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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4677 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 8520 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.
So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
