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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4449 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 | Crops Grown: | 3760 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
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