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CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

RegretCraft: Life Choices

Choices, Decision making, embracing change, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, letting go, Life, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Making amends, moving forward, moving on, overcoming regret, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on choices, RegretCraft, regrets, second chances, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of making life choices that leave you questioning your existence? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to regret!

KingdomsSMP! More drama than a llama and more chaos than herding chickens! Join now!

16+, admin approval, alliances, Applications, Chaos, chickens, Combat, Discord, DOMINANCE, Drama, Europe, game of thrones, Herding, Join, Kingdoms, kingdoms competition, KingdomsSMP, Llama, PvP, Raids, Roleplay, smp, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4105	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe

We’re currently developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server and are looking for players to join us in this exciting adventure. We’re aiming to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players. These kingdoms will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war as they see fit.

Note: PvP and combat are NOT our primary focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval, as we deeply respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

We’re looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this journey with us. Our goal is not just to create great memories on the Minecraft server but also to forge new friendships along the way.

Discord: discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can players raid other kingdoms without admin approval?	No, raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect players’ efforts.
How many players can be in a kingdom?	Each kingdom can consist of 4-10 players.
What is the main focus of the server?	PvP and combat are not the main focus, players are encouraged to collaborate and build kingdoms.

CraftyBagMC – Blue Archive Fun!

4koma, Account XP, Archive, ARU, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CraftyBagMC, From Opera 0068 with Love, Fun, general, guides, Kayoko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Moonlight Dream, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, ShiroKuro, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mines Excavated:	4527
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon has asked to participate – and trust me, you don’t want to miss that showdown! 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to witness the chaos and madness that unfolds every day. 5. We have a special potion brewing station where you can create potions that turn you into a block of cheese or a dancing llama – the possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

YuriCraft SMP: 日韓百合Trendz

Anime, Asia, culture, Entertainment, International, Japan, japanese, Korea, Korean, LGBTQ, love, Manga, Popular, relationships, smp, social media, Today, trending, viral, YuRi, YuriCraft, 日韓百合, 日韓百合Trendz

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mines Excavated:	3899
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and unexpected alliances.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja catgirls who are always up to mischief. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a thriving yuri community that is taking the server by storm. From cute dates at the virtual beach to epic love triangles, there’s never a dull moment when love is in the air.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky ninja catgirls – you never know what they might have up their sleeves!

BlockBuddiesUnite

60 years old, aita, Antagonist, atheist, BELIEF, belief system, BlockBuddiesUnite, Boundaries, Conversation, disagreement, Friend, friendship, GOD, high school, Irritation, medical supply delivery, PRAYER, Religion, Respect, spirituality, tolerance

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	6010	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters just like this one! Our players are so dedicated to their beliefs that they might even try to convert you in-game. But don’t worry, our virtual world is a safe space for all beliefs, even if you’re an atheist like our friend here. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who will pray for your diamond loot to improve! So come on and join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

RottenTomatoFanatic – Minecraft SMP

bad movie, beloved movie, cinematic experience, cinematic treasure, cult classic, favorite movie, film lover, guilty pleasure, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, low ratings, Minecraft, misunderstood film, movie buff, overlooked movie, personal favorite, RottenTomatoFanatic, smp, underrated cinema, underrated film, underrated gem, underrated masterpiece, unpopular opinion

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	196	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and secret underground disco parties. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, join us now! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

SadCraft: The Griefing Server

depression, Despair, emotional pain, emotional triggers, emotions, feeling down, Grief, Griefing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Memories, Pain, SadCraft, Sadness, Server, sorrow, sorrowful moments, Tears, triggers, unhappiness

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Towns Built:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Do you ever feel sad when you run out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! Join us and never experience the heartbreak of a diamond shortage again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the coolest mobs in town!

HaniyehsRevengeCraft

abroad, Assassination, Conflict, decision, extremist group, foreign targets, Hamas, Haniyeh killing, HaniyehsRevengeCraft, International, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, political violence, RETALIATION, Revenge, revenge plot, security threat, Targeting, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	190	Potions Brewed:	133

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players out there! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have a server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and mysterious treasures!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest when suddenly, a gang of evil chickens ambush you! But fear not, for you have the power of a magical potato that shoots lasers! Take down those pesky chickens and claim victory for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater realm and discover a hidden city filled with talking dolphins and dancing squids! Help them throw the ultimate underwater rave and become the life of the party!

And if that’s not enough, join our exclusive club of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored unicorns! Defeat the evil llama king and become the ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

V is for Vanilla, but don’t expect any vanilla resets anytime soon!

Adventure, Anytime, Auctions, BUILD, commands, Community, Creative, dont, Economy, Events, expect, Exploration, Farming, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Resets, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Shops, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

Overview:

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, the server is vanilla and does not allow mods.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, Griefing & Killing is allowed on the server.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, players have freedom to build wherever they like.
Are there regular events on the server?	Events are player-organized and not hosted by server admins.