all times.

snabbserver.serveminecraft.net

RidgePvP 1.19-1.20.4 FFA KitPvP OPEN BETA | NO P2W | SKILLS | QUESTS | RANKS

1.19, 1.20.4, Ffa, KitPvP, Kitpvpserver, no p2w, open beta, PvP, Pvpserver, Quests, Ranks, RidgePvP, Skills

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ores Mined:	2653	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

RidgePvP is a new kitpvp entering open beta for all players to join!

We offer 5 unique classes with custom loadouts.

Server features:

skillsLevel up rewardsQuestsCosmetic

ridgepvp.com

CarbonCraft: Where mining for diamonds is our second favorite thing to do on the toilet!

CarbonCraft, Caves, Challenges, compete, Conquer, creativity, Development, diamonds, Dimensions, Discord, Enchantments, EXCITEMENT, Favorite, Ip:, ISLAND, landscapes, Mining, multiplayer, Network, Paradise, Payouts, PvP, Resources, Structures, TOILET

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

CarbonCraft Minecraft Server

Welcome to CarbonCraft, where adventure knows no bounds! Our network features two exciting game modes: SMP and Skyblock, each with custom aspects to enhance your minecraft experience.

In SMP (Survival Multiplayer), team up with friends to conquer the wild landscapes. Build towering structures, explore hidden caves, and engage in thrilling PvP battles. Experience our custom enchantments that add an extra layer of strategy and excitement to your gameplay.

In Skyblock, start with a tiny island in the sky and expand it into a bustling paradise. Overcome challenges, gather resources, and unlock new dimensions of gameplay. Compete for monthly island payouts, showcasing your island’s development and creativity to claim the top spot.

IP: play.carboncraft.xyz

Discord: https://discord.gg/carboncraft

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address play.carboncraft.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Are there any custom features in SMP?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add a unique gameplay experience to SMP.
How can I compete for island payouts in Skyblock?	You can compete for monthly island payouts by showcasing your island’s development and creativity.
Can I team up with friends in both game modes?	Yes, you can team up with friends in both SMP and Skyblock to tackle challenges together.

EmySMP VS Hypixel

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Ores Mined:	1598	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2240	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Hypixel	EmySMP
Pros	Pros
– Large player base	– Support for Twitch streamer community
– Diverse mini-games	– Supports bedrock users
– Competitive gameplay	– Supports versions 1.20 and up
Cons	Cons
– Can be overcrowded	– Limited to Emykyu’s community
– Pay-to-win elements	– Smaller player base

FAQ:

1. How many players does each server support? – Hypixel supports a large player base, while EmySMP is limited to Twitch streamer Emykyu’s community.

2. What type of gameplay can I expect from each server? – Hypixel offers diverse mini-games and competitive gameplay, while EmySMP focuses on survival gameplay.

3. Are there any version restrictions for the servers? – Hypixel has support for multiple versions, while EmySMP specifically supports versions 1.20 and up.

4. Are there any special features for Twitch streamers? – EmySMP supports Twitch streamer Emykyu’s community and encourages support for the streams.

5. Are there any pay-to-win elements on the servers? – Hypixel has been criticized for pay-to-win elements, while EmySMP does not have such features.

Crafty McSwitcharoo’s Server of LOLs

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1606
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block at exactly midnight, a secret portal to the Nether will open up and you’ll be greeted by a friendly Ender Dragon who will grant you three wishes. Crazy, right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who roams the land looking for brave adventurers to challenge him to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Herobrine, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be sure to watch out for creepers wearing top hats – they’re known to throw the most epic tea parties in all of Minecraftia.

Excuse Me Craft

Challenging, circle, confusion, Craft, Curious, doubt, EXCUSE, excuse me, inquiry, perplexed, puzzled, Questioning, questioning authority, questioning behavior, questioning norms, questioning patterns, questioning rules, rugging, seeking answers, seeking clarification, uncertainty, wondering

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Emeralds Found:	909	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring, square-shaped Minecraft worlds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have CIRCLES! That’s right, no more boring squares, we’ve got circles for days. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig that can fly! That’s right, FLYING PIGS! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity!