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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1745 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5229 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
so, like, imagine if the Federal Reserve got hacked by a group of russian dudes called Lockbit. like, they just waltzed in there with their keyboards and started messing with the money stuff. but hey, don’t worry about that, come join our Minecraft server instead! we promise we won’t hack into your virtual diamonds or anything. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and mobs. it’s like a virtual heist, but without the FBI knocking on your door. so come join us, before Lockbit decides to hack into your computer next!
